My father was funnier than me. My father was Richard Pryor-funny. I'm just a better businessman. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
I always say, 'Thank goodness 'Wimpy Kid' was a comedy because my singing in that was more humorous than professional.' — Devon Bostick Copy Share Image
No food for lazy men,uh huh! Well, in my country they own grocery stores — Nwori Joshua Copy Share Image
Never ascribe to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity. — Napoleon Bonaparte Copy Share Image
“Truax held up a business card. Randolph “The Hammer” Tinker Attorney at Law “I nail justice in the face.” — Chris Genoa Copy Share Image
Sometimes, you just get in this mentality of 'Fuck you, this is funny.' If you don't think so, you're the asshole. — Seth Rogen Copy Share Image
“The easiest emotions for an author to evoke from readers are boredom and confusion.” — Raul Ramos y Sanchez Copy Share Image
“Whoever said that thing about how no man is an island probably doesn't live on one.” — Tim Hall Copy Share Image
Hosting 'SNL' was something I'd always wanted to do. The show allowed me to play to my strengths - mixing music with… — Justin Timberlake Copy Share Image
“If you think I'm going to let six people risk their lives - !' 'because it's the first time for all of… — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
“A woman who has a sense of humor possesses no refuge from the merciless truth about herself. She cannot think herself misunderstood.… — L.M. Montgomery Copy Share Image
I find it incredibly boring when people are mean about some individuals, especially if the individual has no power. I can understand… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
“No amount of careful grooming seemed to erase their impression that he was actually a foul and frightening ogre. It was enough… — Celeste Bradley Copy Share Image
Uncle Fester always intrigued me. I certainly always enjoyed his kind of humor. He's just full of mischief in a kind of… — Christopher Lloyd Copy Share Image
Google earth view gives you the amazing chance to see amazing places all over the world, from the comfort of your own… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think there is a kind of laconic Australian leg-pulling sense of humor that is certainly in some of my stories, or… — Garth Nix Copy Share Image
I love doing comedy. I did comedy for seven years on 'The King of Queens. — Lou Ferrigno Copy Share Image
Comedy is exaggerated realism. It can be stretched to the almost ludicrous, but it must always be believable. — Paul Lynde Copy Share Image
Getting worried there might not be enough talent in America to acommodate all these singing shows. — Natasha Leggero Copy Share Image
The quickest way to a man's heart is not through the stomach but through his chest, with an axe. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I'm doing a drama, I wish I was doing something funny. When I'm doing something funny, I wish I was doing… — Alan Ruck Copy Share Image
That's what I hate about a lot of comedies, when you're hitting a line or making it funny. — Jennifer Aniston Copy Share Image
“Some people would have killed themselves and/or someone else if they were single; and some people would not have done that.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“To function efficiently, any group of people or employees must have faith in their leader."- Capt. Bligh(ret.)” — Robert Lynn Asprin Copy Share Image
“We sometimes try to impress people we just met by not trying to impress them.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“It's great to be alive, isn't it? Especially when you consider the alternative.” — Jonathan Ross Copy Share Image
I saw on HBO they were advertising a boxing match "It's a fight to the finish". That's a good place to end. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“There were pecans, there were cashews and then there was just plain nuts.” — Mary Hughes Copy Share Image
“To evade insanity and depression, we unconsciously limit the number of people toward whom we are sincerely sympathetic.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
If you are writing comedy and try to please everybody, you'll please nobody. — Brendan O'Carroll Copy Share Image
It's not funny when you actually get shot, but afterwards, yeah, it's funny. — Curtis Jackson Copy Share Image
“You're the one with the badge," I admitted, "but I'm the one being haunted by a seven-year-old in a ballerina costume.” — Linda Lael Miller Copy Share Image
Lots of women are getting involved. They're not satisfied just being passengers anymore. — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
“I loved the feeling of finally falling in love to someone who would love me back.” — Kristine Cuevas Copy Share Image
Of all states that understands local control of schools, Iowa is such a state. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
“Iwa: he begged on his knees Iwa: the coaches got worried he’d injure his bad knee further so they let him do… — Powerhh Copy Share Image
“Ahahahahaha! Ahahahaha! Aahahaha! BEWARE!!!!! Yrs Sincerely, The Opera Ghost” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Comedy is essentially made by young men, or older men with some form of arrested development, for young men or immature older… — Harold Ramis Copy Share Image
“I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
“Faggots make the best friends," she said philosophically. "They're very loyal.” — Piper Kerman Copy Share Image
