I am happy that I am getting acceptance beyond comedy and hope I keep getting a variety of roles. — Sunil Grover Copy Share Image
America is such a paradoxical society, hypocritically paradoxical, that if you don't have some humor, you'll crack up. — Malcolm X Copy Share Image
“Dilettantes,’ Art3mis said. ‘It’s their own fault for not knowing all the Schoolhouse Rock! lyrics by heart.” — Ernest Cline Copy Share Image
“If I were being honest with myself, he lit a blaze, not just a blush, but that’s too much reality for me… — S.L. Scott Copy Share Image
To me comedy is like being a magician, once they know the rabbit is coming out of the hat they won't care. — John Bishop Copy Share Image
“A truly compassionate man gives a poor woman a portion of his meal before he eats, not after he has eaten.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
To me, in life, if you have a sense of humor about it, that's how you deal with anything. — Ralph Macchio Copy Share Image
“Perhaps her giant bright-eyed sister had finally come to put her out of her misery just when things had gotten interesting.” — Alethea Kontis Copy Share Image
Not so great in England at the moment; in an online poll we came last, we actually came bottom of European countries… — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
“I watched my friend Eleanor give birth," she said. "Once you've seen a child born, you realize a baby's not much more… — Lorrie Moore Copy Share Image
“People try to get out of themselves and to escape from the man. This is folly; instead of transforming themselves into angels,… — Montaigne Copy Share Image
“You have been spying all along," Conrad said, unconvinced. "The manhunt for you was a ruse." "Check with the emperor," Ferrin replied… — Brandon Mull Copy Share Image
My parents have always had a great sense of humor. And I really appreciate good humor in songs, witty lyrics that sneak… — Kacey Musgraves Copy Share Image
“Emotionally immature people often have difficulty engaging in humor in ways that strengthen bonds with others. Instead, they push humor on others,… — Lindsay C. Gibson Copy Share Image
“I always thought there were like seven continents.” Crazzee was kind of an expert in geography. One of her ex-boyfriends had a… — Buan Boonaca Copy Share Image
“Two middle-aged yuppies got bored of their chosen careers, looked into Wicca and now fancy themselves to be witches. They're going to… — Caspar Vega Copy Share Image
“I mean, what good is a women's lib if we can't use it to ask guys to dances?” — Cynthia Hand Copy Share Image
In Maori culture there's a lot of humor and just as quickly we are able to express grief. — Rachel House Copy Share Image
It's impossible to write about Native life without humor-that's how people maintain sanity. — Louise Erdrich Copy Share Image
2-in-1 is a stupid term, because 1 is not big enough to hold 2. That's why 2 was created. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Sometimes it takes ten seconds to see some humor in your dilemmas, sometimes ten years. — Allen Klein Copy Share Image
“There is no pathos more bitter than that of parting from someone we have never met.” — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“Don't waste yer' breath kid. Explainin' anything to that one? It's like tryin' ta' slap the dumb off a retard... -George Foster” — Shawn Durnin Copy Share Image
I used to like humorous people in the past, but these days, I like serious people more. — Park Shin-hye Copy Share Image
“I will continue Living my life, Laughing at stupid an funny shit, Loving every MF who hate me an love me” — Dianerste Ross Copy Share Image
Within any drama in anyone's life, there's always a way to find the humor in it. Without humor no one cares about… — Elizabeth Reaser Copy Share Image
“You are quite possibly the least smooth guy I know,” she mumbled. “You can’t even put your arm around me without tripping… — Lish McBride Copy Share Image
They've taken the foot off Johnny Grubb. Uh, they've taken the shoe off Johnny Grubb. — Jerry Coleman Copy Share Image
“Who cares? My balls are wet! The city is going to shit and you guys are yapping about this crap, as if… — Jason Medina Copy Share Image
“I write what I want to read. If I were to write what I know, I'd be staring at a blank page… — R.J. Dennis Copy Share Image
“Intelligence is not found when you have a plan, rather it's measured when you have no clue what you're doing.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you are truly offended by an 80-year-old man saying you're not funny, then you're probably not funny. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
Laughter is good for you. Nine out of ten stand-up comedians recommend laughter in the face of intense stupidity. — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
He who laughs last thinks slowest? How do you know he isn't laughing first??? — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Copy Share Image
“Have you ever noticed how ‘What the hell’ is always the right decision to make?” — Terry Johnson Copy Share Image
“Rich in Happiness is about choosing new perspectives, new habits, and a new emotional future.” — Alex J Kim Copy Share Image
“Luc let out a strangled, hoarse laugh. "Oh shit. ET so phoned home, kids.” — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
I'd like to do a romantic comedy like 'Notting Hill,' which is one of my favorite movies. — Rutina Wesley Copy Share Image
Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'I'm possible'! Unless you wanna slam a revolving door, then that's not going to happen. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Come Hell or High Water" usually depends on the kind of plug you use in the bath tub” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
