Humor Quotes · Page 213

I find comedy natural. I'm not saying I'm funny - I'm saying I'm silly.

— Harris Dickinson

Comedy, we may say, is society protecting itself - with a smile.

— J. B. Priestley

People will admit to arson and mayhem sooner than no sense of humor.

— Peg Bracken

“Now Leroux, what think you Of this twist to the story?”

— E.A. Bucchianeri

I never thought of myself as like, a funny person.

— Lena Dunham

“They never let you live it down. One little mistake!"- Nero”

— Robert Lynn Asprin

You can make the audience laugh, be funny and sad at the same time.

— Molly Shannon

“Holy Christ fate’s got a fucking sick sense of humor ” he chuckled.”

— Deb Caletti

“I like the smell of my Grandma's soap - I used to sit in the bath and eat it.”

— Carl Barât

There is nothing so debilitating to a naturally weak sense of humor as selling tickets behind a grating.

— Kate Douglas Wiggin

If I'm the president, we're going to have emergency-room care, we're going to have gag orders.

— George W. Bush

One of the real ways out of conflict is humour. It builds bridges; it's a weapon against rigid ideology, narrow thinking, intolerance.

— Anthony McCarten

I didn't go to college, but if I did, I would've taken all my tests at a restaurant, 'cause 'The customer is…

— Mitch Hedberg

“He wanted one drink, and understood precisely why he wasn't going to have one. One drink ended up arriving in a dozen…

— Terry Pratchett

“Spreading laughter is healthy and more fun than sex. Well... unless you do them at the same time.”

— Michael Clutton

“If God could make a carpenter into a Savior, a slave trader into a reverend, why not an opium addict into an…

— Michelle Griep

“The angel being interrogated paced back and forth, anxiously running his fingers through his hair. Of course, being an angel, he didn't…

— Phillip Andrew Bennett Low low

“Well,” he said with an affected sigh, “you have my approval, at least.” “Why?” Hyacinth asked suspiciously. “It would be an excellent…

— Julia Quinn

Having a sense of humour is really key. You have to have a sense of humour with these things and I've just…

— Daniel Craig

I was intentionally curbing the impulse to be funny and hiding the ability. I wrote any number of very serious attempts at…

— Patrick deWitt

“Use Fun & Humor. Humor lightens spirits, comforts through a challenge, brings people together, engages, and entertains. Bring delight and joy to…

— Susan C. Young

I'm not 17 anymore. I still have some of the same sort of anger, but I have a sense of humor about…

— Dave Pirner

I moved out to L.A. to be a filmmaker or director. I didn't even think about doing comedy or even acting. I…

— Bill Hader

I love Buster Keaton and I love physical comedy when it's done in an emotionally understated way. I just like to play…

— Demetri Martin

I haven't had a lot of comedy come my way as a performer.

— Tommy Lee Jones

“Boys don't make passes at girls who wear glasses.”

— Jennifer Echols

“I love the movie "Titanic." It's my favorite romantic comedy!”

— Troy Bisson

I love comedy. God has given me this platform.

— Jeff Foxworthy

“Good tragedies always have a little humour. - Wilhelm Barli”

— Jo Nesbø

“Ask us no questions and we’ll tell you no lies.”

— J.K. Rowling

“He doesn't teach you what to think. He teaches you how to think.”

— Lurlene McDaniel

“Life is Great with Jesus and Mtn. Dew.”

— Jeremy Stites

“Aww, did we masturbate through the tears last night?”

— Kresley Cole

“Świat się zmienia, słońce zachodzi, a wódka się kończy.”

— Andrzej Sapkowski

I like women. I dont understand them, but I like them.

— Bhaboo

“In every day and in every way, we're all that much closer to death.”

— Charles Atkins

You don't teach a man something by killing him. That's my job.

— Anonymous

“Having a life expectancy is just part of being self-entitled”

— Josh Stern

“cats on hot bricks could take hints from me”

— P.G. Wodehouse

“The heating systems composed works in the style of John Cage.”

— David Mitchell