“You know, like that old Catch 42 expression that stands for the meaning of life is that in the end you always… — Jack Campbell Copy Share Image
Even when I do comedy, since I have no training in stand-up, I always approach a character like a character and not… — Sunil Grover Copy Share Image
Robert Walker as Bruno was excellent. He had elegance and humor, and the proper fondness for his mother — Patricia Highsmith Copy Share Image
You know, a comedian's comedian is just that - it's a guy who's original and funny and can make comics laugh. — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
I was getting annoyed with comedy-drama. I felt like sitcom needed to get back to making people laugh every three lines. — Lucy Beaumont Copy Share Image
“If you could do me a favor and not tell anyone I, uh, threw myself at you, that would be very kind… — Dan Wells Copy Share Image
Some women run with wolves, but the majority would be much happier with your basic lap dog. — Paula Wall Copy Share Image
“I was a lazy reader as a kid. One nutrition label on a box of Cap’n Crunch and I’d have to take… — M.J. McGuire Copy Share Image
What comedy does, for the most part, is it voices something so simplistically that people will agree with us, and then once… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
“I'm gonna kill him," Eve said, or at least that was what it sounded like filtered through the pillow. Stake him right… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“The creative process is a love story that never ends. The ideas are like suitors competing for your attention. You may have… — Jaeda DeWalt Copy Share Image
“It was the look which Ajax had in his eyes when he defied the lightning, the look which nervous husbands have when… — P G Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“My phone started to vibrate and I flipped it open. Yes, I'm the only person that doesn't have an iPhone. The phone… — Dan Ahearn Copy Share Image
Nor would anybody suspect. If was one thing all people took for granted, was conviction that if you feed honest figures into… — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
“ After a bout of sex, Sam: And P.S., if I'm going to have to do this Bible-holding business twice a year,… — Marie Force Copy Share Image
“The Jury had each formed a different view Long before the indictment was read And they all spoke at once so that… — Lewis Carroll Copy Share Image
Someone please return my innocent childhood once again; I have forgotten (that/the) laughter with negligence. — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
“I've had a very difficult life. Fortunately, most of it didn't happen.” — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes. — William Davis Copy Share Image
The question is not how to survive, but how to thrive with passion, compassion, humor and style. — Maya Angelou Copy Share Image
Real life doesn't exist on a network television comedy. They just don't let you travel down any road that is presumably 'dark.' — Jason Jones Copy Share Image
“The least we each ought to do for someone who treats us like a king or a queen is to treat them… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I think it's because my comedy is in your face, and it comes from a place that's real. — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
“A sense of humor is one more thing I don't think angels should have. The fact that his sense of humor is… — Susan Ee Copy Share Image
“I'd appreciate a phone call before you try to break into my office again-Matthew Carter” — Natasha Larry Copy Share Image
“The arrogant man probably thought his path to heaven was already assured, and that he acted in accordance to God’s will just… — Maya Banks Copy Share Image
“You had to admire a guy who called his own new book a classic before it was published and anyone else had… — William Goldman Copy Share Image
“I asked her sister for a cell number, at least, but something tells me that 401-GO2-HELL is out of service.” — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
I have been lucky enough to work in all kinds of comedy. I prefer working with other people. I could never do… — June Whitfield Copy Share Image
“The newly developed snarky side of my personality wanted to tell him 'There's no crying in vamp battles.” — Robyn Jones Copy Share Image
“...and, according to my nearest and dearest, practically a half-witted bachelor at that.” — Wodehouse Copy Share Image
Dying men think of funny things-and that's what we all are here, aren't we? Dying men. — Tad Williams Copy Share Image
“Reflection of the Past, Acceptance of What Was, and the Discovery of the Humor in All Things Heals Even the Deepest of… — Kate Corsen Copy Share Image
I masturbate! I do it like I think if I keep doing it, I'm gonna win something. — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
“My Gullah grandfather is bringing a bag of dust to a vampire war. I feel better.” — Elle Jasper Copy Share Image
“On a scale of one to ten, I'd say you rate a one. If the Porta-Potties are ten.” — Carolyn Crane Copy Share Image
Twitter is comedy writing. It's one-liners that give way to fully fleshed-out thoughts. — Jaboukie Young-White Copy Share Image
“Those items your woman is looking at are a gift from the goddess, you oaf!” — A.R. Von Copy Share Image
I'm constantly looking for humour in the news. The funniest things are in the minutiae. — Hugh Dennis Copy Share Image
Allen's Law of Civilization: It is better for civilization to be going down the drain than to be coming up it. — Paul Dickson Copy Share Image
