“I sometimes wish for the old days when audiences used to be ignorant of world cinema and our inspired works were seen… — Yashvir Dalaya Copy Share Image
The most valuable sense of humor is the kind that enables a person to see instantly what it isn't safe to laugh… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
humor can get in under the door while seriousness is still fumbling at the handle — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A lot about Congress is about forming good working relationships with people, and humor can really help you do that. — Linda Sanchez Copy Share Image
Well, I wish some of you would tell me the brand of whiskey that Grant drinks. I would like to send a… — Abraham Lincoln Copy Share Image
Why do single girls take advice from other single girls? That's like ray charles giving stevie wonder driving directions. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Men are brave enough to go to war, but they are not brave enough to get a bikini wax. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
I don't think it's possible to have a sense of tragedy without having a sense of humor. — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
“You did make a few odd noises when we rounded the corner on the second landing, but no, you were most definitely… — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
I mean, Lady Gaga is trying to be a freak or whatever but that quality of being very meaningly and heartfelt, but… — Mac DeMarco Copy Share Image
“(Wolf) shrugged, without a hint of self-pity. "I don't know what they can or can't grow in the agriculture sectors. Whatever it… — Marissa Meyer Copy Share Image
“Let me know when you're ready to talk." She stopped and glanced at them both over her shoulder. "Maybe then I'd be… — Lora Leigh Copy Share Image
“I can finish that off and get you something better,” he offered. “You’d eat my leftovers?...” I felt like such a prima… — M.A. George Copy Share Image
“Look,” she said, “apparently you bring out my inner slut. I’m not going to thank you for that.” Wyatt smiled that sexy… — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
“The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, 'You know, I want to set those people over… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“I enjoyed your book. You are a descriptive writer who paints well with pen in hand. Your story had a bit of… — Josie Angod Copy Share Image
Keep your sense of humor, my friend; if you don't have a sense of humor it just isn't funny anymore. — Wavy Gravy Copy Share Image
“So does that mean if you won’t fuck me because I’m high, I could fuck you because you’re not?” — K.A. Mitchell Copy Share Image
My film is very simple: An Eastern European story full of black humor about things everyone can feel and understand. — Malgorzata Szumowska Copy Share Image
But I think frustration is hilarious. One of my missions is to bring humor into fine art. It's sacred. — Wayne White Copy Share Image
My years on 'SNL' had reconfirmed that what I do best is play for a sort of edgy comedy. — Paul Shaffer Copy Share Image
“If you don't leave room for the unexpected to express itself in your life, you close yourself off from the possibility of… — Robert Stikmanz Copy Share Image
“It's woman's power, food is. You be sure you know where'n the hook is before swallerin' it, Dru. You mind me, now.” — Lili St. Crow Copy Share Image
“If you cannot display gloominess when announcing obituary, better eat bitter kola with garlic beforehand and beforeleg.” — Vincent Okay Nwachukwu Copy Share Image
“What? You mean this crap shack isn't part of the Four Seasons. Shocking.” — Ashley Elston Copy Share Image
Laughter is like a fresh new day, each giggle is the dawn of a new morning; brighten up your day and smile… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If I did not have a sense of humor, I would have long ago killed myself. — Mahatma Gandhi Copy Share Image
“I asked my interior designer to give me something appropriate for defiling virgins.” — Nicki Elson Copy Share Image
“Peter to Austin: "Hard-ons don't make you think less. They make you think stupid. Which makes me think you must have one 24/7.” — Dani Alexander Copy Share Image
“Heifer.” “Rich man’s whore!” “At least mine can cook the food he eats. And replaces it, too.” “Now see, Dee-Ann Smith. That… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait". — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Sometimes the only way to deal with horrific things in life is through a dark sense of humor. — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
A group of idiots led by a wise man can defeat a group of wise people led by an idiot. — Senora Roy Copy Share Image
I'm a very funny person that doesn't get the chance to do a lot of comedy, and the same thing with my… — Malik Yoba Copy Share Image
Writing humour certainly involves pain. A sitcom is 6 months of writing pain! — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
“For once, fate us taking a problem off our hands gratis. Let's smile, say thank you and stay the hell out of… — Karen Chance Copy Share Image
“The dead have existed for as long as the living, give or take a few years. But what good has that done… — James Aquilone Copy Share Image
The biggest benefit of being highly intelligent that I've found is that when you look at other people like they're stupid you're… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
I think most Black women are funny. Whether we get credit or not, we just are; we're hilarious. — Janelle James Copy Share Image
Nicki Minaj being a judge on American Idol is like Taylor Swift giving relationship advice. — Miley McCormick Copy Share Image
