The one thing that I'm really obsessed with is multi-camera comedy. It is a form that is unique to network television. — Kevin Reilly Copy Share Image
“Some mornings it's just not worth it to chew through the leather straps.” — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
I have only made this letter longer because I have not had the time to make it shorter. — Blaise Pascal Copy Share Image
What's great about having an audience is they can let you know what they don't think is funny, and you can just… — Maggie Carey Copy Share Image
I'm not here to judge, I'm just pointing out all the mistakes you're making. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
I can't wait till Sunday, I'm gonna see my favorite niece and my other niece... — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
Sites like Funny or Die and College Humor are great, but I'd say it's appealing to 80% men and 20% women. — Zooey Deschanel Copy Share Image
Treat me like a king and ill treat y0u like my queen.. but if y0u treat me like a game.. then ill… — Megz Copy Share Image
With pornography, if you don't get hard or wet, depending on your gender, it didn't work. With humour, if you don't laugh… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
How do you feel, Georgie?" whispered Mrs. Weasley. George's fingers groped for the side of his head. "Saintlike," he murmured. "What's wrong… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“In the treetops the robins twill," I feel that quote is lacking skill. I know a quote more worth its fill. "I… — M.A.S. and K.M Copy Share Image
“How can she create with all your negative energy?" "Yeah, man. You're bringing us down." "This is about as low as it… — Lisa Mantchev Copy Share Image
All you have in comedy, in general, is just going with your instincts. You can only hope that other people think that… — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image
“Maybe he's been in Africa so long he has forgotten that we Christians have our own system of marriage, and it is… — Barbara Kingsolver Copy Share Image
“I don’t understand how I could have believed you were a warm, affectionate, and tenderhearted person! You’re obviously as prickly as a… — Colleen Houck Copy Share Image
“You looked like you wanted to jump his bones right there!" "Jump his bones?" Sadie frowns. "What do you mean?" ..."It's like… — Sophie Kinsella Copy Share Image
I try and be as vulnerable in my comedy as possible, to open that door for other people. — Patti Harrison Copy Share Image
“Can't you improvise? You know, make some loud pounding noises or cause the outer walls to bleed?” — Jeaniene Frost Copy Share Image
I think of Paul Feig as the Scorsese of comedy. He's the best at what he does. I think people just trust… — Jason Statham Copy Share Image
On this hapless earth There 's small sincerity of mirth, And laughter oft is but an art To drown the outcry of… — Hartley Coleridge Copy Share Image
Some comedies, they want you falling on your face and doing silly things. — Jason Statham Copy Share Image
Humor is the offspring of man; it comes forth like Minerva, fully armed from the brain. — Roger L'Estrange Copy Share Image
“I generally assumed a guy was gay until proven straight, taken until proven single, and not interested until he'd put his tongue… — Mara Wilson Copy Share Image
“Cake is for the weak,” Mom always says. Funny, I thought it was for birthdays.” — Danielle Joseph Copy Share Image
I watched clean comedy growing up, and my dad's clean, so it's just what I grew up around. I don't really come… — Nate Bargatze Copy Share Image
I go out and speak to women's groups all the time, and I say, 'Guys, you gotta laugh and find the humor… — Vicki Lawrence Copy Share Image
“You can’t be a bad girl, unless you actually do something bad." -Megan Barnett” — E. Van Lowe Copy Share Image
“I unwrapped my love for her like one might unwrap leftovers. Gotta eat up the old stuff first, as a cannibal might… — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Copy Share Image
At times of the severest depression, humor is what binds people together. — Robert Carlyle Copy Share Image
Humor prevents one from becoming a tragic figure even though he she is involved in tragic events. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“So what? That just means I can beat him with both scrolls at the same time!!” — Rich Burlew Copy Share Image
“Start out the day assuming you know nothing. That’s a good start to the day.” — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
I never think of a project as just being comedy or just being drama - even with 'Masters of Sex.' I like… — Allison Janney Copy Share Image
I feel like I work on scripts for comedy as well as dramatic stuff the same. — Rachael Harris Copy Share Image
“Where else," I will say, "does an old turtle crossing the path Make all the difference in the world?” — Patricia MacLachlan Copy Share Image
“Suffering is my teacher. If I pay attention to it instead of trying to numb it out, maybe it can lead me… — Michelle Colston Copy Share Image
Tact, the art of telling someone to go to hell in such a way that they enjoy the trip — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As everyone knows, comedy is the toughest emotion to handle. Everything about it is difficult - writing, directing and acting. — Vivek Copy Share Image
“You need to have faith and trust, Moira." "And a little bit of pixie dust?” — Allison Brennan Copy Share Image
The comedy I like the best is comedy I can't do, stuff that doesn't touch my arena. — Jenny Eclair Copy Share Image
