“I don’t care how much you know—until I know how much you care! —Insightful bumper sticker” — Howard John Clinebell Copy Share Image
The favourite bumper sticker in Washington D.C. right now is one that says 'First Iraq, then France' — Tom Brokaw Copy Share Image
“Only a writer would slap a bumper sticker on her car that read, 'Seriously, I'd rather be working' .” — Richelle E. Goodrich Copy Share Image
When life hands you lemons say, "Lemons? What else have you got?" - bumper sticker — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most [borrowed from Mark Twain] — Gerard Way Copy Share Image
“IF IT HAS TIRES OR TESTICLES, IT’S GONNA GIVE YOU TROUBLE. —BUMPER STICKER” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
The Confederate flag is one of those things that should only be seen on t-shirts, belt buckles and bumper stickers to help… — John Oliver Copy Share Image
I must confess, when I see anyone with an Obama 2012 bumper sticker, I recognize them as a threat to the gene pool. — Allen West Copy Share Image
I guess we were all guilty, in a way. We all shot him, we all skinned him, and we all got a… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Hook up with us and see a quick return on your premiums.' I like it, Sammy. Think we can fit it on… — Jeff Mariotte Copy Share Image
Trump bumper sticker is the new Confederate flag. Absolutely. All Donald Trump is doing is making America hate again. — Charlamagne tha God Copy Share Image
Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: “We are the proud parents of a child who’s self-esteem is sufficient that he… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
When people ask me why I don't have a tattoo, I ask them why they never see a bumper sticker on a… — Crapp Copy Share Image
How ironic is it to see a bumper sticker that says 'Jesus is the answer' next to a bumper sticker supporting the… — Shane Claiborne Copy Share Image
Cold Case Files' and similar shows do bang up business, which points to a certain thirst for details in the viewership, but… — Hal Sparks Copy Share Image
My tattoo is of a cannon in Vancouver that I got in a fleeting moment of stupidity maybe 14 years ago. A… — Ryan Reynolds Copy Share Image
A Pennsylvania woman convicted for shoplifting was sentenced to wear a badge that reads "Convicted Shoplifter." However, her lawyers hope to plea… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
People who are running for office mislead the American people by saying that there's a three-point plan or a bumper sticker kind… — Ken Salazar Copy Share Image
You don't change the world by hiding in the woods, wearing a hair shirt, or buying indulgences in the form of 'Save… — Alex Steffen Copy Share Image
Much of John Kerry's recent surge has come at the expense of Howard Dean. The situation reflected in his hot new bumper… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
[My father ] came home from World War II and he voted for [Dwight] Eisenhower. He was pretty thoughtful about those things,… — Jeff Sessions Copy Share Image
At our church I do not endorse politicians publicly. Because I am afraid that if I endorse one candidate, it would keep… — Max Lucado Copy Share Image