Creating a wonderful drama is an art form, while comedy is just entertainment. — Jason Reitman Copy Share Image
“I made this [letter] very long, because I did not have the leisure to make it shorter.” — Blaise Pascal Copy Share Image
“You thought giving a depressed prostitute a copy of Pretty Woman might help?” — Isa K Copy Share Image
“It is the right of a traveller to vent their frustration at every minor inconvenience by writing of it to their friends.” — Susanna Clarke Copy Share Image
“Rats! It's rainy outside, And to be a good fella Invite a smile so wide Nobody needs umbrella!” — Ana Claudia Antunes Copy Share Image
I think we're all good and bad, but good's not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress the good and let the bad out,… — Larry David Copy Share Image
“A dirty and mean sense of humor first thing in the morning. I may learn to like you yet.” — Lorelei James Copy Share Image
“I have only one complain with my self that i think m i a great thinker but can't do any thing .” — Arun k singh Copy Share Image
Senses of humor define people, as factions, deeper rooted than religious or political opinions. When carrying out everyday tasks, opinions are rather… — Criss Jami Copy Share Image
“You can't make a person, a human being with a first kiss and a sense of humor and a favorite sandwich, and… — Tana French Copy Share Image
It sometimes seemed to him that for love to work, it had to be fair, that he should tell only half the… — Tao Lin Copy Share Image
“And you’re an author?” Richard asked, knowing very well that Graham was indeed G.M. Russell. “I’m sorry, I’m not exactly sure I’ve… — Brittainy C. Cherry Copy Share Image
“Do I really run like that?" (Kitty) "Yup," Martini confirmed. "Don't worry, I think it's sexy." "Thank God. I think I look… — Gini Koch Copy Share Image
Do you know what the good side of crack is? If you're up at the right hour, you can get a VCR… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
Being a humorist is not a voluntary thing. You can tell this because in a situation where saying a funny thing will… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
In terms of comedy, I never did five-minute sets or clubs or anything. I just started doing shows. Coming from that theater… — Tim Minchin Copy Share Image
A friend will call you an idiot, but a best friend will not only call you one, but act like one with… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I used to think it was clever to confuse comedy with tragedy. Now I wish I could distinguish them. — John le Carre Copy Share Image
There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
“The scientific method is nothing more than a system of rules to keep us from lying to each other.” — Ken Norris Copy Share Image
“If you pull some lame-ass 'I'm your father' bullshit, right now, I'm going to lose it.” — Martin Leicht Copy Share Image
“Adults who use big words in order to seem intelligent are annoying, especially those who are not intelligent.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“I've got two backs, me - and I'm glad! Tits can be . . . mwa, I know, but they're always in… — Martin Amis Copy Share Image
“That's where your definition of attachment comes in. I'm in a monogamous relationship with two people.” — Robert Downs Copy Share Image
“...but I was not very good at hiding my displeasure at mental sleepiness and mediocrity” — Carlene Bauer Copy Share Image
When I read a script, I have to see the funny, and if I can see it's funny, it helps me to… — Jessica Walter Copy Share Image
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because he had no body to go with. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't understand why there is such a trend now for comedy to be cruel. Once you're cruel, you're not a comedian… — Omid Djalili Copy Share Image
“Serena had to cross her legs: in moments of dire amusement her bladder tended to play tricks.” — A.P Copy Share Image
I'd love to get into some comedy, but people keep saying, 'You're not funny!' And I say, 'Well, fair enough.' I have… — Ciaran Hinds Copy Share Image
“Never postpone until tomorrow what you can postpone until the day after.” — Raoul Wallenberg Copy Share Image
Basically, I think you need two things to get by in this world: a sense of humor and the ability to laugh… — Arlo Guthrie Copy Share Image
I'm gradually working through my obsessions, and maybe, when they're all free and clear, I'll write a comedy. But I'm not there… — Alice Sebold Copy Share Image
Men live by intervals of reason under the sovereignty of humor and passion. — Thomas Browne Copy Share Image
When you see Charlie Chaplin, he stays funny. He doesn't become drama, and so what really seems to endure is comedy. — Leslie Nielsen Copy Share Image
Most people get excited over new cars; I get excited over death certificates. It's no wonder my husband worries about my state… — Rett MacPherson Copy Share Image
“Overheard at O'Banion's Beer Emporium: "Pardon me, darlin', but I'm writin' a telephone book. C'n I have yer number?” — Henry D. Spalding Copy Share Image
“Whatever this guy was about to dish out, I was prepared to respond with, “Thank you, sir, and, may I have another?” — Nick Pageant Copy Share Image
“I lost something magical in the process of growing up – my disillusionment.” — Bauvard Copy Share Image
“I feel like a cup of tea with no milk. I just had one. It was disgusting.” — Paul Colman Copy Share Image
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