“You are out of your freaking skull! Maybe, but is that relevant?” — Shannon McKenna Copy Share Image
“Thank goodness, I can always find something funny to keep me up.” — Louisa May Alcott Copy Share Image
“Enough, gentlemen, enough! Show a New World marsupial a little respect” — Sara Pascoe Copy Share Image
“Just because i have a fedora on doesn't mean i want to help solve crime, but it also doesn't mean that i… — Kiersten Zeitler Copy Share Image
“Decided to put aside ethnic differences in the cause of making more money.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Jo's nineteen hair-pins all seemed stuck straight into her head, which was not exactly comfortable; but, dear me, let us be elegant… — Louisa May Alcott Copy Share Image
There's no possibility of being witty without a little ill-nature - the malice of a good thing is the barb that makes… — Richard Brinsley Sheridan Copy Share Image
If Pete Rose brings the Reds in first, they ought to bronze him and put him in cement. — Jerry Coleman Copy Share Image
“You know the look: genius gone to pot, and ready to join the Communist Party” — William Saroyan Copy Share Image
“Women are really strange, if you think about it. But this was no ordinary woman. This was a succubus—a life sucking monster.” — Justin Villanueva Copy Share Image
“I found the right (Valentine) card to send her. On the cover there were hearts, and it said, "Here's hoping you'll soon… — Barbara Kingsolver Copy Share Image
By the time I finished comedy, I was really burnt out of it. I had had enough. I don't really have a… — Eric Bana Copy Share Image
“Oh, yes, of course,” he said hastily. He gestured for Sophie to come closer. “Lance, this is Sophie. She helped me out… — Zeinab Alayan Copy Share Image
“Maple thought optimistically that human beings, on their good days, weren't much dimmer than sheep. Or at least, not much dimmer than… — Leonie Swann Copy Share Image
“You can always count on people to crowded your party when you’re in glory but you should never dream of people sending… — Lisa See Copy Share Image
You won't find me in a romantic comedy. Those movies don't speak to me. People don't come to talk to me about… — Naomi Watts Copy Share Image
“Rorshach's journal. October 16, 1985. Been waiting in Moloch's fridge for three hours. Ate two raw eggs and packet of honey mustard… — Alan Moore Copy Share Image
I don't mind when my horse is left at the post. I don't mind when my horse comes up to me in… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
