It's very slow for me to create humor. It takes me a long time to write a humor piece. It takes days. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“There is nothing wrong with feeling cold in Alaska at -70 degrees. It's when you feel nothing at all that it times… — Sergeant Major Copy Share Image
It was a pretty posh place. They were so used to fur coats that two bears strolled in and ordered lunch and… — Chic Murray Copy Share Image
“I don’t have enough gross words in my gross vocabulary to describe how gross that gross thought is. Gross.” — A.S. King Copy Share Image
Humorists of the 'mere' sort cannot survive. Humor is only a fragrance, a decoration. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
It sounds gross to say that I like myself more. But not everyone likes themselves that much. Especially in the comedy world — Chris Kattan Copy Share Image
Clearly romantic comedy is my franchise genre, I don't mind saying that, it's true. I love doing them and hopefully always will… — Meg Ryan Copy Share Image
All that I'm after is a life full of laughter, As long as I'm laughin' with you. — Jessie Jakeway Copy Share Image
“What I have been asking myself for years is: WHY?! Why kill yourself in the gym? Why try to avoid a little… — Sara Anzellotti Copy Share Image
“With the world securely in order, Dain was able to devote the leisurely bath time to editing his mental dictionary. He removed… — Loretta Chase Copy Share Image
Baby, after considerable thought I've reached the conclusion that the only conceivable legitimate answer to the Universe as constituted is a peal… — Keith Laumer Copy Share Image
“For LOBELIA SACKVILLE-BAGGINS, as a PRESENT;' on a case of silver spoons… Bilbo believed that she had acquired a good many of… — J.R.R. Tolkien Copy Share Image
“A layer of fine powder coats his skin. “My lungs are turning to concrete,” Rob wheezes, hacking and spitting. “So are my… — Laura Kreitzer Copy Share Image
I never felt like I was stealing anyone's fans as much as I was introducing some younger people to comedy who will… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
I have no idea what a British sensibility or a British sense of humor is. I have no concept of what that… — Frank Oz Copy Share Image
“What was he like afterwards? Totally adorable-he fell asleep right on top of me! What was he like afterwards? I thought he'd… — Pat Brisson Copy Share Image
I just hope people see the work that I'm doing. I hope they acknowledge comedy and what an art form it is.… — Janelle James Copy Share Image
Comedy, drama, Westerns, sci-fi... it's all fine if the story's compelling and the character is interesting to me. I do like action… — Jensen Ackles Copy Share Image
“Now that we can buy anything we want we seem to read detective stories.” — Elizabeth Savage Copy Share Image
I want to live in Britain with a sense of humour - where there are no groups whose life choices are 'above'… — Andrea Leadsom Copy Share Image
If I sit for a while, then my impatience, crossness, frustration, are indeed annihilated, and my sense of humor returns. — Madeleine L'Engle Copy Share Image
I'm actually not funny, I'm just mean, but people always think I'm joking... — Rohit Padhra Copy Share Image
“Andrew Lloyd Webber's version of the Kool-Aid jingle is at once chilling and evocative. Donny Osmond is brilliant as James Jones.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I might be a vampire so I don't give a shit. I'll heal” — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
I hope people'll find out pretty quickly that the guy they saw for 10 years was my sense of humor the whole time. — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
“Confidence could easily become arrogance. A sense of humor was only ever a few rungs away from cruelty. *” — Anna Pitoniak Copy Share Image
“Do you pray for the senators, Dr. Hale?' someone asked the chaplain. No, I look at the senators and I pray for… — Edward Everett Hale Copy Share Image
I like seeing what the comedian thinks is funny, not just what they think I'll think is funny. — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
Well, it looks like the all-star balloting is about over, especially in the National and American Leagues. — Jerry Coleman Copy Share Image
What I've created comedically owes a lot to my ignorance of comedy and love of making theatre stuff. — Tim Minchin Copy Share Image
As for the world of fashion and celebrity, I have the usual interest in the human comedy, but the problems of depiction… — David Hockney Copy Share Image
The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid. — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
Humor and comedy have always been the best way to deal with real life issues and just reality. — Jermaine Fowler Copy Share Image
With improv, it's a combination of listening and not trying to be funny. — Kristen Wiig Copy Share Image
“Natalya: "It was our favorite sister of NASA who guilt me into putting my tits on line to rescuing you helpless ornaments.” — Brian K. Vaughan Copy Share Image
Ladies, your happiness is very important to us. You have to understand that. Because when you're happy, you let us touch you. — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
One word can often make all the difference in the world. Being pissed off is much better than being pissed on. — Prince Shawn Copy Share Image
You know, theres endorphins in laughter, as there are endorphins in running in the park. — Marlo Thomas Copy Share Image
“You're such an optimist Kane -- that's your problem. You only end up disappointed.” — Paul Grist Copy Share Image
