“One year later, I got beat up at a Neil Diamond concert by a guy named Scrunchie!” — Matt Groening Copy Share Image
A smile is a sign of joy, a hug is a sign of love, a laugh is a sign of happiness and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Men are happy to be laughed at for their humor, but not for their folly. — Jonathan Swift Copy Share Image
He is a [sane] man who can have tragedy in his heart and comedy in his head. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why the hell would I try to get in your pants when it looks like you could barely get them past your… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
I was a failed actor but I still wanted to show off, so I ended up doing live comedy. — Graham Norton Copy Share Image
“A man's plumbing is like his mind: simple, very few surprises. You ladies, on the other hand...well, God put a lot of… — Khaled Hosseini Copy Share Image
The reason why Absurdist plays take place in No Man's Land with only two characters is primarily financial. — Arthur Adamov Copy Share Image
I love doing comedy, and I don't get a chance to much. I get to play lots of serious people, and killers,… — William Sadler Copy Share Image
The greatest way for people to experience a comedy is to go in not knowing anything about it. But because of marketing,… — Paul Feig Copy Share Image
My son is 12 now, and is really getting into girls. A lot. But the thing about twelve year old boys is… — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
For some reason, people find me funny. It's quite hard to define why a thought is funny. It's even harder to define… — Wallace Shawn Copy Share Image
The art of conversation consists far less in displaying much wit oneself than in helping others to be witty: the man who… — Jean de la Bruyere Copy Share Image
“Ares sighed "What are the three words said most often in our house?" "Not tonight, Ares?" Than offered. "Funny," Ares growled. "Cara… — Larissa Ione Copy Share Image
“Dave walked closer to me, his dark eyes combing my every move. "Do you always hold your guitar like that?" I dropped… — Tara Kelly Copy Share Image
Horace appears in good humor while he censures, and therefore his censure has the more weight, as supposed to proceed from judgment… — Edward Young Copy Share Image
I cannot tell you what hotel I'm staying at, but there are two trees involved. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“Give it up to God,” they’d say, or “He won’t give you more than you can handle.” Fuck that. He preferred to… — Joel Crofoot Copy Share Image
But huge photographs of dead bodies are slightly different. I couldn't find much humor there. — PJ Harvey Copy Share Image
Tel-Aviv airport is still the only airport in the world where each passenger is met by ten relatives. — George Mikes Copy Share Image
“Everyone started sniffling at that point. Everyone, that is, except me. I never did the crying thing. It would have ruined my… — Cynthia Hand Copy Share Image
“Oscar Wilde: "I wish I had said that." Whistler: "You will, Oscar; you will.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Love is not from the heart, but instead from the brain. Love must be logically then. — Michael Country Copy Share Image
Can't help but laugh at this dude buying condoms and getting his card declined. He just got cock blocked by Visa. — Brii Ann Copy Share Image
“Why do people say available,actually they are not pertaining to...this is Bullshit!!” — Nikhil Deshpande Copy Share Image
[Humor] could be dicey for a therapist and needs to be used very deftly. — Kelly Carlin-McCall Copy Share Image
“I thanked him and he asked me if my cape got caught on stuff when I was running and jumping, and I… — Joe R. Lansdale Copy Share Image
“[...] I've learned something about my own hunches: the only time they turn out to be meaningful is when I ignore them.” — Steven Brust Copy Share Image
Russian humor is to adapt or make some sense or nonsense out of the insanity of their lives. — Ian Frazier Copy Share Image
“But I ain't puttin' it in de street. Ah'm tellin' you.' 'Ah jus lak uh chicken. Chicken drink water, but he don't… — Zora Neale Hurston Copy Share Image
My advice to defensive players: Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in a bad humor. — Bowden Wyatt Copy Share Image
I couldn't have made it without knowing how to use laughter to get from one day to the next. — Shana Alexander Copy Share Image
“I believe if I had a house in hell and a house in St. George, I'd rent out the one in St.… — J. Golden Kimball Copy Share Image
“In the spring of fifth grade, the boob fairy arrived with her wand and smacked Cassie wicked hard.” — Laurie Halse Anderson Copy Share Image
“That’s quite the specific search...'Sadistic Old-Bag-Murdering Witches'—I can’t even begin to imagine what that involves.” — Stacey T. Hunt Copy Share Image
“Don’t go,” said Cedric. “Murder has made you practically one of the family.” — Agatha Christie Copy Share Image
I am very interested in that fine line between fiction and reality and between comedy and tragedy - and pushing the line… — Jill McCorkle Copy Share Image
“What is your definition of skank?' I ask. 'A skank fucks skeezas she barely knows.” — Megan McCafferty Copy Share Image
That dark humor has always been a part of what I've done. It's always been somewhat tongue-in-cheek. — El-P Copy Share Image
I'm an American so its kind of hard for me to talk about 9/11. So whenever someone brings it up in a… — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
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