We need not invite the Devil to our table; he is too ready to come without being asked. The air all about… — Martin Luther Copy Share Image
“a shirt that said “Sure you can date my daughter. In a completely unrelated topic, have you seen my shotgun?” — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
With improv, it's a combination of listening and not trying to be funny. — Kristen Wiig Copy Share Image
“Natalya: "It was our favorite sister of NASA who guilt me into putting my tits on line to rescuing you helpless ornaments.” — Brian K. Vaughan Copy Share Image
Ladies, your happiness is very important to us. You have to understand that. Because when you're happy, you let us touch you. — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
One word can often make all the difference in the world. Being pissed off is much better than being pissed on. — Prince Shawn Copy Share Image
You know, theres endorphins in laughter, as there are endorphins in running in the park. — Marlo Thomas Copy Share Image
“You're such an optimist Kane -- that's your problem. You only end up disappointed.” — Paul Grist Copy Share Image
Since I started coming back to Detroit in 1974 on a regular basis, every three months or so to play the area's… — Soupy Sales Copy Share Image
“I try to never miss the Zumba class since I believe comedy is a great way to start your week. ...It was… — Debra Dunbar Copy Share Image
I love physical comedy. I love Oscar Wilde, I love Shakespeare comedies, I love improv. I knew I had a knack for… — Elizabeth Mitchell Copy Share Image
I remember doing a lot of comedy. I always loved that feeling when you do something on stage and you can feel… — Tony Hale Copy Share Image
Goals nowadays are always evolving. Back in the old days, you wanted to get on 'The Tonight Show' or get a Comedy… — Tony Hinchcliffe Copy Share Image
High Times magazine is a notch intellectually below Highlights for Children. I mean, they're both great to read when you're baked, but… — David Cross Copy Share Image
I actually imagined 'Thunderbolts' as a straight-up comedy book in a lot of ways, like a very dark comedy book, whereas 'Red… — Charles Soule Copy Share Image
I heard "romantic comedy about the invention of the vibrator in Victorian England," and I was like, "You have got to be… — Tanya Wexler Copy Share Image
The fact that something is better than sex doesn't mean it's not horrific. — John Alejandro King Copy Share Image
“Brothers are annoying, but that does not mean you can teach them to drink out of the toilet young lady” — Alissandra D Copy Share Image
“Confidence could easily become arrogance. A sense of humor was only ever a few rungs away from cruelty. *” — Anna Pitoniak Copy Share Image
“Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I might be a vampire so I don't give a shit. I'll heal” — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
I hope people'll find out pretty quickly that the guy they saw for 10 years was my sense of humor the whole time. — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
“Do you pray for the senators, Dr. Hale?' someone asked the chaplain. No, I look at the senators and I pray for… — Edward Everett Hale Copy Share Image
Well, it looks like the all-star balloting is about over, especially in the National and American Leagues. — Jerry Coleman Copy Share Image
I like seeing what the comedian thinks is funny, not just what they think I'll think is funny. — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
Humor and comedy have always been the best way to deal with real life issues and just reality. — Jermaine Fowler Copy Share Image
As for the world of fashion and celebrity, I have the usual interest in the human comedy, but the problems of depiction… — David Hockney Copy Share Image
The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid. — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
What I've created comedically owes a lot to my ignorance of comedy and love of making theatre stuff. — Tim Minchin Copy Share Image
All that I'm after is a life full of laughter, As long as I'm laughin' with you. — Jessie Jakeway Copy Share Image
“Now that we can buy anything we want we seem to read detective stories.” — Elizabeth Savage Copy Share Image
I just hope people see the work that I'm doing. I hope they acknowledge comedy and what an art form it is.… — Janelle James Copy Share Image
Comedy, drama, Westerns, sci-fi... it's all fine if the story's compelling and the character is interesting to me. I do like action… — Jensen Ackles Copy Share Image
If I sit for a while, then my impatience, crossness, frustration, are indeed annihilated, and my sense of humor returns. — Madeleine L'Engle Copy Share Image
“Andrew Lloyd Webber's version of the Kool-Aid jingle is at once chilling and evocative. Donny Osmond is brilliant as James Jones.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
I'm actually not funny, I'm just mean, but people always think I'm joking... — Rohit Padhra Copy Share Image
I want to live in Britain with a sense of humour - where there are no groups whose life choices are 'above'… — Andrea Leadsom Copy Share Image
A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down. — Robert Benchley Copy Share Image
“Food," I suggested. "Sleep. That's what I need. To get the hell away from here." Cole frowned at me, as if I'd… — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
“Guess what hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia means? Fear of long words. Isn't that the coolest?" - Kevin McGill in Madhattan Mystery” — John J. Bonk Copy Share Image
