“Try any way but you are not going to be happy unless you became my friend.” — Rahul Bodkhe Copy Share Image
A feast is made for laughter, and wine maketh merry: but money answereth all things. — Bible Copy Share Image
The beauty of comedy is, when people come to a comedy club, there is a certain veil of reality suspended. — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
People ask me all the time, ALL the time, they say the same exact thing. They say, 'Bo, you're an artist... how… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
“Saving damsels in distress is all in a day’s work for your friendly local vampire.” — Tiffany Allee Copy Share Image
I really love comedy and weirdly enough, I love how my journey has ended up. I get to laugh all day long. — Anna Faris Copy Share Image
“Ulrich Van Holtz continued to read the latest tome on world economics, pretending to be bored, but in truth absolutely fascinated!” — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“He scrambled to grab a hose and pointed it at us. A pathetic stream of water trickled out. What are you going… — Jaye Wells Copy Share Image
“[novan]: bassists are very good with their fingers [novan]: and some of us sing backup vocals, so that means we're good with… — Jess C Scott Copy Share Image
“That wasn't Josh Hartnett; that kid was eighteen years old," Kate said. I told you, they age slower out here. It's all… — Julie James Copy Share Image
“First, the weather got hotter every day, and the hay press broke down every day. Second, the boss fell in love with… — Max Brand Copy Share Image
“Following Jesse's wonderful advice I will have to change my quote to: If have a sense of humour, you'll love my books;… — Jayde Scott Copy Share Image
“As a matter of fact, Ona spent more credits on the window shades alone than you will make in your entire lifetime… — John Zakour Copy Share Image
“Niko popped a spare slice of bacon in his mouth, chewing it up contentedly. “I hate being a soul, being dead. You… — Molly Ringle Copy Share Image
When I started acting, doing theater stuff at a young age, I was always the comic relief-type roles, so I knew I… — Kenan Thompson Copy Share Image
We need to have mentoring programs energized by government, paid for by government, but who exist not because of government. Teen Challenge… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
I don't know about the romantic comedy route, although never say never. — Kristen Wiig Copy Share Image
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