In order to understand comedy, you need to understand what's sad about the world. — Ayo Edebiri Copy Share Image
“It’s so much fun to fight the odds, but it’s so draining to fight stupidity.” — Peter Bolton Copy Share Image
I think God has a sense of humor, and the way my lessons come from God is very funny. I have to… — Yvette Nicole Brown Copy Share Image
“He's lighting up my life and I don't even know his name. He's already perfect.” — Poppet Copy Share Image
“Revolting’ was the last word I ever spoke as someone who’d never kissed a girl.” — David Mitchell Copy Share Image
“Good for you Woods. You're not as dumb as you look. Come to think of it, no one's as dumb as you… — Randy Alcorn Copy Share Image
“I spent most of my life believing there would never be a Prince Charming out there for me. Kissing toads can have… — Elizabeth A. Reeves Copy Share Image
“Arik didn’t know how long he’d been in hell. Time was one never-ending, no-lube f&*k when you were in the dark and… — Larissa Ione Copy Share Image
What I look for in a guy is a really good sense of humour, obviously honesty and he had to be into… — Mandy Moore Copy Share Image
“People go to church for the same reasons they go to a tavern: to stupefy themselves, to forget their misery, to imagine… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Forgiveness comes from within. If you have said and done things for which you cannot forgive yourself, then surely you are already… — Michael McGinty Copy Share Image
“But if you must know, your moon here is rather more powerful than the ones around my own world.” “The moon?” said… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Lowering my chin, I sighed. What my Seth wanted, I wanted, but... daimons? I rubbed my hands on my bent knees and… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
“Dude, I don’t want to talk about Lacey’s prom shoes. And I’ll tell you why: I have this thing that makes me… — John Green Copy Share Image
“I know you're making a joke, but that Predator blew himself up with a bomb. The first human to actually kill an… — Andy Weir Copy Share Image
“Wanna dance?" he asked "I guess you'll do. All the cute guys are already taken," I answered with a grin. "You wound… — Lani Woodland Copy Share Image
Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what… — Francis Bacon Copy Share Image
One of the things I was taught was how you deal with language. It's important, very important in comedy. — Brett Gelman Copy Share Image
Girl: Your favorite band/singer sucks! * 25 MINUTES LATER* Cop: So she fell down the stairs? Me: Yeah, Let's go with that. — Lisette Alfaro Copy Share Image
I think Jack Nicholson in 'Chinatown' is a very funny character, but I would never call that a comedy. — Ruben Fleischer Copy Share Image
Oh man, the car could just burst into flames right now and this would be the way to go, huh guys? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
I used to dream about presenting a comedy show and also about directing films. — Joe Cornish Copy Share Image
“Dogs aren’t just for Christmas; you could probably get hold of a cat for a few weeks too.” — Daily Florence Copy Share Image
“No matter how old you are when a kid shoots you with a toy gun it is necessary that you pretend to… — Joshua Siranjofu Copy Share Image
“Germs contagious, contagious alert! But Edwart and Purell are stronger than dirt!” — Harvard Lampoon Copy Share Image
I think you figure out how to be funny by necessity. It's not a natural thing, being funny in the face of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think there is a conspiracy going on to prove that conspiracies exist! — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
“I know I was writing stories when I was five. I don’t remember what I did before that. Just loafed, I suppose.” — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“The man you’re going to marry should be like a brick: strong, sturdy, supportive and almost always hard in your presence.” — Nicole McKay Copy Share Image
Comedy has been crossing the country with remarkable speed way before the Internet, social media, even cable TV. — Chris Bliss Copy Share Image
You should never underestimate the power of your girlfriend. She has the ability to make anything your fault. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Remember passing notes? Having it read in the front of the classroom was the worst. — Raghib Clitso Copy Share Image
“I had the best image of several dragons sitting on a couch crying into a microphone...” — Adrienne Kress Copy Share Image
Sin endeavors to subject the blessed God to the humor and lust of every person in the world — Stephen Charnock Copy Share Image
What I like the most about you is you can make me laugh when nothing's even funny — Fad Ibra Copy Share Image
The number of times you say Dont judge me is directly proportional to the amount of things you do that you know… — Lars Propst Copy Share Image
The best Defense against being oversensitive is having great sense of humor. — JOHNREYES Copy Share Image
I used to work at a health food store. I got fired for drinking straight Bosco on the job. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“I guess if you get too close, the twinkling stops; they don’t look like stars anymore.” — Graham Spaid Copy Share Image
“Just so I'm clear...you thought a brothel would be a suitable place to host a birthday party for a woman?” — Lindsay Buroker Copy Share Image
