As for doing more dramatic work over comedy, I do whatever turns me on at the moment. — Sandra Bullock Copy Share Image
If I was stranded on a desert island and I could only bring one thing, I would bring Dora. That girl has… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Men own basketball teams. Every year cheerleaders' outfits get tighter and briefer, and players' shorts get baggier and longer. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
“I don't think the heavy stuff is gonna come down for quite a while!” ― Bill Murray character in Cadyshack” — Mark Buff Copy Share Image
“ Henry Denton: You Brits really don't have a sense of humor do you? Elsie: We do if something's funny, sir.” — Julian Fellowes Copy Share Image
“Laughter paves the way for many things. It's one way to build intimacy between” — Berkun, Scott Copy Share Image
John Locke invented common sense, and only Englishmen have had it ever since! — Bertrand Russell Copy Share Image
“My love’s got a lot of love to give. Unfortunately, she gives none of it to me. ” — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Copy Share Image
“Nothing will get you anywhere with me," I exclaimed. "I don't know about that." He put on an introspective look that was… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
“Now, paper and pencils," said Miss Marcy, clapping her hands. Writing paper is scarce in this house, and I had no intention… — Dodie Smith Copy Share Image
My humour is a mix of my parents'. I get the chatty, anecdotal stuff from my dad and the filth from my… — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
“ She gave him a cool glance over her shoulder. "May your balls wither away and you develope an allergy to Viagra… — Iris Johansen Copy Share Image
“He thinks himself rather an exceptional young man, thoroughly sophisticated, well adjusted to his environment, and somewhat more significant than any one… — F. Scott Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
“Puns are the lowest form of humor,” he proclaimed the cliché proudly. “Shakespeare used puns,” I observed. “You are not Shakespeare.” I… — Hamish De'Lamet Copy Share Image
Right now I'm sick of acting, so it's like, Maybe I'll do writing for a bit. Then, when I'm tired of writing,… — Charlyne Yi Copy Share Image
“Bercelak frowned. “Do we know you?” “I’m Bram,” the dragon said, appearing confused. “I stayed with your parents last summer.” “Oh.” Ghleanna… — G.A. Aiken Copy Share Image
“Whoever came up with the term “Funny Bone” must have been a masochist, because hitting it is not funny at all…” — Gary Hopkins Copy Share Image
Though we adore men individually, we agree as a group they're rather stupid. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You're so pretty, Joe. It's really a shame that you're such a dumbass.” — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
“I spread my arms. “In the Rainbow Jungles of Ever there lives what I affectionately call, killer ducks.” — Jen Wylie Copy Share Image
“I close my eyes and lean my head against the seat, and the word fuck just repeats itself over and over in… — Courtney Summers Copy Share Image
I've always been a huge fan of martial arts and comedy, so Rush Hour was the perfect combination for me. — Justin Hires Copy Share Image
“I put the odds on a psychic deathmatch between Attila the Hun and Virginia Woolf at fifty-fifty.” — Alison Bechdel Copy Share Image
Some people would say comedy draws from some dark places, from your dark stuff. Life's great optimists aren't necessarily the funniest people. — Colin Firth Copy Share Image
Situation comedies are old-fashioned - they stick to formulas. I resent their music which is old fashioned. I resent the use of… — Bill Bixby Copy Share Image
“I hear they make greeting cards now to thank your therapist... for NOTHING” — Casey Renee Kiser Copy Share Image
I find it very difficult to be funny, it's much easier to do tragedy than it is to do comedy. — Eric Drooker Copy Share Image
Comedy has had no history, because it was not at first treated seriously. — Aristotle Copy Share Image
“People in blind love throw away common sense, conscience and comedy from the life.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
“Though there was nowhere one so busy as he/ He was less busy than he seemed to be.” — Geoffrey Chaucer Copy Share Image
I don't think I could stab somebody, cause I'm really bad at a Capri Sun. — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it. — Frank A. Clark Copy Share Image
“and a smaller, sad, little-dead-poet sphere with acne scars spins around us lighting the night...” — N.D. Wilson Copy Share Image
There is a close relationship between the ha-ha of humor and the aha! of discovery. — Roger Von Oech Copy Share Image
“Twinkle twinkle little star, I want to hit you with a car. Throw you off a bridge so high, Hope you break… — Katelyn Lillis Copy Share Image
I had the epiphany that laughter was light, and light was laughter, and that this was the secret of the universe. — Donna Tartt Copy Share Image
“If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you really are.” — H.N. Turteltaub Copy Share Image
People usually survive their illnesses, but the paper work eventually does them in. Filing a claim for insurance is terminal. — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
My first improv was Second City in Chicago. Before that, I worked at - with a partner, doing comedy sketches. — Fred Willard Copy Share Image
People used to say I'm weak in comedy. But, with 'Mahesh Khaelja' and 'Dookudu,' I have proved that I am good at… — Mahesh Babu Copy Share Image
