“This is best thing about being manly: it's so easy to fake. Smear some oil on your face, or nod and say… — Danny Wallace Copy Share Image
“If I were to be honest, I'm probably fifty percent bagel. Okay, fine, sixty percent.” — Christy Hall Copy Share Image
We live in a country that elected Trump. Clearly you have a sense of humor. — Bianca Del Rio Copy Share Image
“I'm all for scattering sunshine as we pass. As Stevenson says, we shall pass this way but once--and I devoutly hope he's… — Dorothy L. Sayers Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you; I’ve had multiple dreams about you. If I had to choose between the real you and… — Rodney Jenkins Copy Share Image
“I was basically born knowing how to casually stalk people on social media.” — Becky Albertalli Copy Share Image
I have a very dark sense of humor. I swear. I have a very playful relationship with Jesus. — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
“The Count was clearly a fair-minded man. Anyone who didn't think so deserved to die.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“ "Don't be scared of Bambi" the demon said. "She's only curious and maybe a little bit hungry." The thing was named… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
“Stamp: "Fine Maddy, Whatever. Take your little punk loser to the dance. I don't need you, Maddy. I can ask two dozen,… — Rusty Fischer Copy Share Image
“I plan to let Lysander rip the garment off me, make love to me in the dirtiest way possible, and then, while… — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
I was depressed as a child. I found it hard to make friends. My favourite thing was locking myself in the bathroom… — David Walliams Copy Share Image
“Yes, she'd made a mistake... but she wasn't going to be bullied. You couldn't let boys go around raining on your lava… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Sitcom writing is difficult because it's not just about writing jokes - there's a very fine balance between characters, plot, and comedy,… — Josh Widdicombe Copy Share Image
I'm not as serious of a person as people make me out to be. Most people would think that I would be… — T.I Copy Share Image
“The definitive study of the herd instincts of astronomers has yet to be written, Fernie said, but there are times when we… — Michael Brooks Copy Share Image
“Dorothy asked timidly: "Did his wife say anything? "She sent her love to you." Nora said: "Stop being nasty.” — Dashiell Hammett Copy Share Image
They laughed much harder than the memory was funny because it felt good to laugh. — Shannon Hale Copy Share Image
I remember before I did 'Boston Public,' I couldn't get seen for drama. Once I'd done 'Boston Public,' I couldn't get seen… — Jessalyn Gilsig Copy Share Image
“I was just making lei out of these papers. Majority of them was trash, so I guess they need to join a… — Shyrill Silversong Copy Share Image
“Marry me, he says. I got all my own teeth, I wash twice a year an I'll cut you in fer half… — Moira Young Copy Share Image
Comedy is a comfortable yet challenging place for me. I will always feel an inner pressure to do my best and to… — Eddie McClintock Copy Share Image
I love humorous games. I love to laugh, and I think it's a really great way to attract players. — Kim Swift Copy Share Image
You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you've never been to that bar before. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
“no matter how hard you try you will never be perfect so just except it.” — Sara Gruen Copy Share Image
“Markarismenos apousia fovia or notata absentia phobia is the fear of being marked absent.(In the lecture)” — Khosla N Copy Share Image
I'm doing this pilot called 'Demon.' Kevin Smith is directing it. It's a comedy drama. I play a guy who rises up… — Kyle Gass Copy Share Image
A girl called me once and said come over, nobody is home! I went there and she was right, nobody was home — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
The Romans spent the next 200 years using their great engineering skill to construct ruins all over Europe. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“Men only treat women like princesses when they want to use them like prostitutes.” — Bauvard Copy Share Image
God likes a little humor, as is evidence by the fact that he made the monkeys, the parrot -- and some of… — Billy Sunday Copy Share Image
“Ya were going to turn me into a rat? Had I known that I wouldn’t have tried to turn ya into a… — Michelle M. Pillow Copy Share Image
I'll be your friend till the episode comes in which Tom finally eats Jerry! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
In the event of a cabin failure, oxygen masks will drop from the ceiling, and untangling them will annoy you before you… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
Not only comedy films, I have also done films based on serious issues with Raja Chanda earlier. — Soham Chakraborty Copy Share Image
It's two totally different things. Comedy is more therapeutic. Acting is more of an escape. — Deon Cole Copy Share Image
“Sleep. It’s like sex. You know it’s good, but you don’t know just how good until you’re not getting any.” — R.J. Keller Copy Share Image
“Multipliers use humor to create comfort and to spark the natural energy and intelligence of others.” — Liz Wiseman Copy Share Image
“And in the vine of the divine, There is a fine line; Between tragedy and comedy, That a man cannot define.” — Stephan Attia Copy Share Image
“the fraternity system is a very important target for us... it is a boot camp for the evilest part of the status… — Upright Citizens Brigade Copy Share Image
