“You can generally count on a philosopher to ask a question about the question.” — Kunal K. Das Copy Share Image
More than an adult comedy, 'Great Grand Masti' is a naughty horror comedy, more on the lines of 'Masti.' — Urvashi Rautela Copy Share Image
“If you plug in a number and the math starts getting creepy (anything involving fractions or negative numbers is creepy)...” — Doug Pierce Copy Share Image
I think that comedy is one of the more serious things that you can do in our day, especially in the world… — Antonio Banderas Copy Share Image
“Mental Note #50: The apple doesn't fall far from the tree, even though it most desperately wants to. - Notes from Ellen Wasserfeldman” — Alisa Dana Steinberg Copy Share Image
“Some people wish they were as happy as or happy like some people think they are.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
If you can have heart as well as the comedy, it takes you a lot further. I think that that's what we… — Josh Gad Copy Share Image
The entire New York comedy scene has moved to L.A. - it's bled the New York comedy scene dry. — Kurt Braunohler Copy Share Image
I thought comedians were the funny guy in the common room, not understanding that the flaws in my personality were actually the… — James Acaster Copy Share Image
The first time I was on TV, on "Flight of the Conchords," someone put up a YouTube clip and said, 'You're too… — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
I'm not very funny in real life. I used to want to be a comedian when I was 13, 14, 15, till… — Gene Wilder Copy Share Image
“Stop thinking," he said. I have to think," said val. "You said I was supposed to concentrate." Thinking makes you slow. You… — Holly Black Copy Share Image
“conservative n. A person who possesses an underdeveloped taste for tyranny. liberal n. A person who believes in liberty, but only for… — Leslie Starr O'Hara Copy Share Image
The great thing about comedy is that the longer you've been alive, the more you have to talk about and the better… — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
“I think you better hurry along with that French toast making, Stud. You know—before my fetus eats your face.” “It would be… — Pella Grace Copy Share Image
“Like vampires and extremely rich people, black folk can sense one another. Use your Spidey Sense (Blacky Sense?). Use your blackdar to… — Baratunde Thurston Copy Share Image
“I poured some coffee into a mug that read: “I’m not gay, but my ex-boyfriend is,” compliments of Peyton” — Sandi Lynn Copy Share Image
I say funny stuff in my songs sometimes, but it's still all in the seriousness of the music and the craft. — Rich Brian Copy Share Image
I consider myself something of a raconteur. I have a rather audacious sense of humour. — Sylvester Stallone Copy Share Image
I think my strongest suit is comedy. I certainly have limits in other areas. — Emma Caulfield Copy Share Image
This is certainly the raunchiest, if you use that word, raunchy. The roots of Jim Henson, though, was adult comedy. — Brian Henson Copy Share Image
The stupider the regime the more intelligent the people get and the more humorous. — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
“May your balls rot like fruit in the sun, and your manhood wither at the root!” — Elizabeth Vaughan Copy Share Image
“When your mom was not in labor yelling at me, she made me laugh so hard.” — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
There's a certain kind of guy, a certain kind of humor, that goes with Irish cops and firemen. — Ken Howard Copy Share Image
“What did people do before they could go online and find answers to secret problems? Oh right, they killed themselves” — Davida Wills Hurwin Copy Share Image
“When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, here is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with… — Matt Goening Copy Share Image
I have done comedy on stage so when I got the chance to do it in cinema, I was extremely thrilled. — Atul Kulkarni Copy Share Image
A relationship is meant for two persons only. Unfortunately some bitches don't know how to count — Avalon Copy Share Image
The best time to go to Disney World, if you want to avoid huge crowds, is 1962. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
When I was a little kid I always wanted to be ginger. My best friend was ginger and he was pretty cool. — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
“My demons creep like a pedo in a park full of kids. Each one reminding me of the consequences, what I didn’t… — Ken Dereste Dorcely Copy Share Image
“I may not always walk the straight and narrow, but I sure in hell try to cross it as often as I… — J. Golden Kimball Copy Share Image
I love broad comedy. It has its place. If I were to do that, I'd love to do physical comedy. — Rashida Jones Copy Share Image
“Holy shit. What does that mean? Does he white-slave small children to some God-forsaken part of the planet?” — E.L. James Copy Share Image
“I like my coffee like I like myself…making rustling noises inside a burlap bag” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
“Yup,” Heather replied. “Some jackass tries to prick me and I’m gonna prick him right back! Leave the bottle, bucko. Save ya… — Jacob D. Lochner Copy Share Image
“My secret is cool and mysterious like a jagged scar across my chest, and not dull and heavy like I gave up… — J.C. Lillis Copy Share Image
Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection. — Yakov Smirnoff Copy Share Image
“Whoa, don't assume, dude," Marco said. "My mom always said, when you assume you make an ass of u and me --” — Peter Lerangis Copy Share Image
