Humor Quotes · Page 463

I have always tried to play significant characters and have never done cheap comedy.

— Satish Kaushik

“Sometimes you feel as though you've slandered yourself, but the joke's on them.”

— Criss Jami

“It had been a contest between the vampire and an Uzi. The Uzi had won.”

— D.B. Reynolds

“along with Coach Edge, who was still so charged with adrenaline that every time the ship hit turbulence, he swung his bat…

— Rick Riordan

Humor can inform and break down stigma, which is a huge issue in the military.

— Garry Trudeau

2 Guys in a health club, one is putting on pantyhose. "Since when do you wear pantyhose?" "Since my wife found it…

— Henny Youngman

[ Hosting Saturday Night Live ] paved the way for Parks And Rec and The Grinder, the Comedy Central Roast, and that…

— Rob Lowe

Australia is an outdoor country. People only go inside to use the toilet. And that's only a recent development.

— Barry Humphries

“...for the first time Rincewind saw the troll. It wasn’t half so bad as he had imagined. Umm, said his imagination after…

— Terry Pratchett

Comedy relieves you. A lot of times we think we're the only people bothered by certain things. Then you hear a comic…

— Fred Willard

“It is easier for an ambitious friend to become an enemy than for an enemy to become a friend. It is even…

— Janvier Chouteu-Chando

If you look into their [chimpanzees] eyes, you know you're looking into a thinking mind. They teach us that we are not…

— Jane Goodall

We women take love too seriously. Men wish to be loved with laughter, not with sighing. So laugh, sweetheart, laugh, or soon…

— Minna Antrim

I thought my teeth were white until I washed my face with Noxzema. My teeth are off-white. I'm not even white. I'm…

— Mitch Hedberg

“Within sixty-minute limits or one-hundred-yard limits or the limits of a game board, we can look for perfect moments or perfect structures.…

— Don DeLillo

I don't think arrested-adolescent humor will fade. Maybe the form will change, but I guarantee its replacement will still be based in…

— Adam McKay

“She's a lesbian Marty. Girls, she likes girls and no amount of frosted eye shadow is going to make her want dick.”

— Dakota Cassidy

“Masih mending cinta segitiga ketimbang kita bersusah payah meluruskan jajaran genjang.”

— Ali Zaenal

“Kate wondered who was more addicted to their high, serial killers or coffee addicts.”

— Victoria Schwab

Men's happiness and misery depends altogether as much upon their own humor as it does upon fortune.

— Francois de La Rochefoucauld

“My boss is like an angry bear with a sore head and poison ivy up his ass.”

— E.L. James

“The rendering of my thoughts, emotions, and experiences is part comedy and part tragedy as well as history, for life is such…

— Karen Harper

I'd say Bill Bixby's character in 'Beantown' is Tom Brokaw with a heart and a sense of humor.

— Mariette Hartley

Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.

— Joseph Heller

If robbers broke into my house ans searched for my money, I'd just laugh and search with them

— Anonymous

“Invention leads to discovery.clothing is something that we invented so that in span of time we could discover it was of no…

— Aashu

I think I have CDO, it's like OCD but all the letters are in alphabetical order. As they should be. . .

— Rick Sutter

“That's the exciting part about capitalism. It's like surfing, you have to catch the wave. - Martin Peter (aka Vermin Gobsmack)”

— Jamie Delano

Im talking about u girl yes the one who teasing me with the clothes lol jk

— Anonymous

“A companion on a caffeine high will wake me up just as well, without the aftertaste.”

— Jodi Meadows

Growing up in Iowa, there weren't many people who looked like me. And then when I moved out to L.A., every guy…

— Paul Rust

“I thought I was wrong once, but I found out later that I was mistaken. (Seldom Seen Smith)”

— Edward Abbey

I think what Stargate has going for it is a sense of humor about their science fiction.

— David Hewlett

If we do not know what humor is, that may be because we do not know what humankind is.

— Steve Allen

“What was to fear from a foe that could be defeated by a few potholes and the heat of the sun?”

— Esther Spurrill Jones

The ladies of comedy now are comfortable dressing up. It's not forbidden anymore.

— Tina Fey

Without humor, life is boring. Without love, life is hopeless. Without God, life is impossible.

— Carissa Aydaa

When Kubrick decided to go the black comedy route with his movie, he thought of me to give it that flavor.

— Terry Southern

“No one had ever accused Koko of being naughty. Perverse, perhaps, or arrogant, or despotic. But naughtiness was beneath his dignity.”

— Lilian Jackson Braun

As a writer, I haven't delved into dramatic writing. As an actor, I could always, even more so than comedy, do drama.

— Jonah Hill