When I drink alcohol...everyone says I'm alcoholic but When I drink Fanta...no one says I'm fantastic... — Gouravchauhan777 Copy Share Image
Well, it may be humorous to you, but it’s a very serious matter to the squirrels. — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
Amy Poehler and I have been friends for so long, we're like Oprah and Gale. Only we're not denying anything. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
All of my favorite comedy has always been of the grounded variety. Even 'MacGruber.' I think that MacGruber is a really grounded… — Adam Scott Copy Share Image
“Wake up and fuck me," demanded Tarin. "I thought your bum hurt?" Tarin squirmed. "Want cock, too. Fall out a tree, climb… — Syd McGinley Copy Share Image
A friend of mines call me and tell me he loose my phone number, if I can give it back to him? — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
It's just fun to be on a movie set and looking to find the comedy in sweet, simple family moments. — Sean Astin Copy Share Image
Even as a kid I was never the generator of humor, but I always knew who was funny, who to hang out… — Andrew Stanton Copy Share Image
If i wouldn't have done comedy, I would have been a teacher. I was really good when I took an exploratory teaching… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
“There really is no sense in pretending to be normal. Just be you because the moment you do, weirder things happen. Crazy… — Shannon L. Alder Copy Share Image
“Every town you go to, they tell you what's special about their town. What they're number one at... This guy comes up… — Tim Hawkins Copy Share Image
“Sorry, I didn’t know that you had a vagina, I’ll refrain from using vulgar words for now on. How about it smells… — Katelin LaMontagne Copy Share Image
“Imagine that it's sugar," Korbyn said. 'You're riding across candy.' "Salt can never be sugar," Fennik said. "We should talk about the… — Sarah Beth Durst Copy Share Image
“On verge of going apostrophic, taking foxglove, myrrh, mare's milk cure, shedding articles, shredding conjunctions, but can't shake prepositions.” — Kate Campbell Copy Share Image
Humour allows us to see that ultimately things don't make sense. The only thing that truly makes sense is letting go of… — Dzigar Kongtrul Rinpoche Copy Share Image
“If someone called me chubby, it would no longer be something that kept me up late at night. Being called fat is… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I'm convinced that it's energy and humor. The two of them combined equal charm. — Judith Krantz Copy Share Image
There are so many scams on the Internet now...Send me $19.95 and I will tell you how to avoid them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A community is infinitely more brutalised by the habitual employment of punishment than it is by the occasional occurence of crime. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
“You tread a precariously thin line between being charmingly headstrong and insufferably pigheaded.” — Ransom Riggs Copy Share Image
But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people. — Kathy Griffin Copy Share Image
The best way to do comedy is to not filter yourself, and then you could always fix it later. You want to… — Ken Marino Copy Share Image
I try to play serious scenes a little funny and the comedy a little serious. — Uzo Aduba Copy Share Image
“Quote: a banal proverb that is considered profound when uttered by a celebrity.” — Bauvard Copy Share Image
I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I admire the Pope. I have a lot of respect for anyone who can tour without an album. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
Happiness for the average person may be said to flow largely from common sense - adapting one-self to circumstances - and a… — Beatrice Lillie Copy Share Image
What's up?" [asked Ford.] I don't know," said Marvin, "I've never been there. — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“Unbelievable! You are unbelievable! First you ruin my life and then you blame it on my period!” — Jane Aire Copy Share Image
“Please don't follow in my footsteps. I'm already knee-deep in them, and am sinking rapidly...” — Tony James Slater Copy Share Image
Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them. — Simon Wiesenthal Copy Share Image
I recently bought the box set of 'Doctor Who' and watched it back to back, Unfortunately I wasn't the one facing the… — Milton Jones Copy Share Image
“Salt is like good humor, and nearly everything is better for a pinch of it.” — Louisa May Alcott Copy Share Image
Drama comes more naturally to me. It's the comedy you really have to delve into. — Kathy Bates Copy Share Image
My wife went to a beauty parlor and got a mudpack; for two days she looked nice, then the mud fell off. — Chic Murray Copy Share Image
...nothing so liberalizes a man and expands the kindly instincts that nature put in him as travel and contact with many kinds… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“Your comedy and mine will have been played then, and we shall be removed” — William Makepeace Thackeray Copy Share Image
“The man said, "The toy cars are a dollar a piece". The boy thought about that a moment and asked, "How much… — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
I've always had fun looking forward, seeing where technology is going, and finding interesting ways of applying that to comedy. — Tom Green Copy Share Image
BBM for Andriod is the new Google+ account. Everyone wanted it. Everyone got it. And no one has any idea what to… — Tufail Mehraj Copy Share Image
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