“No, not in a creepy way. I am anti-incest. It says so on my bumper sticker.” — Laurel Ulen Curtis Copy Share Image
“If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is NOT for you. (BUMPER STICKER)” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
Buckle up...it makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“ If god is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining. --BUMPER STICKER” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“Mom was adamantly pro-choice. She had a bumper sticker on the car that read If you can't trust me with a choice,… — Gayle Forman Copy Share Image
“I used to be a bumper sticker kind of writer. Now I’m more developed, and my writing often takes up whole bumpers.… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
The world’s bumper sticker reads: Life sucks, and then you die. Perhaps Christian bumper stickers should read: Life sucks, but then you… — Ted Dekker Copy Share Image
“Sitting on my stool I thought of a bumper sticker: "If Mean People Suck, Why Isn't My Dick In Your Mouth?” — Paul Neilan Copy Share Image
Together we will build an America where hope is a new job with a paycheck, not a faded word on an old… — Mitt Romney Copy Share Image
[Jesus] said that they will know we are Christians - not by our bumper stickers and T-shirts - but by our love. — Shane Claiborne Copy Share Image
“The car bumper sticker for the discerning Sydney motorist, ‘Is it true, or did Alan Jones tell you?’, should be letter-boxed around… — Kerry-Anne Walsh Copy Share Image
Here's a bumper sticker I'd like to see... 'We are the Proud Parents of a Child who has resisted his teacher's attempts… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
We're being sold a brand new idea of patriotism. It never occurred to me that patriotism had to be advertised. Patriotism is… — Sam Shepard Copy Share Image
No one doubts that pure libertarianism is simple, but that's just why it remains on the ideological fringe - because it boils… — Ross Douthat Copy Share Image
Bush and the corporate kleptocrats have stomped on too many people and left too many people out of the system, and those… — Jim Hightower Copy Share Image
I guess if you got elected on a bumper sticker slogan you didn't really mean, it makes perfect sense to try to… — Nancy Mace Copy Share Image
“November 4, 1987 Chicago I saw a bumper sticker the other day that read I LOVE KILLING COMMUNISTS. The word love was… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
There seems to be no stopping drug frenzy once it takes hold of a nation. What starts with an innocuous HUGS, NOT… — Barbara Ehrenreich Copy Share Image
A group called Draft Biden 2016 has started selling bumper stickers that say 'I'm ridin' with Biden.' It's a lot better than… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
If you are explaining, you're losing. It's a bumper sticker culture. People have to get it like that, and if they don't,… — Lawrence Lessig Copy Share Image
“A bumper sticker from the 1970s read, “A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.” — Steven Pinker Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your bumper sticker says, My other car is a combine. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Nothing makes me roll my eyes faster than a "Coexist" bumper sticker. — Ayelet Waldman Copy Share Image
“She saw a bumper sticker in the back window of the cab that read, Foreplay in Texas: Get in the truck. “That’s” — Nicole James Copy Share Image
“Their bumper sticker read GUN CONTROL IS MIND CONTROL. In situations like this, you want to stick close to people in right-wing… — Don DeLillo Copy Share Image
A lot of people don't like bumper stickers. I don't mind bumper stickers. To me a bumper sticker is a shortcut. It's… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Talking points aren't going to help the viewers understand something better. They're about as useful as bumper sticker slogans. — Margaret Brennan Copy Share Image