“You already alone. If you want more alone, I can knock you into the middle of next week, and leave you there.” — Toni Morrison Copy Share Image
The thing is, comedy's gone in a weird direction. People are really into ironic comedy and fakeness and cleverness. — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
“When there's a monster under your bed sometimes it really is best not to look.” — Jocelynn Drake Copy Share Image
“I'm the first to admit that I don't write right. Now, relax and enjoy the show! The sideshow, that is.” — Lori R. Lopez Copy Share Image
And I definitely gravitate toward people who use laughter to pull themselves out of the abyss. — Lea Thompson Copy Share Image
I don't know if humor has a place for it but being light hearted does and not to take it too seriously. — John Assaraf Copy Share Image
Heck by the time a man scratches his behind, clears his throat, and tells me how smart he is, we've already wasted… — Lyndon B. Johnson Copy Share Image
I went to a restaurant with my friend, and he said, "Pass the salt." I said, "Screw you! Sit closer to the… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“If Prague and the rest of Bohemia, with all their charming hospodas delightful architecture and pretty landscape should become too cosy for… — Terje B. Englund Copy Share Image
“Trust is not be said or shown to those who deserves it from from you because it's dangerous to their good did… — Bola Dodo Copy Share Image
“Bethany blinked. "Did you just hit me?" she asked, disbelief coloring her every feature. Skylar raised both hands, palms outward. "I come… — Jennifer Lynn Barnes Copy Share Image
Everyone wants me to do the comedy thing. But I always wanted to do action adventure. I want to be a guy… — Sinbad Copy Share Image
I wasn't making fun of my father in-law's religion. And even if I was so what, it's a comedy. Religion should be… — Larry David Copy Share Image
“It's really a very simple arrangement, little mother. He fully understands that either they get healthy, or he gets sick. That sort… — David Eddings Copy Share Image
They used to have a smoking section at most airports. No more. They now have these glass-encased rooms. You're not just a… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
“Sit your ass down, Don Juanabe," Derek said. "Don Juanabe?" Ascanio pulled out his swords. "Don Juan Wannabe," Derek explained. "See I… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Well, of course. But, we already knew that. I mean... I am kind of a big deal-Matt Carter” — Natasha Larry Copy Share Image
It's a lot of people's goal to be the lead in a movie, and that was never my goal. I just wanted… — Paul Rust Copy Share Image
“Don’t tell me you have OCD about this?” “OCD, ADHD—pretty sure if they come up with some new acronym tomorrow I’d have… — Cyma Rizwaan Khan Copy Share Image
“...What do people think about my staying with Harrison with him chasing everything that's hot and hollow?” — Dashiell Hammett Copy Share Image
My career is chequered. Then I think I got pigeon-holed in humour; Shakespeare is not my thing. — Maggie Smith Copy Share Image
“If the second date seems to be going well, it's pretty much a given that by dessert I'll renounce my faith” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
I actually pay careful attention to that sort of thing - infusing humor into my films - because that's how important I… — Park Chan-wook Copy Share Image
“If we want less and less, we may in fact receive more and more of what we need. It may work like… — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
After God created the world, He made man and woman. Then, to keep the whole thing from collapsing, He invented humor. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“What women want is still what it's always been: either you or, more likely, not you.” — David Mitchell Copy Share Image
I've always been a figure skater and ballet dancer. I love physical comedy, and any chance that I get to do that...… — Allison Janney Copy Share Image
I like to play the comic relief or parts that aren't necessarily comedic but that I can find the comedy in. — Chandra Wilson Copy Share Image
“Shakespeare has united the powers of exciting laughter and sorrow not only in one mind, but in one composition.” — Samuel Johnson Copy Share Image
“I watched how people of India changed from social people to self diverted people, they are now started to be in their… — Dr. Poison King Copy Share Image
HATING is an emotional disease... so for those who hate me... Hope you get well soon... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
5 Things I Find Attractive; A woman with a good sense of humor. A pretty smile. Bright eyes. Soft hair. A horrifying… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I don't do vague. If I want to call you a coward, I will bock at you in no uncertain terms.” — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Our first show, 'A Little Nightmare Music,' encompasses a lot of zany humor with beautiful classical music. — Aleksey Igudesman Copy Share Image
“Paranoia is just a heightened state of awareness. I didn't say it, but I repeat it often enough.” — Gerald Everett Jones Copy Share Image
'NRT' is a comedy film, which has the extreme of emotions with Vijay Sethupathi and Nayanthara as the protagonists. — Vignesh Shivan Copy Share Image
Guy 1: hey, man, can you do me a favor? Guy 2: yeah, what? Guy 1: when I die, can you update… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“But Thor and I weren’t going to happen, ever. I didn’t tell her this. I might be a killer, but I’m not… — J.A. Konrath Copy Share Image
What shall we do with...the Jews?...I advise that all their prayer books and Talmudic writings...are to be taken from them. — Martin Luther Copy Share Image
“He was rugged, sexy and mysterious, all the things I never knew I wanted.” — Kathey Gray Copy Share Image
