“We have better things to do. We realize life is not just a dress rehearsal and if you realize it, you don't… — Aimee Bender Copy Share Image
The Hillary team is driving around in a van. Sometimes people get those gag bumper stickers put on their van. Hillary has… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
I saw a great bumper sticker that read: 'Do something that scares you every day.' That really stuck with me. I try… — Janice Tanton Copy Share Image
It is obvious that the bumper sticker question "What would Jesus do?" will not always bring a popular response. — Jeffrey R. Holland Copy Share Image
When people ask me why I don't have a tattoo, I ask them why they never see a bumper sticker on a… — Crapp Copy Share Image
Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: “We are the proud parents of a child who’s self-esteem is sufficient that he… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
When people ask me why I don't have any tattoos I ask them 'Would you put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari?' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How ironic is it to see a bumper sticker that says 'Jesus is the answer' next to a bumper sticker supporting the… — Shane Claiborne Copy Share Image
“The car housed a hysterical bumper sticker: Save the Planet, and I permitted a moment of contemplation to truly bask in this… — Bruce Crown Copy Share Image
[My father ] came home from World War II and he voted for [Dwight] Eisenhower. He was pretty thoughtful about those things,… — Jeff Sessions Copy Share Image
At our church I do not endorse politicians publicly. Because I am afraid that if I endorse one candidate, it would keep… — Max Lucado Copy Share Image
Much of John Kerry's recent surge has come at the expense of Howard Dean. The situation reflected in his hot new bumper… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
You don't change the world by hiding in the woods, wearing a hair shirt, or buying indulgences in the form of 'Save… — Alex Steffen Copy Share Image
My tattoo is of a cannon in Vancouver that I got in a fleeting moment of stupidity maybe 14 years ago. A… — Ryan Reynolds Copy Share Image
Cold Case Files' and similar shows do bang up business, which points to a certain thirst for details in the viewership, but… — Hal Sparks Copy Share Image
People who are running for office mislead the American people by saying that there's a three-point plan or a bumper sticker kind… — Ken Salazar Copy Share Image
Trump bumper sticker is the new Confederate flag. Absolutely. All Donald Trump is doing is making America hate again. — Charlamagne tha God Copy Share Image
Hook up with us and see a quick return on your premiums.' I like it, Sammy. Think we can fit it on… — Jeff Mariotte Copy Share Image
The Confederate flag is one of those things that should only be seen on t-shirts, belt buckles and bumper stickers to help… — John Oliver Copy Share Image
I guess we were all guilty, in a way. We all shot him, we all skinned him, and we all got a… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
I must confess, when I see anyone with an Obama 2012 bumper sticker, I recognize them as a threat to the gene pool. — Allen West Copy Share Image
Here's a bumper sticker I'd like to see... 'We are the Proud Parents of a Child who has resisted his teacher's attempts… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“The car bumper sticker for the discerning Sydney motorist, ‘Is it true, or did Alan Jones tell you?’, should be letter-boxed around… — Kerry-Anne Walsh Copy Share Image
[Jesus] said that they will know we are Christians - not by our bumper stickers and T-shirts - but by our love. — Shane Claiborne Copy Share Image
The world’s bumper sticker reads: Life sucks, and then you die. Perhaps Christian bumper stickers should read: Life sucks, but then you… — Ted Dekker Copy Share Image
Together we will build an America where hope is a new job with a paycheck, not a faded word on an old… — Mitt Romney Copy Share Image
“Sitting on my stool I thought of a bumper sticker: "If Mean People Suck, Why Isn't My Dick In Your Mouth?” — Paul Neilan Copy Share Image
“I used to be a bumper sticker kind of writer. Now I’m more developed, and my writing often takes up whole bumpers.… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Mom was adamantly pro-choice. She had a bumper sticker on the car that read If you can't trust me with a choice,… — Gayle Forman Copy Share Image
Good places for aphorisms: in fortune cookies, on bumper stickers, and on banners flying over the Palace of Free Advice. — Mason Cooley Copy Share Image
“A great principle of moral advancement, on a par with “Love thy neighbor” and “All men are created equal,” is the one… — Steven Pinker Copy Share Image
We should just get somebody from the left and the right and they should all throw bumper stickers at each other and… — David Cross Copy Share Image
I had a bumper sticker on my car for a long time that said, "Kill your television." People helpfully pointed out that… — George Meyer Copy Share Image
A Pennsylvania woman convicted for shoplifting was sentenced to wear a badge that reads "Convicted Shoplifter." However, her lawyers hope to plea… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
“November 4, 1987 Chicago I saw a bumper sticker the other day that read I LOVE KILLING COMMUNISTS. The word love was… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
There seems to be no stopping drug frenzy once it takes hold of a nation. What starts with an innocuous HUGS, NOT… — Barbara Ehrenreich Copy Share Image
I guess if you got elected on a bumper sticker slogan you didn't really mean, it makes perfect sense to try to… — Nancy Mace Copy Share Image
Bush and the corporate kleptocrats have stomped on too many people and left too many people out of the system, and those… — Jim Hightower Copy Share Image
No one doubts that pure libertarianism is simple, but that's just why it remains on the ideological fringe - because it boils… — Ross Douthat Copy Share Image
We're being sold a brand new idea of patriotism. It never occurred to me that patriotism had to be advertised. Patriotism is… — Sam Shepard Copy Share Image
![“[My father ] came home from World War II and he voted for [Dwight] Eisenhower. He was pretty thoughtful about those things, but never, as I said, ever campaigned for anybody. He let me put a [Barry] Goldwater sticker on his pickup truck, but he never put a bumper sticker on his car. We never had a…” quote by Jeff Sessions](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/675/jeff-sessions-2380_bumper_my-father-came-home-from-world-war-ii-an_539222.jpg)
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