“You're making me rethink my stance against cold-blooded homicide.” — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
“I'm sorry I missed the meeting and hurt your little feely-weels okay?” — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
“I think he could handle being used. It would be good for him. He's having trouble sleeping.” — Victoria Dahl Copy Share Image
“Why is it that a man always stops to admire another man's work at the worst possible time?” — James Flerlage Copy Share Image
A German singer! I should as soon expect to get pleasure from the neighing of my horse. — Frederick The Great Copy Share Image
I have tried... believe me, I have tried to like rap music. It makes me feel so very, very old. I have… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
In all my content I don't really swear or use profanity, because I believe comedy can just be pure. — Michael Dapaah Copy Share Image
“I use Fiction to face Reality And write sweet Stories to avoid the bitter ones.” — Talia Copy Share Image
I don't want to start Any blasphemous rumors But I think that God's Got a sick sense of humor And when I… — Depeche Mode Copy Share Image
We're concerned about AIDS inside our White House - make no mistake about it. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
“ I’m sorry , the message said. The theft was a violation of privacy. It was an unbelievable act of impudence and… — Thea Harrison Copy Share Image
“She sighed and put on a good sulk. Actually, she had no desire to get her nose pierced but she did want… — Nora Roberts Copy Share Image
“ Speaking Italian Italian is a Romance language, meaning that it is based on Latin, the language of ancient Rome. Spanish, French,… — Jean F. Blashfield Copy Share Image
“On the ground, Cash gave a signal, and all the guys lined up by the pool. In unison, they stripped off their… — Kody Keplinger Copy Share Image
Humor is a show of both strength and of vulnerability: you are willing to make the first move but you are trusting… — Gina Barreca Copy Share Image
What people really want is not to make something funny, but to make something amusing - which, in many ways, is the… — Christian Finnegan Copy Share Image
“I have never heard a lady say 'arse,'" the emperor said mildly. "I haven't been a lady for long," I reminded him.… — Alison Goodman Copy Share Image
Comedy is great in that it's accessible to someone like me, from a low socioeconomic background, struggling in life. The gatekeepers are… — Hannah Gadsby Copy Share Image
“It wasn't the tequila and oxy. You really are that fucking gorgeous.” — Adrian Phoenix Copy Share Image
“Just remember, when you’re over the hill, you begin to pick up speed.” — Charles Schultz Copy Share Image
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