The funniest thing about some people is that they have no sense of humor. — Ashleigh Brilliant Copy Share Image
“Don't be too funny, guys like funny but they don't want to marry a comedian, right? The guy is supposed to be… — Lindsey Kelk Copy Share Image
Comedy now is all about body shaming and delivering vulgar dialogues. There can't be another Manorama. — Sowcar Janaki Copy Share Image
Not a lot of people in comedy grew up together and have been friends for 25 years. — Sal Vulcano Copy Share Image
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
I believe that laughter is a language of God and that we can all live happily ever laughter. — Yakov Smirnoff Copy Share Image
And my girlfriend, she's FAT! How fat? She's so fat she wears two watches-one for each time zone! — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Don't get me wrong, I like to cuddle. But there is such a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
I can see the humor in just about any situation. After I lost my dad, I realized that none of us should… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
I love musical theater so much. When done right, I think comedy songs can be the most efficient form of joke delivery.… — Rachel Bloom Copy Share Image
My theory as to why I first became a comedian is that my mother was always keenest on my younger brother, Dan.… — David Baddiel Copy Share Image
“I swear to God, Boss,” he said one day. “Ya ain’t never been a talker, but lately, if ya’d a had to… — Eli Easton Copy Share Image
“I was glad to be made aware that “Veimke” (jeune fille au pair), is subject to natural law, and can be made… — Roman Payne Copy Share Image
Even when something sad or tragic happens, I find a way to look at it in a positive light. People who don't… — Zach Anner Copy Share Image
“The best man day in the world would involve building a bridge and then blowing up that bridge. Which is why you… — Joel Stein Copy Share Image
“People were so scared of telling the truth because the truth was chaotic and complicated and decidedly uncool, but uncool was the… — Sarra Manning Copy Share Image
I come from a long ago era where men could be men and stereotypical humor didn't offend anybody. — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
I love everything about Boston. The women are phenomenal, they're all dirty. It's just a really great place to do comedy. — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
“So that’s why vampires are so pissed off all the time? Because their junk’s gone rusty?” — S.L.J. Shortt Copy Share Image
“It’s not the job of the child to make the parent happy. It’s the job of the parent to take care of… — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
Long back, I did a television show 'Gharwali Uparwali,' and it was appreciated for its light-hearted humor. — Mukul Dev Copy Share Image
You didn't find comedy in 'Magadheera.' Any film high on emotions doesn't need such elements. — Ram Charan Copy Share Image
“PRECOGNITION, TELEPATHY, BULLSHIT! EAT MY DONG, YOU EXTRASENSORY TURKEY!” — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“You know how sometimes you see a really sexy baby? Wait that sounds fucked up.” — John Green Copy Share Image
I don't sell myself. I've never explained my comedy to people who don't get it. Never complain. Never explain. — Lisa Lampanelli Copy Share Image
Sit the comedy out, and that done, when the Play's at an end, let the Curtain fall down. — Thomas Flatman Copy Share Image
I think because of the Internet I was able to study comedy from quite a young age and watch a lot of… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
“My intellect tells me "read between the lines.. No need to humor something that is what it is and is not what… — Phil Thersby Copy Share Image
“She was every inch the skeletal goddess that had been promised by the bones of her feet.” — Jefferson Smith Copy Share Image
Standup comedy is fun. I mean other than having to experience the excruciating lonlieness and unacknowledged sadness that results in funny. — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
They Always Says Live Today , Fight Tommorow, But I Always Go By The Mantra,Fight Today You Might Live Tommorow. — FazeelAhmed Copy Share Image
“Don't get mad about the infestation of fleas if you keep shopping at the dog pound.” — Valerie J. Lewis Coleman Copy Share Image
Chris Brown punching hoes, Ochocinco headbutting hoes, bus drivers uppercutting hoes, these hoes wont be acting up much longer! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I never ask my wife about my flaws. Instead I try to get her to ignore them and concentrate on my sense… — Paul Newman Copy Share Image
Wise men are not wise at all hours, and will speak five times from their taste or their humor, to once from… — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
“If we have to, we can all go to Hell together—maybe there's a group rate.” — Spider Robinson Copy Share Image
“Don't wear perfume in the garden - unless you want to be pollinated by bees! ” — Anne Raver Copy Share Image
Postmodern comedy doesn't work well with very old audiences, because it's making fun of the comedy they enjoy. — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
Probably it is impossible for humor to be ever a revolutionary weapon. Candide can do little more than generate irony. — Lionel Trilling Copy Share Image
Man is certainly stark mad; he cannot make a worm, and yet he will be making gods by dozens. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
