There's such a unique humour in Wales that I just love and miss in Los Angeles. — Matthew Rhys Copy Share Image
“Magda was reading a book by a Trappist, in a better mood, and I was sitting on the edge of the bed,… — Junot Díaz Copy Share Image
“Master, don’t. Please.” “Please is a great word–and I intend to please. Me, for sure. Maybe even you.” Lindsey and deVries” — Cherise Sinclair Copy Share Image
Australians, we've got a very healthy sense of humor in us. God forbid we take ourselves too seriously so it's kind of… — Rose Byrne Copy Share Image
“When Tyne dropped into an armchair opposite us his bony knees V'ed out, providing an all-to-clear view of Mr. Happy and the… — Kathy Reichs Copy Share Image
A lot of people think stand-up comedy is one person performing to an audience, but I love it more when it's a… — Rosie Jones Copy Share Image
You have to be careful what you say in front of comedy writers because they will absolutely make fun of it in… — David Alan Basche Copy Share Image
“Those that come to see me, do me honour; and those that stay away, do me a favour.” — Edward John Trelawny Copy Share Image
“Gareth sucked in a breath. Hyacinth’s brother wasn’t going to make this easy on him. But that didn’t matter. He had vowed… — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
“Spurgeon used his wit to provoke laughter in private and in public. He said in one of his sermons, “If by a… — Randy Alcorn Copy Share Image
“...element of comedy is never completely eliminated from irony. But irony is something more than comedy. A comic situation is proved to… — Reinhold Niebuhr Copy Share Image
“These modern analysts! They charge so much. In my day, for five marks Freud himself would treat you. For ten marks, he… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“Want to play hangman? asks Theophile, and I ache to tell him that I have enough on my plate playing quadriplegic. But… — Jean-Dominique Bauby Copy Share Image
“No os lo vais a creer, pero ayer por la noche, a eso de las cuatro de la madrugada, vi en la… — Roberto Bolaño Copy Share Image
Today's tragedy in Paris reminds us very viscerally that it's a right that some people are inexplicably forced to die for. So… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
“Now why do I feel like Little Red Riding Hood?" Daisy asked. Trav flashed a toothy smile and lunged for her neck.… — Kylie Gilmore Copy Share Image
“Well, that’s kinda romantic actually… in a slightly crazed Neanderthal kind of way.” — K.S. Ruff Copy Share Image
“Writing in a new style never hurt anybody. Upside: if it does, you can write about it!” — Jennifer Worrell Copy Share Image
The man with the real sense of humor is the man who can put himself in the spectator's place and laugh at… — Bert Williams Copy Share Image
“Whoever said that money didn't buy happiness was a damn fool. A damn fool who'd never been poor.” — Tom Cooper Copy Share Image
“Are you God?" Kory asked, his voice soft. "Um, no, but I appreciate the compliment. I'm Charley.” — Darynda Jones Sixth Grave on the Edge Copy Share Image
“Like most seasoned phonies, I roundly suspect that everyone is as disingenuous as I am.” — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“Sex, a switchblade, and motorcycle lessons. You really are making sure my night ends on a high note.” — Kelley Armstrong Copy Share Image
“When you're out in the wilderness and get back to base camp only to discover sleeping bag turndown service….that's no chocolate on… — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
“Basset Hounds never get scared. We’re fearless, resolute and know how to season a good lamb chop.” — Elias Zapple Copy Share Image
The cause of laughter is simply the sudden perception of the incongruity between a concept and the real project. — Arthur Schopenhauer Copy Share Image
It should not be an act of social disobedience to light a cigarette. Unless you're actually a doctor working at an incubator. — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
Many an opportunity is lost because a man is out looking for four-leaf clovers. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In a way, comedy is like sex. The more noise you hear, the better you think you're doing. — Ray Romano Copy Share Image
Remember these two words. They will open up a lot of doors in your life. Push and Pull. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
1813 Women have no rights. 1913 Women fight for some rights. 2013 Women are always fucking right. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Say that with a sword in your hand, Frey," the small man snarled. "Or do you only fight with smears of shit” — George R.R. Martin Copy Share Image
I get frustrated by the fact that comics go on stage with some kind of agenda beyond comedy - I'm not sure… — Andrew Lawrence Copy Share Image
I hate seeing people that look like you. Especially if God's living by the motto 'If at first you don't succeed.' — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
“The conversation had been so lacking in quality that it actually made Toddlers and Tiaras look like good entertainment by comparison.” — Sorin Suciu Copy Share Image
It's not always easy to go from funny on the page to funny on the screen. — Eddie Griffin Copy Share Image
“Then she tried to bore herself to sleep by thinking about things like yogurt and the structure of a gas pedal.” — Jessica Park Copy Share Image
“I have spider blood on me.” “That’s the girliest thing I’ve ever heard you say.” — Eileen Wilks Copy Share Image
“Will you sleep with me?" he asked softly, before grinning suddenly. "In the tub?” — Shelly Crane Copy Share Image
“His voice... my nipples are like tuning forks responding to that pitch – that purrrrr.” — Poppet Copy Share Image
