“Have some more tea, dear," Hester said, reaching for the pot and refilling my cup. "I always find that helps.” — Beth Pattillo Copy Share Image
I, of course, don't have an accent. This is just how things sound when they are pronounced properly. — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
I feel like a lot of serious music lives in generalizations - 'Love is a flower,' 'The sky is so dark' -… — Rachel Bloom Copy Share Image
In my experience, there are two things that no one will admit to: having no sense of humor and being susceptible to… — Margaret George Copy Share Image
I'd love to do a film with Mariah. But it would have to be a comedy. She's the funniest woman in the… — Nick Cannon Copy Share Image
“Perfect, just what I need this morning, another episode in battle of the wits.” — Sonya Bria Copy Share Image
“I'm only one kill away from Command Assassin. Be a damn shame for that kill to be you" (Darion)” — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“He says he needs mothering." "…Even if he didn't need mothering, which after all is only another way of saying he needs… — Hilary Mckay Copy Share Image
Really proud of it. A great campaign. And I'm really pleased with the organization and the thousands of South Carolinians that worked… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
“Isn’t it amazing, amazing, amazing that something so specific can be so resonant? These are the filaments, filaments, filaments from that Walt… — Ze Frank Copy Share Image
I love comedy. I'm not known for comedy, but I love it. I've done a lot of it, in my lifetime. But… — Leonard Nimoy Copy Share Image
“You ever get the feeling we're in way, WAY over our heads?' Kate asked. David shrugged. 'I get that feeling every time… — Chris Lester Copy Share Image
I got some tartar control toothpaste. I still have tartar, but that stuff's under control. I got so much tartar, I don't… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Humor is the spiciest condiment in the feast of existence. Laugh at your mistakes but learn from them, joke over your troubles… — Lucy Maud Montgomery Copy Share Image
“The first stage of camping always involves a trip to an outdoor equipment store like REI. These stores are well known for… — Christian Lander Copy Share Image
“We sometimes congratulate someone, not because we value or find worthy what they have just achieved, but only because we fear coming… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
When you're playing King Lear, you have to have a little humour, or you will have no tragedy when the king dies. — Robert Wilson Copy Share Image
“How is there laughter, how is there joy, as this world is always burning?” — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack… — Frank Moore Colby Copy Share Image
Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of mans superiority to all that befalls him. — Romain Gary Copy Share Image
Did you know I started out as a stand-up comic? People don't believe me when I tell them. That's how I saw… — Al Pacino Copy Share Image
I have said that the sanction regime is like Swiss cheese - that meant that they weren't very effective. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
“Facebook has been spreading across the continents faster than a highly contagious Asian bird flu!” — Gemini Adams Copy Share Image
“Her dad's voice boomed from inside the house. "I've got a Glock, a shovel, and five acres of woods, Johnson!” — Melissa Landers Copy Share Image
“You gotta love an old-fashioned word like "quarrelsome." Today she'd just be a bitch.” — Deb Caletti Copy Share Image
If I bring anything to the table, it's the fact that not everybody realizes they're funny. So I just point a finger. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
I love dark humor that crosses the line and makes you say, 'That's so wrong!' And that's 'Family Guy' to me. — Elena Satine Copy Share Image
Strangely, Dante's Divine Comedy did not produce a prose of that creative height or it did so after centuries. — Eugenio Montale Copy Share Image
“She had a face which was not so much freckled as one big freckle with occasional areas of skin.” — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
Yemen produces coffee, Egypt cotton, Iraq dates, Palestine oranges, and Syria trouble. — John Gunther Copy Share Image
I have a good sense of humour, and that's what kept me for the 30 years I was locked up. — Anthony Ray Hinton Copy Share Image
When I'm 70 I might be a man in a park just wandering around, speaking in tongues with kids throwing bread at me. — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
“Folks, if you ever wake up feeling much better than originally anticipated, it’s probably because you’ve overslept.” — Martin Reed Copy Share Image
Comedy is a blood sport. It flays the truth and spurts twisted logic. In America, people become comics because we don't have… — Elayne Boosler Copy Share Image
The greatest Jewish tradition is to laugh. The cornerstone of Jewish survival has always been to find humor in life and in… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
I want to go play a villain or an action hero or a nice, light, romantic comedy or something. That would be… — Dash Mihok Copy Share Image
Putting a little time aside for clean fun and good humor is very necessary to relieve the tensions of our time. — Hattie McDaniel Copy Share Image
Nobody tried comedy in horror, and when I tried it ladies came to the theatre. — Raghava Lawrence Copy Share Image
'The Cosby Show' made an impact on comedy, television and culture. We rejected lowering the bar. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
It's not unexpected for me to be in a comedy film anymore; I'm no longer the underdog in that world. — Jonah Hill Copy Share Image
