I think through humor you can get a point across better than through just a dramatic narrative. — Dominique Crenn Copy Share Image
I like the honesty of standup comedy. People don't fake laugh. If they're truly laughing at you, you know they like you. — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
The charming sitcom is all very well, but good comedy is based on pain and danger and fear. — Prunella Scales Copy Share Image
I'm not religious, but the first thing I do in the Morning is look at the clock and pray I have more… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Seriously, I don't know when exactly that UFO landed & dumped all these stupid people, but they apparently aren't coming back for them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Don't live in the virtual world, get out there and buy yourself a laptop” — Benny Bellamacina Copy Share Image
Being an ugly woman is like being a man. You're gonna have to work. Yep. — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
A lot of people into Tool, for some reason, are not interested in humor. — Maynard James Keenan Copy Share Image
There are two things you can't argue in film: comedy and eroticism. If something doesn't make you laugh, no one can tell… — Roger Ebert Copy Share Image
“Go fuck yourself!—Dan said genuinely pissed off. Izzy---I’ve found that I’m a little shy for such blatantly public display of self-affection. Besides,… — Suzanne Brockmann Copy Share Image
“Do you play video games, Liv?’ he asked congenially. ‘Uh, yes.’ ‘Well, stop cleaning up the dishes and come play with us,’… — Samantha Young Copy Share Image
I can't think of any bank robbery comedy where it's about two normal guys. It's kind of like Superbad meets Heat, which… — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image
“His hand came forward, an all too manly appendage lined by callouses. If that trigger finger could produce as accurate shooting as… — Anne Garboczi Evans Copy Share Image
“Doña Remedios, like her husband, was quite traditional and not trendy enough to understand concepts like natural birth or the importance of… — Olga Núñez Miret Copy Share Image
“You certainly are Lord Know-It-All this evening, aren’t you?” “Only when necessary. Otherwise I try not to let my brilliance overshadow my… — G.A. Aiken Copy Share Image
“Ivy’s taken me to her parent’s house... I was originally lured into her car with the promise of a burrito. Ivy did… — Emily Austin Copy Share Image
First rule of cleavage: it's not how low you go, but where and when you show. — Elisabeth Dale Copy Share Image
“Taking good care of your husband or wife is the best way to thank their parent or parents for having taken good… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
It's best, I think, to treat stand-up comedy on the telly like tapas: small tasters of something you'd love a proper plate… — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
Humor is really one of the hardest things to define, very hard. And it's very ambiguous. You have it, or you don't.… — Heinrich Boll Copy Share Image
“Professor Milligan will now play his tree! The composition is in A Minor, the tree is in A garden.” — Spike Milligan Copy Share Image
'New Moon' was such a serious, depressing movie that people felt we had lost a little humor of the books. — Wyck Godfrey Copy Share Image
The reason old man use Viagra is not that they are impotent. It's that old women are so very ugly. — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
“Wonderful", the Flatline said, "I never did like to do anything simple when I could do it ass-backwards.” — William Gibson Copy Share Image
If you want to reach any kind of poignancy or meaning a lot of times, coming from comedy is the best way… — Matthew Weiner Copy Share Image
“Graham glared him into silence, his eyes cold enough to make a penguin wish it had stocked up on thermal underwear.” — Ian Barker Copy Share Image
“Who is playing this part anyway? That’s right, play it any way you want. That’s the way to play it.” — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
If you are feeling overly optimistic the Republican Candidates Debate is on. — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
I came home, the car was in the dining room. "How did you get the car in here?" "Easy, I took a… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
I might've been witty, but I didn't have a shtick. So, I never considered myself a comedian. — Scott Adsit Copy Share Image
“Did you ever meet someone who either had no sense of humor or was never serious, you couldn't tell which?” — Jerry Stahl Copy Share Image
Emotion is a shot of poison for heart patient.laughter is always a medicine — Sachin Pkhrl Copy Share Image
I feel like all comedy does require a lack of vanity, but multi-cam, especially. — Anna Faris Copy Share Image
My dad, Jack, had a great sense of humour and had a strong impact on me and my humour. — Billy Crystal Copy Share Image
“Damn,' someone behind me says. 'I was hoping we would get to scrape some Stiff pancake off the pavement later.” — Veronica Roth Copy Share Image
“It's best to locate the mind first before launching the 'missiles of contention'.” — Gasmaskman Copy Share Image
Theres not a lot of good humor in medicine, but theres a lot of medicine in good humor. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
I don't go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me. J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban — JK Rowling Copy Share Image
My mother was so house proud that when my father got up to sleepwalk she had the bed made by the time… — Chic Murray Copy Share Image
“Well, if this is what being an adult feels like, give me back my juice box and crayons any day.” — Ruby Blaylock Copy Share Image
