Humor Quotes · Page 528

It's impossible to write about Native life without humor-that's how people maintain sanity.

— Louise Erdrich

“I mean, what good is a women's lib if we can't use it to ask guys to dances?”

— Cynthia Hand

In Maori culture there's a lot of humor and just as quickly we are able to express grief.

— Rachel House

I used to like humorous people in the past, but these days, I like serious people more.

— Park Shin-hye

“There is no pathos more bitter than that of parting from someone we have never met.”

— P.G. Wodehouse

Sometimes it takes ten seconds to see some humor in your dilemmas, sometimes ten years.

— Allen Klein

“Don't waste yer' breath kid. Explainin' anything to that one? It's like tryin' ta' slap the dumb off a retard... -George Foster”

— Shawn Durnin

“I will continue Living my life, Laughing at stupid an funny shit, Loving every MF who hate me an love me”

— Dianerste Ross

“Gilbert put down the magazine he was looking at and politely said he hoped I was recovering from my injury. I said…

— Dashiell Hammett

With Michael Jackson, what I thought was really interesting was the people saying: 'He looked really well in that final video.' I…

— Russell Howard

I've tried to create a comedy that doesn't look like any other comedy. Maybe traditionally in TV there has been a kind…

— Melina Matsoukas

“In the nineteenth century, The Romantics viewed Nature as benign, a glowing reflection of God's grace. Now we know better. Nature is…

— Richard Yancey

“She remembered the conversation in the Library, as forgetting was the last thing a fully-trained Librarian should do. Memories were as important…

— Genevieve Cogman

“There were still few rules at Down House, and Charles was not very good at enforcing the ones he and Emma did…

— Heiligman Deborah

“There is no need to search; achievement leads to nowhere. It makes no difference at all, so just be happy now! Love…

— Dan Millman

“Charlotte: "It’s too bad they don’t give out diplomas for what you learn at the mall, because I could graduate with honors…

— Janette Rallison

All The Desirable Things In Life Are Either Illegal, Expensive Or Married :

— Ritu Ghatourey

There's plenty of room for humor in politics, God knows, but it's a serious business.

— Al Franken

I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head…

— Rodney Dangerfield

“Listen, do you really expect me to believe that God lives beneath the Vatican?- Ezio Auditore”

— Oliver Bowden

“Life is like a dry handjob. Just when it starts getting good, it’s already over.”

— Jayme K

Did the Order return your sense of humor as part of the severance package?

— Ilona Andrews

I bought my wife a little Italian car. A Mafia. It has a hood under the hood.

— Henny Youngman

“The only time I drink milk is when I drink coffee. I make love the same way—contributing 2% as I just sort…

— Dark Jar Tin Zoo

When I see something, I know why something's funny or seems to be funny. But in the end it's just another picture…

— Garry Winogrand

“A famous philosopher, Stormin' Norman Pleimann once said,"When the money is low, love will blow.”

— Norm Pleimann

“Luck is my middle name," said Rincewind, indistinctly. "Mind you, my first name is Bad.”

— Terry Pratchett

I wonder if in 2050 there will be a movie called, 'Dude, Where's My Spaceship'

— Zach Galifianakis

“Ms. Bennett, do you know who I am? I am not accustomed to being spoken to in such a manner.”

— Jane Austen

“Good lord, woman, stop sounding like a creeper and pick your freakin jaw off the floor!”

— M.S. Knight

Presidents, whether things are good or bad, get the blame. I understand that.

— George W. Bush

It means 'Shadowhunters: Looking Better in Black Than the Widows of our Enemies Since 1234'.

— Cassandra Clare

You have to have a sense of humor if you follow politics. Otherwise, the sheer fraudulence of it all will get you…

— Thomas Sowell

“I think reality is over-rated,' he said in the hope that this might come across as dark and charismatic.”

— David Nicholls

If I find something funny and make an older woman laugh, I love that for some reason.

— Nathan Fielder

I have been accused of being a joker. But the most successful art to me involves humor.

— Man Ray

I've never cackled with laughter at a single line I've ever written. None of it has given me pleasure.

— Pat Conroy

I'm trying to make sure that there's comedy as well as sadness. It makes the sadness more memorable.

— Rick Moody

I was voted funniest person in my middle-school yearbook. So I guess I was funny in middle school?

— Cecily Strong

I'm a comedian who happens to be Muslim; my comedy stems on all forms of my identity.

— Riaad Moosa