“Silver lining; if we die, I won't have to take the SATs in January” — Delia Winters Copy Share Image
I used to do comedy during my theatre days, and I was good at that. — Pankaj Tripathi Copy Share Image
Some say that laughter is the best medicine, Obviously they have yet to try medicine. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“when you fall; it's not the ending; It's the next chance to perform better than the last one” — Harishankar Kaushik Copy Share Image
Doing comedy and romance is easy, if I compare it with playing the role of a real-life person. — Ammy Virk Copy Share Image
“Yesterday Allison bought me nail polish in the annoying shade of mauve. How can anyone look at me and think mauve?” — Katie McGarry Copy Share Image
“I am not worthy." he said softly. "Damn fucking straight," someone growled.” — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
With comedy it's all about timing and presence on screen, as the words are there but you have to say them right… — Michelle Keegan Copy Share Image
Judging people is one of the greatest man sin. Remember, God made us, and it means you were also judging God and… — Originals Aneeli Copy Share Image
My parents' marriage is a gift to everyone around them - 60 years of making their kids laugh. How many parents are… — Louise Erdrich Copy Share Image
The problem is that I work in more than one genre. It's impossible for me to aim for a single one because,… — Pedro Almodovar Copy Share Image
“Perhaps when I was a child. Then my brain fully developed and I started thinking about the logic. The Christian life is… — J.C. Wickhart Copy Share Image
“Your key hobbies need to be long country walks (get some fresh air in those lungs!), masturbation, and the revolution. Between those… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
“Come, come, come? I'm not asking for hundreds of pounds, just a little to start with. Will someone say ten shillings?' 'I… — Spike Milligan Copy Share Image
“I knew what Charley would do. He would spend the evening drinking himself into the mindset of a cinder block. If they… — Dan Ahearn Copy Share Image
“Probably no purer incitement to hatred existed, Lydia had found, than being told of anyone or anything: you will love him, her… — Jude Morgan Copy Share Image
My younger sister's a comedian. She has a sketch comedy group in Chicago called Schadenfreude and I look at her with such… — Brian d'Arcy James Copy Share Image
“Even though I can’t tell others whether they should chase their marathon dreams, I highly recommend they do something completely out of… — Dawn Dais Copy Share Image
“Tim, shut it. I'm not going to sell out the hootchie to save the fae.” — Elle Casey Copy Share Image
Hey baby, feel my sweater. You feel that? That's boyfriend material. — Raghib Clitso Copy Share Image
“I called this island Bad Humored Island, as we were in a bad humor.” — John Bakeless Copy Share Image
