“In Russia, meanwhile, dedicated young people kept trying to kill the tsar.” — Ian Frazier Copy Share Image
“Dorcas, you already reek like a Marseilles cat house; don't wheedle Mike for more stinkum.” — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
Men love a joke - on the other fellow. But your really humorous woman loves a joke on herself. — Mary Roberts Rinehart Copy Share Image
“It seems Washinoo didn't mind being kidnapped by lunatics. He remained with Yoshitsune until the very end.” — Pamela S Turner Copy Share Image
People who know me know that there's a light-hearted side, humour... But you could easily say I am cheeky. — Waris Ahluwalia Copy Share Image
“Majid gave me a brief dazzling golden stare and then half-lidded his eyes again. I know when my life is being threatened.” — Robin McKinley Copy Share Image
Two devils rose from the water, and flew off through the air, crying, 'Oh, oh, oh!' and turning one over another, in… — Martin Luther Copy Share Image
If you get a diagnosis, get on a therapy, keep a good attitude and keep your sense of humor. — Teri Garr Copy Share Image
The polls indicated that I was feisty, that I was tough, that I had a sense of humor, but they weren't quite… — Geraldine Ferraro Copy Share Image
In high school, everyone told me I had a great personality and sense of humor, but I wanted to be the girl… — Ari Graynor Copy Share Image
I think it's important for those of us in a position of responsibility to be firm in sharing our experiences, to understand… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
“Nina looked up, her eyes fixing on mine with such ferocity I could almost see the undead vampire in them. "There is… — Kim Harrison Copy Share Image
My comedy notebooks are filled with random journal entries. It's all the same. I can look back on old joke notebooks, and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I grew up in a time when women didn't really do comedy. You had to be homely, overweight, an old maid, all… — Lily Tomlin Copy Share Image
I really loved making my mom laugh, and I knew that she thought that I was funny. It was really valuable, in… — Katherine Ryan Copy Share Image
“I'm partial to telling all the sharks they're not as cool as they think they are, and that it's people like them… — Chelsea M. Campbell Copy Share Image
Stand-up comedy is the most relaxing thing I do. If I want to unwind and de-stress, I go out and do stand-up,… — Judah Friedlander Copy Share Image
“WGrayson7: yeah. what are you doing up at 1:33:48? willupleasebequiet: waiting to see if 1:33:49 is any better. you?” — John Green Copy Share Image
“Amaranthe cleared her throat. “Enough girl talk. There are enemy cabins full of dastardly old ladiesthat we must infiltrate.” — Lindsay Buroker Copy Share Image
“Guys don't want women with good taste, guys want women who taste good.” — Sheryl J. Anderson Copy Share Image
“The only thing that's worse than people who say "I am what I am" is people who say "I yam what I… — Ariel Leve Copy Share Image
The idyllic mayhem of two cultures colliding just doesn't seem as funny anymore. — Kris Kidd Copy Share Image
“Helios thought he looked pretty hot, and he had an annoying habit of calling the sun his "chick magnet.” — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
My mom likes playing this game called 'yell from four rooms away and get upset when I cant hear her'. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ok some of yall should change costumes, cause fake is played out already. Happy Halloween! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was named Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and… — Guillermo Diaz Copy Share Image
When Richard Pryor did comedy, it was like he was having a conversation. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
For me, the ideal job as an actor would be something that is intrinsically a drama but to which I could bring… — Robert Picardo Copy Share Image
“Finally, Jace suspects it's a bad sign that he is referring to himself in the third person.” — Swati Avasthi Copy Share Image
Has anyone else ever noticed the Krusty Krab is located in bikini bottom?, that can't be a coincidence, can it? — Brii Ann Copy Share Image
“Accept the fact that girls squeal when they're happy or confused or excited or scared or because they just saw a certain… — Harry H. Harrison Jr Copy Share Image
My friend named his car. And I don't want to be judgemental, but... what a dork. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
“That lot upstairs couldn't organize a booze-up in a brewery, let alone come up with a plan to save the Nine Worlds.” — Helen Stringer Copy Share Image
“Religious fasting is the best way to cure an anorexic's spirit: in heaven her condition will be normal.” — Bauvard Copy Share Image
“I like to see an angry Englishman," said Poirot. "They are very amusing. The more emotional they feel the less command they… — Agatha Christie Copy Share Image
I like being a Baha'i who has an out-there sense of humor. God gives us talents and faculties, and making people laugh… — Rainn Wilson Copy Share Image
Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. — Langston Hughes Copy Share Image
“People think I must be a strange person. This is not correct. I have the heart of a small boy. It is… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“No, I don't think I will kiss you, although you need kissing, badly. That's what's wrong with you.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How about a good comedy? 'Raising Arizona.' Remains the funniest movie I've ever seen in my life. — Lee Unkrich Copy Share Image
