Humor Quotes · Page 212

Let's face it, comedy's a dead art form. Tragedy, now that's funny.

— Bender (The Cartoon Character

He had a defect, which to a comic might be fatal. He wasn't funny.

— Henny Youngman

“Chicks before dicks. Hos before Bros. Moms before Doms.”

— Laurel Ulen Curtis

As a comedy writer, I work largely from home.

— Jesse Armstrong

I have a sick sense of humor. Like, I'm always laughing at my own pain.

— Tierra Whack

“Oh, traccy traccy ply ply bracket doints and divs”

— Yahtzee Croshaw

“God gives you an infinite amount of time.”

— Art Hochberg

“I got dressed. You can't be Midnight Mayor in your underpants.”

— Kate Griffin

I feel like everything comes into your life for a reason. With 'Awake,' I got to do a drama, and with 'Anger…

— Daniela Bobadilla

It's so laughable that it's somewhere beyond comedy and right into tragedy again.

— Libba Bray

“You know, when a beautiful bleeding woman shows up at your door, it's common courtesy to let her in or help her…

— Allison Ivy

I like a good listener, I like a sense of humor, I like a hoe that likes a hoe just for my…

— Wale

To tell you the truth, I always wanted to be a sketch comedian and a comedy actor.

— Artie Lange

“When you have no job, There will be no money, No money you die. That's why work hard”

— John Yambao

I can't write a joke. I could never write. I do a lot of stories and I call them stories, but they're…

— Ron Shock

“twenty-three hours of nonstop traveling over two continents and countless time zones, her sense of humor”

— Leeanna Morgan

I've been to Canada, and they love - oh my God, they love their stand-up comedy in Canada. I've been overseas to…

— Brad Williams

“Not being able to see truth and lies is like being on an empty stage in front of millions of people and…

— Garrett Davis

To me, stand-up comedy is a place where you can say whatever you want. So to not use that space to say…

— Simon Amstell

I've been looking at that in myself lately. Often, joking for me is a way of diffusing the awkwardness of a situation,…

— Emma Stone

Practically speaking, a life that is vowed to simplicity, appropriate boldness, good humor, gratitude, unstinting work and play, and lots of walking,…

— Gary Snyder

“Vincent knew he was dying. A horrendous fever overwhelmed him with intolerable pain throughout many sleepless hours. It came as a result…

— Don Luis Zavala

“When it comes to the subject it's best to understand that white people do not recognize public transit as a viable option…

— Christian Lander

“You want me to spy on a National Colour operative?' 'Wow,' she said, 'you got it. I thought I was going to…

— Jasper Fforde

I've been doing a lot of drama, but I feel like comedy is my strength.

— Taraji P. Henson

All the Padres need is a fly ball in the air.

— Jerry Coleman

I don't think my judgment is that good. I don't know what is funny

— Jerry Stiller

When you come to expect humor of people, you will never get it.

— Garrison Keillor

If you can't be funny, be interesting.

— Harold Ross

I have a really funny, loud Jewish family.

— Chloe Fineman

“The reason God never fails is because he fears to fail”

— adelaja precious

“If you're handed sour grapes take off your shoes and start dancing”

— Ron Akers

You r an idiot. Takes one to know one

— Anonymous

Comedy wasn't something I chose - it chose me.

— Pauly Shore

People go, 'Oh, Trump must be good for comedy,' and I go, 'Ehhh.'

— Bobcat Goldthwait

“Success is like sausage, you'd be surprised what goes into it.”

— Tim Fargo

“Our thoughts gives our dreams direction.”

— Ralph Ramovha

What a dog I got, he found out we look alike, so he killed himself.

— Rodney Dangerfield

From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere!

— Dr Seuss

I like to describe my stuff as observational comedy.

— Lilly Singh