“We seldom look up to the person; we usually look up to their persona.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“THINGS YOU NEVER HEAR: 'Please stop sucking my dick or I'll call the police.” — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“Next morning while imbibing his morning tea beneath his pink silken quilt Bernard decided he must marry Ethel with no more delay.” — Daisy Ashford Copy Share Image
Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A kitten is the delight of a household. All day long, comedy is played by an incomparable actor. — Champfleury Copy Share Image
“I feel like I've been ironing all day in high heels and no brassiere. ~Tizzy Donovan, Laid Out and Candle Lit” — Ann Everett Copy Share Image
“We are not in a foul humor, Belkin. We are in a corrupt-tempered moon. There is a difference, you know.” — Rachel Heffington Copy Share Image
I'll call it a smart phone the day I yell, Wheres my freaking phone?! and it answers, Im here! Under your jacket! — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
People don't come to a comedy club simply to hear someone's thoughts, no matter how profound. — Ted Alexandro Copy Share Image
“Did you just spit on your hand before you patted down my hair?” he asked indignantly. “Oh, I did no such thing.… — Karen V. Wasylowski Copy Share Image
I think comedy has evolved like every art form, and people probably do less standing around and telling jokes, and more things… — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
Activism isn't about holding your faults up to the light. That's what comedy is about, it's about saying, 'Look at this person… — Scott Thompson Copy Share Image
“Anyone with less intestinal fortitude, inhuman or not, would've been curled up on the floor sucking his thumb. I basked in the… — Rob Thurman Copy Share Image
“Crossing the small wooden bridge, just past the rubble, Gabe ducked off to the left and swooped underneath into hiding. Once sure… — Wendy Owens Copy Share Image
Mel [Gibson] could stage physical comedy and put the camera in such a way... I mean, we did some really funny stuff,… — Keith Carradine Copy Share Image
My friend said to me, You know what I like? Mashed potatoes. I was like, Dude, you have to give me time… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
'Newton' is a black comedy, a social satire. Amit Masurkar is directing the movie, and Drishyam films is producing. Rajkummar Rao is… — Pankaj Tripathi Copy Share Image
A man is never careful until he buys a brand new car or a white shirt — Mercy Pheona Copy Share Image
The gift of my childhood was laughter, being able to find the humor. — Jennifer Aniston Copy Share Image
My family isn't really Italian. We're more like Olive Garden Italian. — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
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