“A gypsy girl approached Don Zana and Alfanhui and held out her tambourine. Don Zana said to her, 'You don't pay for… — Rafael Sánchez Ferlosio Copy Share Image
What's the trick to writing a genuinely funny comedy? The trick is therapy. Take notes. — Lake Bell Copy Share Image
It was nice that you guys have such a good sense of humor, because some people don't have the ability to laugh… — Owen Wilson Copy Share Image
“Wow Kelsey!" Kishan whistled. "I'm going to have to beat the other guys of with a stick!” — Colleen Houck Copy Share Image
If I was a very stable person, I would not have to do comedy. Nobody would have to listen to me. — Ardal O'Hanlon Copy Share Image
“Self-doubt is a persuasive mistress; careful not to shag her or you’ll never get your balls back.” - Simon Hunt” — Dannika Dark Copy Share Image
I never even considered comedy genre as something to embrace or move away from. — Edward Norton Copy Share Image
“What are we doing with him?" Briec asked eagerly. "Are we throwing him out a window? Let's throw him out a window!… — G.A. Aiken Copy Share Image
You say I'm a bi**h? Well a bi**h is a dog, and dogs bark, and bark is on trees, and trees are… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Why are you talking? Who gave you permission to talk?’ Vaughn demanded. ‘In circumstances like this, we close ranks. Never complain, never… — Sarra Manning Copy Share Image
“All of the people took it up and sung it over and over until it was wrung dry, and no further innovations… — Zora Neale Hurston Copy Share Image
“Had there been a lunatic asylum in the suburbs of Jerusalem, Jesus Christ would infallibly have been shut up in it at… — Havelock Ellis Copy Share Image
“How many of us are there?” he demanded in a less than amused tone. “Legions, surely, don’t you think it must be… — Krisi Keley Copy Share Image
I am really happy that even though I am stuck in the comedy genre I have not been typecast. I am still… — Neha Pendse Copy Share Image
The idea that Bill Gates (one of the founders of Microsoft) has appeared like a knight in shining armour to lead all… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“Beatrix,” Amelia said over her shoulder as they proceeded through the hallway. “Perhaps you should reconsider your attire. Poor Captain Phelan may… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
Mom says it's because she has PMS. Do you even know what that means? "I'm not a little kid anymore. It means… — Nicholas Sparks Copy Share Image
I would like to work in both comedy and drama. I'd love to do a really juicy drama that's just really real. — Daniela Bobadilla Copy Share Image
If you find yourself lost in the woods, build a house. "Well, I was lost, but now I live here!" — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Whenever I've had a wig fall off, I've just played it off like I meant it to happen. Just keep a good… — Chris March Copy Share Image
To give law enforcement the additional tools it needs to track down terror here at home. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
Sorry but your password must contain an uppercase letter, a number, a haiku, a gang sign, a hieroglyph, and the blood of… — Emaliebaby Copy Share Image
The interesting thing about humor is that in humor, you - in logic, something is A or not A. In humor, it's… — Robert Mankoff Copy Share Image
Explaining humor is a lot like dissecting a frog, you learn a lot in the process, but in the end you kill… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“I pull out my e-reader and get back to my fictional boyfriend. Lord knows he won't cheat on me.” — M.D. Saperstein Copy Share Image
This case has had full analyzation and has been looked at a lot. I understand the emotionality of death penalty cases. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
Sometimes Americans don't quite get my sense of humor. My good ol' British sarcasm seems to go over their heads. — Lee Westwood Copy Share Image
If I can make a teacher's salary doing comedy, I think that's better than being a teacher. — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
Love in France is a comedy; in England a tragedy; in Italy an opera seria; and in Germany a melodrama. — Marguerite Gardiner, Countess of Blessington Copy Share Image
“This was like being in one of those National Geographic magazines. We were among the natives now.” — Brandi Salazar Copy Share Image
When someone says expect the unexpected, slap them and say I bet you didn't expect that! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Comedy is an ability to observe and see what's funny in a situation and be able to forget yourself enough to do… — Madeline Kahn Copy Share Image
“This little piggie went to market(ing). This little piggie stayed home (to write). That's it. Story over. The third was an idiot.” — Suki Michelle Copy Share Image
I have this friend who does comedy but also music, and I really enjoyed his stuff, and I wanted to do that. — Rich Brian Copy Share Image
“How's the world treating you this morning?' 'Like a baby treats a diaper.” — Biyi Bandele-Thomas Copy Share Image
“I had a dream that I lost my teeth and when I woke up they were all still in my mouth, thank… — Starley Ard Copy Share Image
People are meant to be certain places, and I think I'm meant to be on a sound stage doing situation comedy. — Bob Newhart Copy Share Image
I think great comedy comes from the oppressed. It comes from feeling like you've gotten punched up in a way. — Jessica Williams Copy Share Image
I love musical comedy; I love comedy in general, and I have varied taste in terms of books, film, theatre, and culture. — Tom Kitt Copy Share Image
My style of roasting and having a dark sense of humor all comes straight out of being raised in the toughest part… — Tony Hinchcliffe Copy Share Image
