I feel more comfortable in drama. Comedy is a high-wire act. I find it stressful. It's a precision science in a way. — Colin Firth Copy Share Image
“For with dandies, a joke is the only way of making yourself respected.” — Jules Barbey d'Aurevilly Copy Share Image
“Don't Tase Me Bro! If I'm a cop, and I'm a brotha, and they let me have a taser? Sorry bro, I'm… — Larry Wilmore Copy Share Image
I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it. — George Burns Copy Share Image
“Step One: Grab Mattie. Step Two: Run. It wasn't much of a plan. But what it lacked in potential it made up… — Ted Mendelssohn Copy Share Image
“Think of the fierce energy concentrated in an acorn! You bury it in the ground, and it explodes into an oak!” — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
“There are two kinds of people in this world who never learn: those who always talk, and those who never listen.” — T.A. Uner Copy Share Image
Comedy is very difficult. I love it because when you do it right, it's the best feeling in the world. — Brandon Jay McLaren Copy Share Image
“The sexual contact before this? “It was the first time.” The woman looked at Rat again, harder. The silence was more painful… — Graham Spaid Copy Share Image
“The American dream was not supposed to look like this, and when men went off the war, too often other men came… — Nelson DeMille Copy Share Image
“Subject: Sundown Date: June 14 2011 09:35 To: Christian Grey Dear Completely & Utterly Smitten I love waking up with you, too.… — E.L. James Copy Share Image
I'm just an actor. If it's drama, I add as much humour as the part will stand. And if it's a comedy,… — Michael Pena Copy Share Image
“Dog's ears went up at the word "ham": they say dogs have a vocabulary of about twenty words, and I was pretty… — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
“Have you caught cold?' 'It would appear so.' 'You could give it to Margaret,' Ramses suggested. His uncle turned the tinted spectacles… — Elizabeth Peters Copy Share Image
“However, there are quite a few current artists doing clever, creative musical comedy, including The Lonely Island, Flight of the Conchords, Tenacious… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I challenged myself to write/direct a romantic comedy. People trash talk the rom com, but it's one of the oldest cinematic genres,… — Leslye Headland Copy Share Image
Some men are like musical glasses; to produce their finest tones you must keep them wet. — Samuel Taylor Coleridge Copy Share Image
I think I learned everything about comedy and timing and drama from watching 'The Muppet Show,' which was one of the best… — Michael Giacchino Copy Share Image
To be in a video is a ridiculous thing. It's almost impossible to do it without any humour — Richard Ayoade Copy Share Image
“Humans serve cats as dogs serve humans. And sometimes, I fear, as ineptly.” — Jon Evans Copy Share Image
Jesus!" Luke exclaimed. "Actually, it's just me," said Simon. "Although I've been told the resemblance is startling. — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“Pamela produced placid babies. "They don't tend to turn feral until they're two," she said.” — Kate Atkinson Copy Share Image
“I swear to God, if GreatReads doesn't stop sending me these notification emails...how many times do I have to turn them off?” — Melanie Marchande Copy Share Image
“I do not do free e-books. I occasionally like to eat that thing you people call "food".” — Carla H Krueger Copy Share Image
Humor was also a defense mechanism from getting picked on at school. If I could be funny maybe people wouldn't bother me. — Pandora Boxx Copy Share Image
“A brick and a blanket together create a blick. That’s it. That’s all I got.” — Amy Riekhof Copy Share Image
“It is in the midst of laughter that our perspective alters and we realize this trying life can still be enjoyed.” — Richelle E. Goodrich Copy Share Image
If Jesus came back and saw what was being done in his name, he'd never stop throwing up. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I think you're born with a comedy gene, and you can't teach timing, and you can't teach satire, pathos. — Brad Garrett Copy Share Image
“Violet: "You're an asshole." Onyx: "Thank you, it's something that took an eternity to perfect.” — Jessica Shirvington Copy Share Image
I find intelligence sexy. I find a sense of humor sexy. I find sensitivity sexy. — Nicole Appleton Copy Share Image
“Yesterday is a pile of rubble. Today is a pile of opportunity. Life takes a new dump each morning” — Ryan Lilly Copy Share Image
She's 80 my nan, what do you want for your birthday? "SHREDDER!! GET ME A SHREDDER!!", what do you want a shredder… — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
“Into each life a little rain must fall, but in my case, does it always have to be a hailstorm?” — Loreen Finn Copy Share Image
“Basically, everyone thinks--knows--how sweet I am. Emma, you threw my sister through hurricane-proof glass.” — Anna Banks Copy Share Image
I don't give a fuck if you like what I post.. 'Cause I like what I post. — Raghib Clitso Copy Share Image
I am a gifted absent-minded person who honks the horn at speed breakers / speed bumps. — Mohit Sharma Copy Share Image
“he just clamps his lips over mine and sticks his tongue so far into my mouth I feel like I'm being examined… — Poppet Copy Share Image
“The psychopaths are always around. In calm times we study them, but in times of upheaval, they rule over us.” — Ernst Kretschmer Copy Share Image
I'd have more money than Bill Gates if I could invent a snooze button for bladders. — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
