“Writer's block' is just a fancy way of saying 'I don't feel like doing any work today.” — Meagan Spooner Copy Share Image
Even celebrities, most people have a sense of humor. Most of the people we meet who we've done on the show, like… — Matt Stone Copy Share Image
“...There's an -or- in -whore- because you always have a choice to respect your body and say no.” — Libba Bray Copy Share Image
I love doing comedy. Absolutely love it. After 'Wedding Crashers,' people suddenly realized that it was something I could do. — Jane Seymour Copy Share Image
I started doing improv comedy in 2007, and I think it was that that gave me the confidence to try doing stand-up! — Rachel Parris Copy Share Image
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law? — Dick Clark Copy Share Image
We're so insecure, comedians. 'Did you laugh? Do you think I was funny?' — Julian Barratt Copy Share Image
A comedy that is ironic, sometimes bitter, in some cases even dramatic, tragic: This is what Italian comedy is. — Mario Monicelli Copy Share Image
“Orholam,” Gavin said, “do I have your full attention?” “Always.” “Good.” He cracked his neck right and left. “Because fuck you.” He… — Brent Weeks Copy Share Image
“Infiltrating the records of a state penitentiary as well as the state and federal court systems was much more fun than deciphering… — Aleatha Romig Copy Share Image
Yes everybond likes funy guys , a good sense of humor is very aspecgated by girls , but never tries to act… — Sikhwetha Maanda Stanley Copy Share Image
“When you have a healthy self-esteem, qualities such as likeability, confidence, trustworthiness, compassion, sense of humor, empathy, and optimism all serve to… — Susan C. Young Copy Share Image
The bottom line of comedy is to be funny, and the bottom line of drama is to be truthful. You can be… — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
I started doing little amateur nights at the comedy club that was right next to the restaurant that I waitressed in when… — Katherine Ryan Copy Share Image
“Turns out that when you kill a god, people want to talk to you. Paranormal insurance salesmen with special "godslayer" term life… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
Humor and profundity are not mutually exclusive, and life can be, and mostly is, serious and funny simultaneously. It's not always easy… — Tom Shroder Copy Share Image
Dear Facebook, Just wait, one day they'll abandon you as well. Sincerely, Myspace — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Of all the forces in the universe, the hardest to overcome is the force of habit.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“I know the drill, Clark. But I'll be gone for four years. Will you just hold me tonight? Just spooning, no forking.” — Cardeno C Copy Share Image
“Luck was a joke. Even good luck was just bad luck with its hair combed.” — Stephen King Copy Share Image
Although Kurt Vonnegut may not be considered a humor writer, 'Breakfast of Champions' is one of the funniest books I've ever read. — Justin Halpern Copy Share Image
“Intention to pray is even more powerful than physical prayer - but it's good to do both.” — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
“Ell?" Kate asked. "You okay?" "Yeah, I thought I saw a spider." I shook my fist at Will and scowled. "A big,… — Courtney Allison Moulton Copy Share Image
“Why can't I just Google it like everything else?! I hate you public library system!” — Vera Brosgol Copy Share Image
“Welcome to Shelter Bay,' he said to Stig. 'Is that what it's called?' Hal gave him a tired grin. 'It is now'.” — John Flanagan Copy Share Image
This nation is so friendly that the leading cause of injury is getting passionately embraced by strangers. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“Also, she wasn't a fan of being scared, and it had to be petrifying to love someone more than yourself.” — Courtney Maum Copy Share Image
“It will never be all that I want it to be… But it is always twice what I expected.” — James Qualls Copy Share Image
Now don't get me wrong, I love animals, but I like eatin' 'em more... fun to pet, better to chew. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
“What's on the inside, beneath that sugar? Is it a bug? Is it a booger?” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“It's fun telling you tall Texas tales. You always look like a little girl who's hearing Cinderella for the first time.” — Edna Ferber Copy Share Image
Some people come up to me and say "You know, in Italy, it's pronounced Ber-beel-lia" And I say "Well, here in America,… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
Nobody with any real sense of humor *can* write a love story. . . . Shakespeare is the exception that proves the rule. (90-91) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I had my palm read. I wrote something on it first to see if she would read that too. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
The patient says, "Doctor, it hurts when I do this." "Then don't do that!" — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
“Planning to be a seducer was difficult enough. Talking about it with the seducee would be impossible.” — Lori Foster Copy Share Image
“I had a romance novel inside me, but I paid three sailors to beat it out of me with steel pipes.” — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
“We pass Tinsley's Fried Chicken with the big sign that reads, TRY OUR BIG, JUICY BREASTS.” — Donna Cooner Copy Share Image
“Learning the difference between God's intervention, the devil's mischief, and PMS can lead to increased happiness.” — JP Galuska Copy Share Image
“He tossed the deck to David. 'You get first deal.' 'I've got one hand.' 'Right, then. Deal those cards, Max, and let's… — Henry H. Neff Copy Share Image
