“Either way I don't come first, which for some stupid reason bothers hell out of me, having grown up with the notion… — Erich Segal Copy Share Image
There are psychological repercussions to illness and we need a little more help to get through the effects not only on the… — Alan Thicke Copy Share Image
Laughter lifts our spirits, surprises and sometime shocks our expectations, allows us to cross boundaries, reorders our priorities, and gives us access… — Jean Houston Copy Share Image
“Jesus,” Kiernan said as he stepped from the Bronco and a gust of frigid wind lifted his hair. “I think my testicles… — Diana Copland Copy Share Image
“My mom made the trays out of kits she bought at Michaels. She's crackled the shit out of them so they look… — Susan Juby Copy Share Image
The Daily Show' was really a turning point, where people started to realize that comedy can have a true cultural impact and… — Adam Conover Copy Share Image
I made four comedies, and all did well, but I always wanted to do an action film. When I saw 'Singham,' I… — Rohit Shetty Copy Share Image
“Stick with me," CyFi had said, putting his fist in the air, "and as God is my witness, you will never go… — Neal Shusterman Copy Share Image
“Some high school boys define themselves by their peers, some by their dreams, and some by their wallets. They are characterized by… — Gwen Hayes Copy Share Image
“WE do try to eat," Raoul called back to her [Kel]. I go all faint if I don't get fed regularly. Only… — Tamora Pierce Copy Share Image
“Paying attention is more important to reliability than moving slowly. Because he pays close attention, a Navy pilot can land a 40,000… — Paul Graham Copy Share Image
“Real motherhood is different. It's better and it's messier and it's more complicated. It will break your heart and make you laugh… — Melanie Shankle Copy Share Image
“By barely measurable increments, the days became less grueling. And through it all, Elka was there to lift my spirits with her… — Lesley Livingston Copy Share Image
“On a tiny planet that has been racing toward oblivion for millions of years, we are born amid sorrow; we grow, we… — Ernesto Sabato Copy Share Image
For almost 40 years, he was the brightest star in the comedy galaxy… The beautiful light will continue to shine on us… — Billy Crystal Copy Share Image
“Thanks to Dashiell Hammett. "He was thin, walked with a stick, and was the only private dick I knew who used the… — Thomas deKooning Copy Share Image
“Without children, there is no careless play; the laughter has died. Only the gruesome reality of the day is left, an unchanging… — Henry Martin Copy Share Image
“Some people say a person receives a position in this church through revelation, and others say they get it through inspiration, but… — J. Golden Kimball Copy Share Image
That's what I think works the best, and what I think makes the best comedy - something that's completely committed and more… — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image
“It comes from a very ancient democracy, you see..." "You mean, it comes from a world of lizards?" "No," said Ford, who… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“This is a little awkward," I said, "but my mother just ran over the rabbit." "Ran over?" "As in roadkill. We're not… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I'm not afraid to take on somebody or say something that somebody will find offensive because unfortunately in comedy, you can't say… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
“Good strategy was the only reason I was still alive. I ambushed, set traps, and ran like hell the moment things stopped… — Jester Bobbity Copy Share Image
“You’re seeing someone else, aren’t you?" Seeing someone else? How on earth could that explain any of this? Why would seeing someone… — Nick Hornby Copy Share Image
“She heard footsteps thumping from the crew quarters and Jacin appeared in the cargo bay, eyes wide. “What happened? Why is the… — Marissa Meyer Copy Share Image
A lot of times in the rhetoric, people forget the facts. And the facts are that thousands of small businesses-Hispanically owned or… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
“Of course we had hoped that he would take up his sword as part of the President's war on poetry. The time… — Donald Barthelme Copy Share Image
I have great respect for my parents. I got such beautiful things from both of them. It doesn't mean that we didn't… — Patti Smith Copy Share Image
“Jack Kennedy brought an "intense concentration" and a "gently teasing humor" to the dinner table, along with what Katherine Graham called his… — Sally Bedell Smith Copy Share Image
“So, it's the ever popular Firstborn Child of Doom prophecy,huh, ice-boy? How very cliche. Why can't it ever be the third nephew… — Julie Kagawa Copy Share Image
The comedy was always there. There's this moment I remember from when I was seven or eight: I was with a friend… — Maya Rudolph Copy Share Image
Comedy doesn't really matter that much; I know that. I treat it like an adult - I don't treat it like a… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
I suppose the best comedy shows do have the rock n' roll feeling - if it's a great night, and the roof… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
“Moja mama? Umrla je. Njena je teza da moram sa svim muškarcima biti ljubazna inače će me oni ostaviti pa ću umreti… — Vedrana Rudan Copy Share Image
Improvisation is almost like the retarded cousin in the comedy world. We've been trying forever to get improvisation on TV. It's just… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
“It's natural to feel jittery around new people. But sometimes you can get over your jitters if you make a joke. So… — Elizabeth Jane Howard Copy Share Image
“Clowns are vicious--they're all nefarious grins--and if you hung out with a bunch of clowns in a bar, pretty soon it would… — Jenni Fagan Copy Share Image
I've been thinking of humorous things since I was... I can't remember when. All the way through elementary school, all the way… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“This scene takes place after make-up sex after Akira(uke) sees Kyousuke(seme) out with a female co-worker and misunderstands the situation. Akira: “Kyousuke… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I find that working with friends is always the goal, even if its just one person. Because the comedy community is kind… — Lizzy Caplan Copy Share Image
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