“Brothers are annoying, but that does not mean you can teach them to drink out of the toilet young lady” — Alissandra D Copy Share Image
The fact that something is better than sex doesn't mean it's not horrific. — John Alejandro King Copy Share Image
I like the idea of sort of being able to stick a pin in something and deflate it with humor and just… — Randy Rainbow Copy Share Image
What an ornament and safeguard is humor! Far better than wit for a poet and writer. It is a genius itself, and… — Walter Scott Copy Share Image
“Yes, it's difficult to ascertain whether he is trying to arouse her or perform a breast exam.” — John Green Copy Share Image
“What's done is done. Cas is alive. A little crispier than before, but he's breathing” — Kendra Blake Copy Share Image
“Sicarius wore his usual guess-my-thoughts-if-you-can-mask, though she sensed he did not approve.” — Lindsay Buroker Copy Share Image
“She's a parasite I can't seem to get rid of. Like a bad case of financial diarrhea.” — Dee Burks Copy Share Image
“The growth of intimacy is like that. First one gives off his best picture, the bight and finished product mended with bluff… — F. Scott Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
“There’s a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork, greatest of Discworld cities. At least, there’s a saying that there’s a saying… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Then I guess I'll just have to try biting again" "You wanna try?" He leaned the curve of my cheek. "Let me… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
“There comes a time when the heaping up of calamities brings on uncontrollable nervous laughter - when, after a final blow from… — Jean-Dominique Bauby Copy Share Image
There's not a comedy actor who doesn't want a chance to do drama, and vice versa. As actors, we're always looking to… — Matthew Lillard Copy Share Image
“Yes, his ear. I was attracted to his ear. While I was in church. I'm pretty sure that solidifies my position as… — Amanda Hamm Copy Share Image
“It's early on a beautiful winter morning. The house is quiet. The sun is shining. I'm thankful. I'm happy. My cup runneth… — Mindy Levy Copy Share Image
“But--" she tried not to wail, but her voice crept upward, anyway "--I want to go HOME--" "And I want a palace… — Mercedes Lackey Copy Share Image
“The only direction not represented in their construction was vertical.” — Lee Battersby Copy Share Image
We need not invite the Devil to our table; he is too ready to come without being asked. The air all about… — Martin Luther Copy Share Image
“a shirt that said “Sure you can date my daughter. In a completely unrelated topic, have you seen my shotgun?” — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
Humor has always been important to me. If there is a shield of faith that you can keep up against difficulties, humor… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Mae's first impulse was to die of shame, but she realized after a hot, stomach-clenching moment that this was probably impractical.” — Sarah Rees Brennan Copy Share Image
Humor is very important as people have forgotten to laugh at themselves these days. They should not lose the funny bones. — Saswata Chatterjee Copy Share Image
I went out with this girl the other night, she wore this real slinky number...She looked great going down the stairs. — Milton Jones Copy Share Image
Never say a humorous thing to a man who does not possess humor. He will always use it in evidence against you. — Herbert Beerbohm Tree Copy Share Image
What's the trick to writing a genuinely funny comedy? The trick is therapy. Take notes. — Lake Bell Copy Share Image
It was nice that you guys have such a good sense of humor, because some people don't have the ability to laugh… — Owen Wilson Copy Share Image
“A gypsy girl approached Don Zana and Alfanhui and held out her tambourine. Don Zana said to her, 'You don't pay for… — Rafael Sánchez Ferlosio Copy Share Image
I never even considered comedy genre as something to embrace or move away from. — Edward Norton Copy Share Image
“Wow Kelsey!" Kishan whistled. "I'm going to have to beat the other guys of with a stick!” — Colleen Houck Copy Share Image
If I was a very stable person, I would not have to do comedy. Nobody would have to listen to me. — Ardal O'Hanlon Copy Share Image
“Self-doubt is a persuasive mistress; careful not to shag her or you’ll never get your balls back.” - Simon Hunt” — Dannika Dark Copy Share Image
“What are we doing with him?" Briec asked eagerly. "Are we throwing him out a window? Let's throw him out a window!… — G.A. Aiken Copy Share Image
Mom says it's because she has PMS. Do you even know what that means? "I'm not a little kid anymore. It means… — Nicholas Sparks Copy Share Image
In terms of magnifying it and making it plausible, I'm a great believer in truth in comedy. — Dan Mazer Copy Share Image
They say smile is the secret to stay young and cute... hHmMm.. hey? whats that smile f0r?.. :) — Megz Copy Share Image
Scared the postman by going to the door naked. Im not sure what scared him more, my naked body or the fact… — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
“I was surprised he didn't just spit the nails into the wood like Popeye the Sailor Man.” — Josh Lanyon Copy Share Image
Intelligence is like four-wheel drive. It only allows you to get stuck in more remote places. — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
I think I did a lot of humorous films when I was young, and they were No. 1 films. — Jane Birkin Copy Share Image
“There was an omnivorous intellect that won him the family sobriquet of Walking Encyclopedia.” — Eric Liu Copy Share Image
