Humor Quotes · Page 458

I want to do more comedy... I've done a couple TV shows that had some comedy going on.

— Sunny Mabrey

“She is deluded enough to assume that I could feel romantically for a person with a badly drawn dog tattooed to their…

— Emily R. Austin

It's just thinking of funny things that will amuse us and entertain us and we'll come and do it.

— Jeremy Clarkson

I know there's a lot of nasty humor directed at celebrities, but my feeling is, in most cases, they deserve it.

— Doug Benson

“The key to being a great agent is treating everyone like a celebrity and treating a celebrity like everyone else.”

— Michael Houbrick

I don't want to sound facetious, but humour is the key to the soul. You know what I mean?

— Martin Lawrence

I take making music seriously, but you have to have a sense of humor about yourself. I invite people into my life.…

— Mac DeMarco

“Patience is a virtue," she replies. "Why couldn't 'hurry the fuck up' be a virtue?”

— Katelin LaMontagne

“Last week,he had become so enraged with a visiting scientist who had shown him undue pity that Kholer clambered to his feet…

— Dan Brown

“I was sitting in my lab, my hand spread open on the table, while the skull examined my palm. I'd worn a…

— Jim Butcher

“Humor is therapeutic. Even if you have no intention of ever getting up on a stage, learning how to turn negative, painful…

— Judy Carter

The appreciative smile, the chuckle, the soundless mirth, so important to the success of comedy, cannot be understood unless one sits among…

— James Thurber

“We grow up opposing our parents only to become like them enough to oppose our children who behave as we once did—a…

— Richelle E. Goodrich

I know that if any other comedian came up to me questioning something I did or said, it would be literally settled…

— Carlos Mencia

“If we are saved by grace alone, this salvation is a constant source of amazed delight. Nothing is mundane or matter-of-fact about…

— Timothy Keller

“...God created the world in six days. On the seventh day, he rested. On the eighth day, he started getting complaints. And…

— James Scott Bell

Families where there is not much laughter I think are signs of some sort of dysfunctionality or sickness.

— Stephen Fry

“You're Hell's Angels, then? What chapter are you from?' 'REVELATIONS. CHAPTER SIX.”

— Anonymous

You don't have to think really hard to get the joke. I think humor in general appeals to all people.

— Dave Barry

Some of the best work done to combat the Republicans has been wit and humor.

— Julianna Baggott

I'm walking out my door to get like a Snapple, and someone's like 'yo man, you want to buy some heroin?' 'No...…

— Mike Birbiglia

I just like playing interesting, complex, complicated characters. I like films that also have an element of humor.

— Steve Buscemi

If someone says expect the unexpected slap them in the face and say 'I bet you didn't expect that!'

— Anonymous

“Tolerance is important. We should respect all other religions, and their stupid Gods!”

— David Tench

“You know Dahmer was a cannibal. You think he was a zombie?” Tom smirked. “I’m no expert, but not all cannibals are…

— H.D. Timmons - Zombie City

“Did you send candy and flowers on Valentine's Day, Wells? It's okay, you know. He was a saint.”

— Richard Kadrey

“When given the chance to see China off the beaten track, definitely take it.”

— Larry Herzberg

To acquire the habit of reading is to construct for yourself a refuge from almost all the miseries of life.

— W. Somerset Maugham

An actor who is good at comedy can also be very good at drama, but not necessarily vice versa.

— Desi Arnaz

“I don't know whether to punch you or kiss you." "A combination of both is usually the best," Prophet advised.”

— S.E. Jakes

Working at the magic shop really gave me a sense of comedy because it was all jokes.

— Steve Martin

I really like to inject humor in whatever situation I'm in, that's important to me.

— Dorit Kemsley

“You make me sound like an arrogant ass," he said. "Are you?" "No! I'm just me.”

— P.C. Cast

“Excuse me, we were wondering what your intentions might be, vis à vis eating us.”

— Ransom Riggs

“We laughed harder than the humor deserved, which goes to show you no matter your age, you're closer to adolescence than you…

— Lorna Landvik

What am I drinking? NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable.

— Mitch Hedberg

Mitt Romney should change his first name to Fetch, because he's never going to happen.

— Anonymous

“The men who made the joke saw something deep which they could not express except by something silly and emphatic.”

— G.K. Chesterton

“He was pressing himself against the wall as though trying to get through it by osmosis.”

— Diana Gabaldon

Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense.

— Alan Moore