“Insanity is always a reasonable diagnosis when you're dealing with writers and artists” — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“Thank you, Deke. You are very good to me.” “I know,” he smirks. “Can I get back in your bed now?” — Alison Kemper Copy Share Image
“They're butterflies because...well, he thought it was cool. They eat humans.” — Katsura Hoshino Copy Share Image
I think there's a little confusion between humor and 'gross' passing for humor. That's kind of regrettable, because they aren't the same… — Bob Newhart Copy Share Image
“An educated theologian: someone who's better at rationalizing what they're pretending to know.” — Peter Boghossian Copy Share Image
“See, they say it’s ‘survival of the fittest’, but you and I really know that it’s ‘survival of the most heavily armed” — Lia Habel Copy Share Image
British scientists have demonstrated that cigarettes can harm your children. Fair enough. Use an ashtray! — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
“Does it matter that the sausages are local? I’m just going to eat them, not make friends and go to the cinema… — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
“There ya are.” Erik grinned at her as he came bounding down the steps two at a time. He stepped around his… — Michelle M. Pillow Copy Share Image
The main characteristics of effective leadership are intelligence, integrity or loyalty, mystique, humor, discipline, courage, self sufficieny and confidence. — James Fisher Copy Share Image
One of the things I'll always remember from my time with 'Black Mirror' is the sense of all the tongue and cheek,… — Alex Lawther Copy Share Image
I think I have a finely tuned sense of humor. I think just being around it and growing up in it... my… — Rob Reiner Copy Share Image
I just finished 'Butter' for Weinstein, a comedy with this incredible cast - Hugh Jackman, Olivia Wilde, Alicia Silverstone - all-star cast… — Ashley Greene Copy Share Image
“Tragedy is the shattering of the forms and of our attachment to the forms; comedy, the wild and careless, inexhaustible joy of… — Joseph Campbell Copy Share Image
When synchronised swimming first appeared on TV, we laughed very heartily, and I, for one, applauded the decision to introduce humour into… — Arthur Smith Copy Share Image
Even though I had a great deal of respect for children's TV and theatre, it wasn't my intent to specialize solely in… — Stephanie D'Abruzzo Copy Share Image
“Ah, man, when Wolverine grows his face back, he's really gonna be pretty upset.” — Brian Michael Bendis Copy Share Image
“He wasn't always trying to say witty things, and when he did say them, he felt no need to repeat them for… — Richard Russo Copy Share Image
“When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and ask life what type of lemons those were.” — Rabeh SIddiqi Copy Share Image
“They were as arrogant as cats that had been told their shit had some use.” — Mahmoud Downlatabadi Copy Share Image
“By my head, here come the Capulets." Mercutio- "By my heel, I care not.” — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
“Every single person is a fool, insane, a failure, or a bad person to at least ten people.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Without the Project I was nothing but a secretary on a road to nowhere, drifting toward frosted hair and menthol addiction.” — Julie Powell Copy Share Image
In comedy, you work with people so often that they just become familiar faces - it's like a fraternity. — Michael Che Copy Share Image
“One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Because sometimes in life, Ken didn't always choose Barbie. (Jane Alcott)” — Rachel Gibson Copy Share Image
“I can suck the chrome off a bumper and leave the car still standing. In other words, I am sexually gifted, a… — J.P. Barnaby Copy Share Image
“Ish #109 "If MapQuest says make a right, go straight. You'll get there quicker.” — Regina Griffin Copy Share Image
I'm a progressive person, very liberal. I have this thing in my head where I'm going to change the world, but with… — Noel Wells Copy Share Image
If you're funny, if there's something that makes you laugh, then every day's going to be okay. — Tom Hanks Copy Share Image
“Gabi to Marcus "I can't believe out of one hundred thousand sperm, you were the fastest!” — Cherise Sinclair Copy Share Image
Inner child, what do you suggest? 'I WANT A TREEHOUSE!' Anything else to add? 'FARTY NOISE UNDER THE ARM!' — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
Bobby Heenan is the single funniest man that God ever put on this earth. — Arn Anderson Copy Share Image
“I've never understood people who just go out for one drink. Once I have one drink, I want all the drinks.” — Vicki Lesage Copy Share Image
I hang out with the nerdy people they have a different sense of humor than most kids. — Liam Aiken Copy Share Image
Clapping the longest during the assembly because you're a fearless bastard. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“People blame science. Shit, man, people shouldn’t blame science. People should blame people.” — Mira Grant Copy Share Image
The physician can bury his mistakes, but the architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. — Frank Lloyd Wright Copy Share Image
My parents and I always put great emphasis on telling stories that appeal to a child's sense of humor. — Mike Berenstain Copy Share Image
“A big part of wisdom is to learn which situations to get involved in, or not get involved in – it really… — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
