“Did the guy who invent the shower cap also invent the fitted bed sheet?” — Gregor Collins Humor Copy Share Image
“If you really want to seriously piss some people off, follow your heart.” — Gregor Collins Copy Share Image
“Dying is easy, getting the dental floss off your finger and into the trash is hard.” — Gregor Collins Death Copy Share Image
Late to bed, late to rise, makes a man unhealthy, poor, and stupid. — Gregor Collins Copy Share Image
“There was a car in front of me driving all conservatively, and then, lo and behold, I saw that he had a… — Gregor Collins Bumper sticker Copy Share Image
“You're pretty great, God, and I mean that, but if it were up to me - like if I happened to be… — Gregor Collins God Copy Share Image
“The hardest part about life is getting out of our own way; in those often fleeting moments that we actually do, we… — Gregor Collins Fleeting moments Copy Share Image
“Parking garages are like that person drinking their soda with a straw: They just sit there and suck.” — Gregor Collins Copy Share Image
“Talent is being unabashedly and unapologetically fearless in the work that you do. The only difference between having talent and not having… — Gregor Collins Fear Copy Share Image
“Out of all the medical advancements in human history I'm still most in awe of that tiny little piece of toilet paper… — Gregor Collins History Copy Share Image
“When a cat goes to the bathroom I look away in embarrassment; when a dog goes to the bathroom I look on… — Gregor Collins Copy Share Image
If you were starving and had all the time in the world, would you stop eating the greatest slice of cake on… — Gregor Collins Copy Share Image
“The only time in history Keanu Reeves' acting would have been considered appropriate is if he were the first human being on… — Gregor Collins History Copy Share Image
“If in answer to your inner voice screaming 'don't do it', you shake your head and do it anyway, I can guarantee… — Gregor Collins Inner voice Copy Share Image
“I love cheetahs. Every moment of every day is spent in fear of dying a terrible death yet they always carry themselves… — Gregor Collins Animal Copy Share Image
“The start of a run is like the start of a writing session: First you resist, then you threaten to quit, then… — Gregor Collins Race Copy Share Image
“I experience the same level of intense concentration watching a thrilling tennis match as I do hunched over a heaping pile of… — Gregor Collins Adventure Copy Share Image
“If Wolf Blitzer goes through his entire career on air without crying, I think that'll be the time to greenlight the remake… — Gregor Collins Movies Copy Share Image
“Sade pretty much summed up life in seven words: 'It's only love that gets you through.” — Gregor Collins Life Copy Share Image
Politicians study hard and work diligently their entire lives to be able to stand in front of a national audience and lie… — Gregor Collins Copy Share Image
“Stupidity is actually in a way the mark of intelligence - if you're not doing stupid things that defy logic you're probably… — Gregor Collins Intelligence Copy Share Image
“It's one of the magical things about life, that when you hit a wall, you step back genuinely and humbly... and the… — Gregor Collins Copy Share Image
“I’ve never been more bummed walking out of a movie and back into present time than after seeing ‘Midnight in Paris.” — Gregor Collins Movie Copy Share Image
I can say with unwavering certitude that I have never started a pint of Ben 'n Jerry's ice cream that I didn't… — Gregor Collins Copy Share Image
“The better looking you are the harder your life, under one condition: You're of above average intelligence. It's those unintelligent attractive people… — Gregor Collins Aesthetics Copy Share Image
“It would be nice if a single swat made the fly think: 'Whoa. I'm not flying THERE again. But it doesn't. He… — Gregor Collins Inspirational Copy Share Image
“Success - or at least the true enjoyment of it - is a perfect marriage between talent, and your courage and ability… — Gregor Collins Courage Copy Share Image
“All great art is almost never received well initially; don't quit before the world opens its eyes.” — Gregor Collins Art Copy Share Image
“A pure heart faces the worst kind of evil in this world. But as it sleeps it's blessed, and it wakes up… — Gregor Collins Evil Copy Share Image
“Actors: We have to remind ourselves that it's not about 'getting it right.' There is no 'right.' Your courage to bare your… — Gregor Collins Actors Copy Share Image
“A gauge of a life well-led: when it won't change if something you own breaks or is stolen; even a heart.” — Gregor Collins Heart Copy Share Image
“When Rip Torn dies - heaven forbid - but when he dies, you'll only have to write RIP Torn.” — Gregor Collins Movies Copy Share Image
“I wanna have a full cart of groceries, and I wanna say to the guy in front of me with only two… — Gregor Collins Copy Share Image
“To find meaning in our lives we need consistent exposure to kids, elders and animals... cuz kids and animals aren't looking for… — Gregor Collins Elders Copy Share Image
“What I love about New York: the faster and more recklessly my cab driver drives the safer and all around better I… — Gregor Collins New york city Copy Share Image
