We didn't used to be so precious about women in comedy back in the old days. — Paul Feig Copy Share Image
Comedy has ceased to be a challenge to the mental processes. It has become a therapy of relaxation, a kind of tranquilizing… — James Thurber Copy Share Image
Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions — Criss Jami Copy Share Image
“Morag read the thick gothic script on his upper arm "Carpe diem" "The thinking man's YOLO" he said” — Heide Goody Copy Share Image
It's one thing to make people laugh, but after a certain point, comedy is almost cheap. — Adam Conover Copy Share Image
Angie, I've seen my mom wrestle two cops to the ground with a taser dart in her neck, and you cry when… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
“You have as many burdens on your shoulders as you choose to place there.” — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
“At the very leadt, we can grab Monica and hustle her skanky ass back to her dad wile you brave, strong menfolk… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“No, not 'Very well, Your Excellency', but simply 'Your Excellency'! I told you to watch your tone, Colonel! I also trust you… — Fyodor Dostoevsky Copy Share Image
“I, Lisa K Friedman, being of sound mind and broken foot, served him with a mock complaint: breach of the marriage contract.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Honestly, it's really hard improvising and it's really stressful and humiliating at times. You're taking really big swings that potentially are eating… — Seth Rogen Copy Share Image
“Swelter, as soon as he saw who it was, stopped dead, and across his face little billows of flesh ran swiftly here… — Mervyn Peake Copy Share Image
“Elephant wanted no part of Rupert Panther. Rather, he wanted Rupert Panther to have no part of him, which was a realistic… — T.A. Young Copy Share Image
“He said that there would be more information available in the narthex. I leaned over to Matthew and whispered, "The Narthex? Isn't… — Nadia Bolz-Weber Copy Share Image
“First,' Dad said, giving me a stern look, 'Captain Griswold and you [Nora] and i must have a little chat.' I batted… — Lia Habel Copy Share Image
“Fell?' he asked. 'Or was pushed?' Anton shrugged again. 'It hardly makes a difference,' he said, 'when you are the man at… — Michael Montoure Copy Share Image
I wish my brother would learn a trade, so I would know what kind of work he's out of. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
A Gun with no gunpowder is a useless toy so as A person with no knowledge or Sense of humor ... — Mustapha Falalu Bello Copy Share Image
It is utterly asinine that people continually go to comedy shows without bothering to see if their sensibilities line up with the… — Phoebe Robinson Copy Share Image
He has no idea what it was like to grow up in the South, where you had to hold your head down. — Fred Allen Copy Share Image
“Off with their heads!" the woman screamed. "Off with their stinking, boring heads!"" Redd, The Looking Class Wars” — Frank Beddor Copy Share Image
A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you have. — Barry Goldwater Copy Share Image
When humor works, it works because it's clarifying what people already feel. It has to come from someplace real. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“What did you think was going to ensue when you chose Hagan's big ass to train me? That guy is wicked fierce… — J.L. McCoy Copy Share Image
How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him? — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“Holy crap! Your story was so long I forgot the beginning! - Ichigo Kurosaki” — Tite Kubo Copy Share Image
A travel agent told I could spend 7 nights in HAWAII no days just nights. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Funny is a good foil. Humor is illuminating, and it also gives you power. — J. Tillman Copy Share Image
There's so much you can achieve with a launching pad like stand-up comedy. You can literally go from acting to hosting to… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
“ Just stay still, if you stay still it can't find you. That's sharks, you idiot. Sharks and dinosaurs. This isn't Jurassic Park. ” — Kelley Armstrong Copy Share Image
Anyone who is funny and doesn't take herself to seriously is attractive to me — Niall Horan Copy Share Image
I thought I had more of a European sense of humour than the average American comic. — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
When I have children, I'm gonna make them watch the movie 2012 and tell them I survived that like a BOSS. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The man who is truly good and wise will bear with dignity whatever fortune sends, and will always make the best of… — Aristotle Copy Share Image
Executives do not on the whole do well with comedy. They can't understand it, they can't read it, they can't spot it. — Eric Idle Copy Share Image
I guess my sense of humour leans more towards irony and tongue-in-cheek performance. — Eliza Scanlen Copy Share Image
“Sometimes... the first step to forgiveness is realizing that the other person... is batshit crazy.” — Michelle Bartlett Copy Share Image
“As the doctor treated the wound, Mazer said, " I don't care how much you eat, Ender, self-cannibalism won't get you out… — Orson Scott Card Copy Share Image
“I have always understood that money made in the patent medicine business is a practical bar to social success.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I don't really know who you are, but I'd appreciate it if I never found out.” — Babe Walker Copy Share Image
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