“When your're both finished trying to frighten each other away with the sordidness of your pasts, can you help me, please?” — Melina Marchetta Copy Share Image
“At a certain age almost all the questions a person asks him or herself are really just about one thing: how should… — Fredrik Backman Copy Share Image
“There's a seagull eating our food,' he told me, and it was the most romantic thing I'd ever heard.” — T.J. Klune Copy Share Image
You never really know someone until you play UNO with them, and the asshole hits you with a 'Draw 4.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ask any physical comedian and they'll say the same thing. There are so many dark moments in comedy. — Lee Evans Copy Share Image
Yes, they allowed us to play around a lot because, like we said, the director's such a good comedy director. — Kevin McDonald Copy Share Image
“Herewolves and Therewolves? I'm going to have to ask Mermin what those are." - L. R. W. Lee, Andy Smithson: Blast of… — L. R. W. Lee Copy Share Image
“If not, well, Libby didn't care anymore. She'd turn 17 in a few months, and that was practically 18” — Angie Stanton Copy Share Image
I've always littered my songs with jokes. You might need to dig a little deeper to find the humor, but I would… — Cass McCombs Copy Share Image
“A tall, thin boy with choppy black hair stood next to her. He eyed Isobel as she approached, sizing her up, grinning… — Kelly Creagh Copy Share Image
Both law and comedy are heavily focused on thought and viewing all angles. To write a good joke, you have to look… — Troy Walker Copy Share Image
“So, you don’t drink much,” he said. “What about food?” “No, I don’t eat food. I tried it once a long time… — Mary Abshire Copy Share Image
“Once you even acknowledge that there is a line, that there are things you shouldn’t be allowed to joke about, that there… — Al Franken Copy Share Image
They don't make you pay for the humor. It's up and down, but they're trying to give you as many laughs as… — Mike Judge Copy Share Image
“This is the sixty-nine,” I told him, presenting the magazine in front of him. I put my fingers—two of them —on the… — Jonathan Safran Foer Copy Share Image
Michael Pitt is amazing. His physical comedy is extraordinary; he's so committed and so willing to play within the scenes. It makes… — Nina Arianda Copy Share Image
The first rule of comedy should be, you must be very lazy. Whoever works should be immediately removed. — Cyrus Broacha Copy Share Image
Everyone who does comedy at my level thinks the same thing: 'What am I doing with my life?' — Natasia Demetriou Copy Share Image
“Family "Even though you're stuck with them, at the same time they're also stuck with you.” — Sarah Dessen Copy Share Image
If I could live anywhere, I would live in London. I love London, their comedy scene is awesome. And, also, I want… — Chris Redd Copy Share Image
I'm not going to just sit there and tell sad stories. You've got to do it in a way that engages people… — Bridget Everett Copy Share Image
“Style, after all, is a kind of humor, Something truly beneath contempt...” — Larry Levis Copy Share Image
When a man says he wants to meet a girl with a sense of humor, he means one who will laugh at… — Cheri Oteri Copy Share Image
Having sex with her is incredible. It's just like a concert. We throw Frisbees around the room. And when she wants more… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
With stand-up, there's a little bit of an exaggerated reality because things have to be manipulated to create comedy, to create jokes. — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
Are the gods not just?' 'Oh no, child. What would become us us if they were? — C. S. Lewis Copy Share Image
“Hatori: "That being said, Yuki... when did you become a woman?" Yuki: "How dare you say that after you've seen me naked… — Natsuki Takaya Copy Share Image
“Seriousness is for fools and poor destitute families who have lived their entire lives on spam.” — Jason Krumbine Copy Share Image
“The pen is mightier than the sword unless it's a real sword in which case the guy with the pen should run… — Roger Eschbacher Copy Share Image
“You might be on the right track but if you don't move on, you'll get hit by a train.” — Will Rodgers Copy Share Image
I was the kid who liked making other people laugh, so maybe the comedy came before the acting. — Sharon Horgan Copy Share Image
“But it's a child ! You're a man !" "Your powers of observation are formidable," said Charles. "You are a credit to your optician.” — Katherine Rundell Copy Share Image
“All we can hope for is that he will fall into the ocean with a bar of soap in his pocket.” — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Githa Hariharan's fiction is wonderful-full of subtleties and humor and tenderness. — Michael Ondaatje Copy Share Image
You cant put a price tag on love. But if you could, Id wait for it to go on sale. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
The one thing about comedy, making it become a part of you, the audience loves it, because you become part of them. — Bernie Mac Copy Share Image
“The past is an educational toy for the present. It should be discarded the moment its usefulness is outgrown.” — Tom Morrison Copy Share Image
“I ain't movin' to Arizona! Dammit, there is nothin' there but gravel and scorpions.” — Mary Doria Russell Copy Share Image
“On behalf of all that is good and melodic, Ludwig van Beethoven, I apologize.” — Sarah Strohmeyer Copy Share Image
“When you say nasty things about people, you should never say the true ones, because you can't really trully and honestly take… — john green Copy Share Image
