“And what more can hobbits do? They can be comic, but their comedy is suburban unless it is set against things more… — J.R.R. Tolkien Copy Share Image
“Men these days expect their wives to be as dazzling as their mistresses.” — Helen Simonson Copy Share Image
Sometimes when you're doing a comedy, the director will yell out "alts" and then the director gets the first laugh. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Google earth: You can go anywhere on Google earth and the 1st place you go to? Your house. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I went to a football game once and got punched in the face, but you couldnt tell because I was already sitting… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Remember! Reality's an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold! Byeeee!” — Bill Cipher Gravity Falls tv show Copy Share Image
You cannot say, because I am from Naples so I like the mixture of drama and comedy all together. — Sophia Loren Copy Share Image
“Everyone and everything comes into our life at exactly the right time.” — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
I urge all Texans to answer the call to serve those in need. By volunteering their time, energy or resources to helping… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
Getting up in front of the toughest crowds, you know, playing pubs in South Armagh - where people didn't necessarily even know… — Ardal O'Hanlon Copy Share Image
“Letting her head hang, all she could do was think what a freaking mess she had gotten herself into. And not even… — Toni Aleo Copy Share Image
Whatever makes you laugh is fine, and all we can do as comedy professionals is try to steer you towards something that… — Paul Feig Copy Share Image
I've had varying luck with comedy in the past, but I'd really like to give that another go. I don't know if… — Dennis Quaid Copy Share Image
You know something like 'Patriots Day' that I did a few years ago, which is a drama, is very different than comedy.… — Jimmy O. Yang Copy Share Image
“I fought the mighty urge to watch her put it on. My libido had just burst out of the closet and was… — B. Justin Shier Copy Share Image
“You laugh as you sing about dying, you drug yourself up, but you can still see clearly, and you die as you… — Mayra Santos-Febres Copy Share Image
I did a gig in the U.S. once for the homeless. I said 'It's nice to see so many bums on seats.' — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
Girls on Periods - I'm fine. I hate you. I love you. I want ice cream. Come here. Get away. You're cute.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“If I just open this window a bit, that man might put his finger up your bum. Wouldn't that be nice for… — Richard Rider Copy Share Image
Some say that Cusk has no sense of humour, but expecting giggles from this writer would be akin to expecting sonnets from… — Julie Burchill Copy Share Image
In good comedy, the structure comes from truth and that weird eye that looks at the way life is. — Ciaran Hinds Copy Share Image
I think what I realized is I want to do everything, but I love to always go back to comedy. — Molly Gordon Copy Share Image
“I have three rules to live by: Get your work done. If that doesn't work, shut up and drink your gin, and… — Ray Bradbury Copy Share Image
And with a little sense of humor we can say that there are Christian bats who prefer the shadows to the light… — Pope Francis Copy Share Image
If you're gonna take people on a journey that deals with some pretty heavy themes, I think you best have a sense… — Francesca Gregorini Copy Share Image
“But if you smile too constantly, the smile is apt to get fixed like the smile of the hyaena.” — E.Nesbit Copy Share Image
“Take it easy, Norman. When the psychiatrist goes crazy, it's a bad sign.” — Michael Crichton Copy Share Image
A new cologne is coming out. It's for cowboys, and it's made from cow's manure. That way the women will be on… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
When I lived in the UP of Michigan I never saw a fight in a bar. It's hard to hit a person… — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
One meal a day is enough for a lion and would be for all of us if all we did all day… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
I've been called a funny person for a long time. I don't know that I know anything about comedic acting. — John Cho Copy Share Image
Granted, this system is insane, but we must not let sanity stand in the way of airport security. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Then you had people who wanted to get into comedy just to get a TV deal. — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
“Just a donation request to support the brave public servants of Los Angeles during this time of budgetary shortfalls.” — Kate Danley Copy Share Image
“This is why we work together," he said. "We're different, but harmonious".” — Olivia Cunning Copy Share Image
The total absence of humor from the Bible is one of the most singular things in all literature. — Alfred North Whitehead Copy Share Image
I'm really happy I went to a Catholic school because a lot of the repressive tactics they use make for great senses… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
“Your pants are filthy, as if you rolled in the dirt before coming here. I would expect nothing less from the boy… — Jennifer A. Nielson Copy Share Image
She was everything I wanted. She was beautiful and charming, with a quick sense of humor, and she supported me in everything… — Nicholas Sparks Copy Share Image
“Payback's a bitch, but thankfully those tissues are only full of snot and tears instead of dead little sperms.” — Toni Aleo Copy Share Image
