“Decker smiled and shrugged off their laughter. The humour was only barbed if you sat on the outside, and now he was… — R.D. Ronald Copy Share Image
“I use Fiction to face Reality And write sweet Stories to avoid the bitter ones.” — Talia Copy Share Image
In all my content I don't really swear or use profanity, because I believe comedy can just be pure. — Michael Dapaah Copy Share Image
We're concerned about AIDS inside our White House - make no mistake about it. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
If only losing weight was as easy as losing my cell phone, my keys, my temper, or even my mind, Id be… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't want to start Any blasphemous rumors But I think that God's Got a sick sense of humor And when I… — Depeche Mode Copy Share Image
For indeed all that we think so new to-day has been acted over and over again, a shifting comedy, by the women… — Agnes Repplier Copy Share Image
I would date a fan, I dont have a problem with that. I look for a good sense of humour in a… — Rupert Grint Copy Share Image
“If you have not seen it, FOOTBALL is a game in which men shove one another back and forth for no reason.… — John Hodgman Copy Share Image
Have four things going. I have stand-up comedy, two television shows and I'm working on a play. I like to work, and… — Joy Behar Copy Share Image
“Another phenomenon, still more strikingly modern, was a package of lucifer matches, which, in old times, would have been thought actually to… — Nathaniel Hawthorne Copy Share Image
I'm addicted to laughing. I go to see a lot of comedy shows. I'm addicted to playing really loud and obnoxious rock… — Nadia Giosia Copy Share Image
“I caught his drift, but I wasn't going to argue for a single second. Just get me to the Hampshire House, that's… — Ava Gardner Copy Share Image
“Is your butt buzzing?" Cole, you have the worst timing! I jerked upright, tring to pull my phone out of my pocket… — Jennifer Rardin Copy Share Image
My mum told me the best time to ask my dad for anything was during sex. Not the best advice I'd ever… — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
You learn so many different skills on the show «Merlin». You're constantly asked to do green-screen, horse riding, comedy scenes, dramatic scenes,… — Colin Morgan Copy Share Image
As for movies, what's great about comedy is that if your movie gets laughs and makes money, you have freedom. — Adam McKay Copy Share Image
I used to love my neighbors, then one day they put a fucking password on their WIFI — Avalon Copy Share Image
“You took out a book on blow-job technique from the British Library? They shouldn't have books like that in there!” — Sarra Manning Copy Share Image
A German singer! I should as soon expect to get pleasure from the neighing of my horse. — Frederick The Great Copy Share Image
“Why is it that a man always stops to admire another man's work at the worst possible time?” — James Flerlage Copy Share Image
I have tried... believe me, I have tried to like rap music. It makes me feel so very, very old. I have… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
“Life is a game I adore. I just wish someone had given me the rule book sooner.” — Dane Waters Copy Share Image
“I think he could handle being used. It would be good for him. He's having trouble sleeping.” — Victoria Dahl Copy Share Image
“The thing about growing old is that when you wake up with a new pain, you can just about count on it… — Marjorie Pay HInckley Copy Share Image
A clever, imaginative, humorous request can open closed doors and closed minds. — Percy Ross Copy Share Image
“Sweetheart, the baby keeps you up all night , it’s definitely a boy.” He winks.” — Samantha Towle Copy Share Image
Watching Billy Connolly at the Hammersmith Apollo in the late 90s was a masterclass of long-form comedy. — Richard Herring Copy Share Image
One does not laugh because one is happy; one is happy because one laughs. — Mireille Guiliano Copy Share Image
Thinks its funny when people read someone elses status & start to wonder if it has something to do with them. — Arjun Loveable Copy Share Image
“One's theories, after all, matter little, it is one's humor that is the great thing.” — Henry James Copy Share Image
I still believe that the best art - be it music, comedy, painting, etc. - is the art that hasn't been asked… — Matt Berry Copy Share Image
English language would become poorer if words like 'apology', 'regret' and 'sorry' are withdrawn from usage. — Chandlrababu VS Copy Share Image
“Writing is a failure. Writing is not only useless, it's spoiled paper.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Eventually, alas, I realized the main purpose of buying cocaine is to run out of it. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
If you look back, Mozart, Haydn and Beethoven were mixing music and humor all the time. — Richard Hyung-ki Joo Copy Share Image
“Well, the truth is that his mother had six miscarriages, and three of them survived.” — Oscar O'Rourke Copy Share Image
People will remember a good comedy song a lot longer than they would some of the so-called straight love songs. — Ray Stevens Copy Share Image
“Can no prayers pierce thee? SHYLOCK: No, none that thou hast wit enough to make.” — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it. — E. B. White Copy Share Image
