“I was living a dark life, where the only bright thing was frosting.” — Bailey Elizabeth Copy Share Image
“It's not a nice thing to send a penis to a woman. It's disrespectful.” — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I'm not too modest of a person. I've got a pretty blue sense of humor. — Michelle Monaghan Copy Share Image
I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
If only losing weight was as easy as losing my cell phone, my keys, my temper, or even my mind, Id be… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I would date a fan, I dont have a problem with that. I look for a good sense of humour in a… — Rupert Grint Copy Share Image
For indeed all that we think so new to-day has been acted over and over again, a shifting comedy, by the women… — Agnes Repplier Copy Share Image
A lot of celebrities have a sense of humor, and combined with an outrageous event, sometimes the sky's the limit! — Chris March Copy Share Image
“It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the blame” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
I'm not a comedian. I don't make things funny if they're not funny. I don't invent funny stuff. — Morgan Freeman Copy Share Image
I'm too far to the left for some, too far to the right for others. I'm my own brand of comedy. — Ralphie May Copy Share Image
I think comedy as an art involves the audience as a participant as much as is involves the artist. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
“You didn’t feed from her,” he said, and this was not a question. “Swill poison? Not my kind of fun, little brother.”… — L.J. Smith Copy Share Image
“I braced myself for something wise and useful. Dink, like most Bubbas, could be quite insightful and kind when you least expected… — Celia Rivenbark Copy Share Image
The only way I could get my old CD into stores is if I took one in and leave it. "Sir, you… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Angels have a sense of humor...The angels wants us to enjoy life. Have a good laugh at yourself every now and again… — Margaret Neylon Copy Share Image
“Sometimes you wonder, “How did I get myself into that scene? Why did I take that on?” You know, you couldn’t really… — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
The whole thing with comedy is that you are always in control. Writer, director, actor, producer, and sometimes bouncer. And you are… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
Kindness is really important to me in finding my own prince - so are patience and a sense of humor. Without those… — Anne Hathaway Copy Share Image
Saying 'I notice you're a nerd' is like saying, 'Hey, I notice that you'd rather be intelligent than be stupid, that you'd… — John Green Copy Share Image
I love comedy, and I think thats sort of what comes naturally to me. — Lauren Miller Copy Share Image
Humor without sadness underneath it feels cheap and aggressive. — John Cameron Mitchell Copy Share Image
