I wanted to be in Jim Carrey comedy movies before I met him. I wanted to be a comedian on Stage 19,… — Jenny McCarthy Copy Share Image
I have a great sense of humor, I mean even when my meme came out I reposted it. I didn't care. I… — Skai Jackson Copy Share Image
I'm trying my hand at writing. I'm writing a couple of projects for HBO, a half hour comedy and a miniseries. — Charles S. Dutton Copy Share Image
I'm lucky that I get to jump around, do a big-budget comedy and then a smaller film. I don't even make a… — Richard Linklater Copy Share Image
By the time I got to uni sketch comedy was much more fashionable than stand-up. — Richard Herring Copy Share Image
I've done stand-up at airport Holiday Inns and that's where you feel like you're doing comedy for people that hate it. — Karen Kilgariff Copy Share Image
I'm more interested in plot than theme, but I hope my values find their way into my stories: kindness, sympathy, effort, and… — Gail Carson Levine Copy Share Image
“The light shone on a face imprinted with more odd and unwholesome tales than a warehouse full of Bibles.” — Neil Stephenson Copy Share Image
“There was this book Dad used to read to me every night called "The Giving Tree." It was a really good book,… — Jeff Kinney Copy Share Image
“Self-pity is the hens' besetting sin," remarked Mr. Payton. "Foolish fowl. How they came to achieve anything as perfect as the egg… — Elizabeth Enright Copy Share Image
Most of the characters in 'The Little Rascals' were living in poverty, but they decided to focus on the joy of being… — Sean Baker Copy Share Image
“New Rule: A dog is the only animal that can get you laid. No offense, parrot guy, but it's not gonna happen.… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
If I can do anything in this time of my career, I want to make it easier for other actresses and girls… — Sandra Bullock Copy Share Image
“I'll be fine. My fear will keep me warm." She laughed. I think it was the first time I'd heard her laugh,… — Andrew Klavan Copy Share Image
Every time I walk by a spy shop, I think that I need to put some surveillance on somebody. Rick's been acting… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I have a 10 year old boy and a 6 year old boy and the stuff that they watch, it's always... I… — Rhys Darby Copy Share Image
“…the truest feeling of happiness is the security that comes with being loved.” — Janvier Chouteu-Chando Copy Share Image
Inconceivable!" "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. — William Goldman Copy Share Image
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Give me a lever, and I shall move the world (oh, and I'll also need a world). — John Alejandro King Copy Share Image
“Ser Arys was pleasant company abed, but wit and he were strangers. (Arianne Martell)” — George R.R. Martin Copy Share Image
“Homeowners' Association: the means whereby people who own homes are able to transfer their rights to the neighborhood control freaks.” — Ron Brackin Copy Share Image
You can not have comedy unless people are behaving badly. You can't have it. — Keegan-Michael Key Copy Share Image
“Dear Lynda Carter, Please be with me in my hour of need. Especially if I don't have to twirl around to get… — Michael R. Underwood Copy Share Image
I like a man who can be a real friend, has a good sense of humor, a good pair of shoes and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The similarity between my music and The Beatles' music is it has within it a very positive quality. It's woven with humor. — Donovan Copy Share Image
“We had any number of clocks surrounding us, and every one of them at one time or another exhibited a lively sense… — Joshua Ferris Copy Share Image
My mom and dad are both in stand-up comedy, so that's where I started, that's where I got everything. My roots are… — Pauly Shore Copy Share Image
Math and English must of had a relationship. How else did we get Algebra then? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I haven't really done a lot of comedy. It's something that terrifies me. — Tatiana Maslany Copy Share Image
I never dreamed I would receive the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor, mostly because my style is so typically Austrian. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I've always done comedy, and I've always wanted to do a dramatic role. I wanted to be a sheriff. — Jerry Van Dyke Copy Share Image
“How dare you call me lazy? I'd come up with a scathing retort but, meh, I'm just not motivated.” — Andy Weir Copy Share Image
“Someday son all this will be yours. Father and son atop a garbage dump.” — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
“You never know what you’re going to learn about a situation beforehand. Humility is a powerful tool on the path to greater… — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
Why do we laugh at such terrible things? Because comedy is often the sarcastic realization of inescapable tragedy. — Bryant H. McGill Copy Share Image
I'd like to keep exploring comedy. I didn't necessarily think of myself as a comedic actress, but it's a lot of fun. — Mamie Gummer Copy Share Image
I was doing jokey rap stuff in high school. But it was never serious. It was always, like, 'It'd be cool to… — Andy Samberg Copy Share Image
I feel like comedy is important, and I think political satire can be really important. — Laura Benanti Copy Share Image
I try to give all my characters a sense of humor, so I guess I feel like I have done comedy, but… — Kathy Baker Copy Share Image
