“He wanted one drink, and understood precisely why he wasn't going to have one. One drink ended up arriving in a dozen… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
One of the real ways out of conflict is humour. It builds bridges; it's a weapon against rigid ideology, narrow thinking, intolerance. — Anthony McCarten Copy Share Image
“I like the smell of my Grandma's soap - I used to sit in the bath and eat it.” — Carl Barât Copy Share Image
There is nothing so debilitating to a naturally weak sense of humor as selling tickets behind a grating. — Kate Douglas Wiggin Copy Share Image
If I'm the president, we're going to have emergency-room care, we're going to have gag orders. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
“Enough, gentlemen, enough! Show a New World marsupial a little respect” — Sara Pascoe Copy Share Image
“You know the look: genius gone to pot, and ready to join the Communist Party” — William Saroyan Copy Share Image
If Pete Rose brings the Reds in first, they ought to bronze him and put him in cement. — Jerry Coleman Copy Share Image
“Can I cuddle up with you when you sleep?” Sma stopped, detached the creature from her shoulder with one hand and stared… — Iain M. Banks Copy Share Image
It's strange, isn't it. You stand in the middle of a library and go aaaaagghhhh' and everyone just stares at you. But… — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
Doing TV shows helps me a lot in my screenplay writing and filmmaking, especially since my TV shows are in different formats:… — Takeshi Kitano Copy Share Image
The country has always been governed by a coalition but today it is governed by a so-called Grand Coalition which is a… — George Mikes Copy Share Image
I saw 'Annie Hall' with a group of people working in comedy and television. We were all stunned. Stunned. It was like… — James L. Brooks Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you. At first you were a mannequin, and I was a fashion designer. Then, inexplicably, we switched… — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Copy Share Image
I don't see any division between the comic and the tragic. I feel like I'm writing about serious things, and humour is… — Miriam Toews Copy Share Image
“You're a punk?' 'What?' 'What do they call people from the eighties?' I asked. 'Oh,' she laughed. It was a beautiful laugh.… — Dan Wells Copy Share Image
“Women are really strange, if you think about it. But this was no ordinary woman. This was a succubus—a life sucking monster.” — Justin Villanueva Copy Share Image
“Jo's nineteen hair-pins all seemed stuck straight into her head, which was not exactly comfortable; but, dear me, let us be elegant… — Louisa May Alcott Copy Share Image
There's no possibility of being witty without a little ill-nature - the malice of a good thing is the barb that makes… — Richard Brinsley Sheridan Copy Share Image
“Just because i have a fedora on doesn't mean i want to help solve crime, but it also doesn't mean that i… — Kiersten Zeitler Copy Share Image
“Decided to put aside ethnic differences in the cause of making more money.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
It's so laughable that it's somewhere beyond comedy and right into tragedy again. — Libba Bray Copy Share Image
“You know, when a beautiful bleeding woman shows up at your door, it's common courtesy to let her in or help her… — Allison Ivy Copy Share Image
“When you have no job, There will be no money, No money you die. That's why work hard” — John Yambao Copy Share Image
I can't write a joke. I could never write. I do a lot of stories and I call them stories, but they're… — Ron Shock Copy Share Image
To tell you the truth, I always wanted to be a sketch comedian and a comedy actor. — Artie Lange Copy Share Image
I like a good listener, I like a sense of humor, I like a hoe that likes a hoe just for my… — Wale Copy Share Image
With comedy it's all about timing and presence on screen, as the words are there but you have to say them right… — Michelle Keegan Copy Share Image
Judging people is one of the greatest man sin. Remember, God made us, and it means you were also judging God and… — Originals Aneeli Copy Share Image
“Laughter feels like our flotation device -- it won't pull us out of the storm, but it might carry us through, if… — Emery Lord Copy Share Image
I'm such a comedy fan that I just love laughing and so admire comedians who have brought me joy. — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
My parents' marriage is a gift to everyone around them - 60 years of making their kids laugh. How many parents are… — Louise Erdrich Copy Share Image
Nobody wants to see sketch comedy that's the same sketch they've seen time and time again, or that's just a rehash of… — Jordan Peele Copy Share Image
East Germany was so total in its totalitarianism that everything was banned which wasn't compulsory. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
My boyfriend left me because of my obsession with Linkin Park. But in the end, it doesn't even matter. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I make dramedies, but 'Tangerine' really has a lot of comedy, and I saw that it had a great effect - it… — Sean Baker Copy Share Image
I feel like everything comes into your life for a reason. With 'Awake,' I got to do a drama, and with 'Anger… — Daniela Bobadilla Copy Share Image
Americans are funny people: first you shock them, then they put you in a museum. — Mick Jagger Copy Share Image
I read that MTV's Real World got 40,000 applications. That's amazing, such an even number. You would have thought it would be 40,008. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“After all, I was dressed in linen and so retained a certain capacity for nonchalance.” — Joanna Ruocco Copy Share Image
