“Actually, I was prone to random acts of stupidity. I considered it to be one of my talents.” — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
Feeling supported when you are doing comedy is the best way to make comedy - at least, that's how I think. — Nicole Byer Copy Share Image
If I could continue to work in comedy - whether it's TV, stand-up - I will be happy. — Esther Povitsky Copy Share Image
People are surprised I do comedy! And I'm like, 'Guys, that's all I have been doing. For, like, forever.' — Yvonne Orji Copy Share Image
“And he claims another victim.” I cracked a grin. “Edwin, you’re turning this infirmary into a speakeasy.” — Katherine McIntyre Copy Share Image
“...truly loving someone is making that person happy even if you’re not the reason behind it.” — Kevin Anos (Vinsfortin Copy Share Image
I used comedy as a way to combat my dyslexia. I was barely getting by scholastically, so I used a lot of… — Joel McHale Copy Share Image
I worry about my nan. If she's alone and falls, does she make a noise? I'm joking, she's dead. — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
“ I Believe in Bonnie and Clyde the sign read. Finn read it again, and then again, not sure what to make… — Amy Harmon Copy Share Image
Even going on stage is a service because it brings people up from thinking about their lost job or their lost spouse… — Lisa Lampanelli Copy Share Image
When I wake up, I'll read something and I'll feel angry. And then I'll calm down a little bit. I'll think about… — Ted Lieu Copy Share Image
“Count yourself fortunate." He made an elegant sweep of his hand toward the sun. "Daylight does not make them turn to ash,… — Lynn Viehl Copy Share Image
“There was also a great absence of people, including behind the mahogany-topped reception desk. Now, there’s a time when an unlocked premises… — Ben Aaronovitch Copy Share Image
Obviously we're doing a comedy [Fresh Hell], and our intent is to entertain, but we're also really aware and trying to stay… — Brent Spiner Copy Share Image
“And this is the library,” Mrs. Simcosky said, leading Beth into a generous room with a fire flickering in a river rock… — Trish McCallan Copy Share Image
“I'm never letting you do my laundry. Again." "I didn't know the red towel was in there," Prophet protested. "You did it… — S.E. Jakes Copy Share Image
Got a proper job at 28. Gave it up to try comedy at 38. Decided to get fit and healthy at 48.… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
The Apartment' was fun, but I enjoy comedy much more, and I feel I do it better. — Fred MacMurray Copy Share Image
“If I were Mace Tyrell, I would sooner have Joffrey's head on a pike than his cock in my daughter.” — George R.R. Martin Copy Share Image
“At one point I thought I broke his face, but he turned out to just be laughing really hard.” — Vali Chandrasekaran Copy Share Image
In my mind, if you write a comedy where human beings experience pain, you're just being realistic. — James L. Brooks Copy Share Image
“You know that Kate called Walter a heartless bastard?" "And an asshole. I am quite proud.” — Aimee Carter Copy Share Image
I am tired of doing stupid comedies. Though comedy has given me the breakthrough in the industry, I constantly feel the need… — Paresh Rawal Copy Share Image
Whenever I'm stuck in traffic, I can't help but wonder, 'Where did the creator of The Jetsons go, and why hasn't he… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Poor soul - very sad; her late husband, you know, a very sad death - eaten by missionaries - poor soul. — William Archibald Spooner Copy Share Image
“Is it white wine? Red tastes like vinegar.' 'Of course it's white wine, I'm Japanese.” — Natasha Pulley Copy Share Image
The comedy and character interaction on 'Atlantis' is what makes it so different from most science fiction shows. — David Hewlett Copy Share Image
“Before I could turn to look up, a voice boomed from the heavens: "What the heck is going on down there?” — Kat Falls Copy Share Image
If it wasn't for my grandpa, I'd have absolutely no sense of humor and I never would have gotten my start in… — Matt Rife Copy Share Image
My favorite kind of humor is basically, if it was happening to you, it wouldn't be funny, but to observe it, it's… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
The physical part of comedy is as hard as a lot of action movies. It scares me, but in a way that… — Rachel McAdams Copy Share Image
I still haven't found the humor in getting hit by a cement truck. My knees still hurt when I think about it,… — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
Sleep deprivation may not be good for your health but it's great for your sense of humour. — Anurag Prakash Ray Copy Share Image
“Let come the forces of night! We will stand!" "We will get the hell out of here is what we will do,"… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
I think there's something funny about people who laugh in the face of convention or surprise us morally. — Phoebe Waller-Bridge Copy Share Image
Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman - or the want of it in the… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
Maybe if God gives you a handicap, he makes sure you've got a few extra doses of humor to take the edge… — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
“It’s easier to hide your smoking habit on a foggy night. Let that be a lesson for you and your secret lover.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“And I’d have you know, through all of it, I still had perfect nails! Because I am completely swell.” — Sarah Scheele Copy Share Image
Some people expect me to be funny all the time, and I'm not necessarily funny all the time. — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
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