“All right. They’re on our left. They’re on our right. They’re in front of us, they’re behind us. They can’t get away… — Jeff Shaara quoting Colonel Puller Copy Share Image
What's happened to humour? We're becoming American. Everyone gets so angry over everything. — Rupert Everett Copy Share Image
There's something bizarrely funny about a guy who doesn't realise he's, in essence, a dog chasing his own tail. — Brad Anderson Copy Share Image
Men like cars, women like clothes. Women only like cars because they take them to clothes. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
“I spread eggshells all over my room, so anyone who tries to get close when I sleep will know what they're walking… — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
I have a sense of humor and enjoyed playing the role of Daku-amma in the serial 'Gunwale Dulhaniya le Jayenge.' — Rohini Hattangadi Copy Share Image
“Enough of this. Does every conversation with you have to be the director's cut? Get out of the car.” — Jonathan Lethem Copy Share Image
He thrived with passion and compassion, humor and style. We had him whether we know who he was or did not know,… — Maya Angelou Copy Share Image
As you know it is a comedy so everything is a little bit pushed. That's what's funny about this kind of movie… — Sophie Marceau Copy Share Image
“I admire the person who can write it right off. Mencken once said that a person who thinks clearly can write well.… — James Thurber Copy Share Image
“An oracle must cross the moat of logic and reach the inner poet that resides, perhaps repressed but nonetheless alive, within all… — Carol K. Anthony Copy Share Image
“People in trailers were canned and labeled much like the apple juice down at the plant, stamped with ingredients for all the… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“On Ira Gershwin: I remember when he was given the manuscript of a novel written by a woman friend who had hopes… — Oscar Levant Copy Share Image
“The Correspondence-School Instructor Says Goodbye to His Poetry Students Goodbye, lady in Bangor, who sent me snapshots of yourself, after definitely hinting… — Galway Kinnell Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you last night, for the millionth time! We did what we always do in my dreams. We… — Crystal Hudson Copy Share Image
“I would drink that whole bottle if I knew it wouldn’t get me completely drunk. I miss wine.” “Um, you haven’t had… — Rachel Van Dyken Copy Share Image
“Live life to the fullest, love deeply and laugh a lot. Be proud of what you see in the mirror and you… — Barbara Post-Askin Copy Share Image
When I'm with my friends I'm funny, but I don't feel like I'm a funny clown — Nora Dunn Copy Share Image
If you like to make love while listening to music, always choose a live album. That way youll get an applause every… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I often have said that to be a college president, you need a thick skin, a good sense of humor, and nerves… — Gordon Gee Copy Share Image
“[ On his Emmy win ] I thought ‘ah, very, very nice’ and then I went to sleep.” — Martin Freeman Copy Share Image
Sometimes you're so close to something, or it's still so new that you can't find humor in it yet. — Matt Rife Copy Share Image
“It felt like he’d been dragged through the nine circles of hell — by his testicles.” — Kay Berrisford Copy Share Image
Humor can be an incredible lacerating and effective weapon. And that is the way I use it. — Carl Hiaasen Copy Share Image
“Life never goes according to plan. That's okay, because often our plans are much smaller than life intends. Probably EASIER, but smaller.” — Stacey T. Hunt Copy Share Image
By the way, I'm funniest when I'm not being funny. I'm better to laugh at than with, pretty much. — Jemima Kirke Copy Share Image
I mean, I find drama to be engaging and it makes your blood pressure go up and you keep watching, but it's… — Willam Belli Copy Share Image
Kagura: It’s the same as always. He doesn’t pursue those who leave, and ignores those who come. — Hideaki Sorachi Copy Share Image
Two cannibals were eating a comedian, and one of them turns to the other and asks, 'Does this taste funny to you? — Nicholas Sparks Copy Share Image
“You know, Ham," Breeze noted. "The only funny thing about your jokes is how often they lack any humor whatsoever.” — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
In an environment in which tragedy is genuine and frequent, laughter is essential to sanity. — Laura Bohannan Copy Share Image
“The way his jeans hugged his cheeks drew me to him and made me feel warm.” — Kristen Tracy Copy Share Image
Comedy is about flaws anyway... There's a lot of humor in the dark areas of life. — Brett Gelman Copy Share Image
“I had sex," Drew said with a grin. "Lot's and lots and lots of sex... Hey, no use in good energy going… — Nalini Singh Copy Share Image
“When you say things like that to me, I call it a Kardashian. Know why? Because I'm looking for the but.” — Richard Castle Copy Share Image
“there are many fish in the sea, why should disturb that already arrested?” — Nunky Aprilia Copy Share Image
Laughter is the best medicine... but if you laugh for no reason, you need a medicine... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The grin on his face wasn’t the affable, friendly sort; instead, it was the sociopathic rictus of the irretrievably, bug-fuckeringly insane” — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“Santa Claus is a lie but if you think that's bad, check out what 'fuck' really means.” — Andrew Smith Copy Share Image
“Far be it from me to suggest that all women should go running after gamekeepers for lovers.” — D.H. Lawrence Copy Share Image
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