Dark comedy is very difficult. You have to bring the audience in and push them away at the same time. — Pierce Brosnan Copy Share Image
Comedy aims at representing men as worse, Tragedy as better than in actual life. — Aristotle Copy Share Image
“Let's think about something more cheerful, shall we? Like puppies or flowers or samurai swords.” — Heather Wood Copy Share Image
I'm happy to play characters but comedy, as a space, has given me a lot. — Varun Sharma Copy Share Image
The saddest moment in life… When you are at shopping center...You love a SHIRT,you see the price tag and you just move… — Bibeka Copy Share Image
I got so much food spit back in my face when my kids were small, I put windshield wipers on my glasses. — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
“Pumpkin, stop rubbing your ass against me. We gotta go! I don’t have time to do you now. Prioritize, woman.” — Kylie Scott Copy Share Image
“You cannot discover new oceans until you are willing to lose sight of the shore.” — Sharon Leaf Copy Share Image
“[L]ife is a phenomenon in need of criticism, for we are, as fallen creatures, in permanent danger of worshipping false gods, of… — Alain de Botton Copy Share Image
An actor must communicate his author's given message--comedy, tragedy, serio- comedy; then comes his unique moment, as he is confronted by the… — Eleanor Robson Belmont Copy Share Image
“The Total Perspective Vortex derives its picture of the whole Universe on the principle of extrapolated matter analyses.To explain — since every… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“The newest animal Route 5 had used up, it seemed, was my daughter’s beloved pet. We buried Smucky in the pet sematary.… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“I am certain you are not one of those dreary fellows one reads of who demands that their lady friends be in… — Vinnie Tesla Copy Share Image
I really do prioritise humour in people. It's a sign of intelligence. One of the most important things I heard that moulded… — Roisin Murphy Copy Share Image
“I wish he were better at hailing taxis than I am; on the other hand, I realize that expectation is culturally conditioned,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
Poor David Hume is dying fast, but with more real cheerfulness and good humor and with more real resignation to the necessary… — Adam Smith Copy Share Image
“I think I can safely say I am the only guy in NYC in possession of two cocks. Is that a bonus… — Jodi Knight Copy Share Image
“CUSTOMER: Do you have this children's book I've heard about? It's supposed to be very good. It's called "Lionel Richie and the… — Jen Campbell Copy Share Image
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting out of the water? — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I'd love to do something dark, something that has nothing to do with music or comedy. Anything, but I'm still learning what… — Beyonce Knowles Copy Share Image
Strange how laughter looks like crying with no sound and how raindrops taste like tears without pain. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Together, we will reclaim America's schools, before ignorance and apathy claim more young lives. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
“We love being mentally strong, but we hate situations that allow us to put our mental strength to good use.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
People don't expect me to have a weird sense of humor, but I do. I'm very eccentric. — Cheyenne Jackson Copy Share Image
I would say I try to make my comedy really personal. I try to tell stories that happened to me, experiences from… — Kumail Nanjiani Copy Share Image
“If I were you, I’d clear those cobwebs out because there isn’t a shop-vac out there strong enough to handle that job.” — Flora Roberts Copy Share Image
I don't think it's any secret that the bigger the venue, the subtlety and artfulness of comedy declines. — Sean Lock Copy Share Image
“From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
I used to like writing for comedians - I enjoyed the challenge of making other people funny. — Denis Norden Copy Share Image
“For Stephen, London was less a city that never slept, more a city that got a good nine hours.” — David Nicholls Copy Share Image
“Some are born old maids, some achieve old maidenhood, and some have old maidenhood thrust upon them ," parodied Miss Lavendar whimsically.” — L.M. Montgomery Copy Share Image
“Self-care is going off into the desert and letting the aliens fucking take you.” — Erica Alex Copy Share Image
I was in a horror movie and a teen comedy...I was the first kill in Halloween H20. — Joseph Gordon-Levitt Copy Share Image
Stand-up comedy is not a man's job. It's an alpha job: To be the only person in a room with a microphone… — Katherine Ryan Copy Share Image
I'm a fun-loving guy. We are basically from Amritsar and ours is a chilled-out family. I think I have got my humour… — Kapil Sharma Copy Share Image
“Though you can live for as much as you like, but your longevity is stupidity if you were leading a worthless life.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“She said my glasses made me look like a butch jock's locker room bitch.” — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
“Beer wasn't so bad; it mostly made him happy. Or semi-happy. Or, at least, not crazy.” — Jonas Jonasson Copy Share Image
I don't want to make a style. Not tragedy, not comedy. Life is a mixing of all kind of things: comedy and… — Alejandro Jodorowsky Copy Share Image
“You do that Helen", Mallory dared. "And tell him we said to f*ck off while youre at it".” — Chloe Neill Copy Share Image
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